Quick, what do i say?
Quick, what do i say?
you already lost.
retard
So... Can I suck your boyfriends dick?
>3G
HAHAHAHA
>pit mix
potential bbc lover
Wanna see my dick?
Are you hungry? I got tide pods.
Are you a doujinshi? because I'm jerking off to your pics right now
How about: would you like to go out, movie, eat, etc.
It's called a date, faggot.
dubs command
Dubs!
TripDubbzzz
Wish me luck Sup Forumsros
I beat you with my trip dubs
ask her if shes a virgin
Lol. Way too soon to get to that. Key is subtlety. Make it feel like natural progression to her hanging out. Easiest way is to bring up doing something you like because of how bored you are etc., if she's interested she'll usually reply with something indicating a mutual interest and agreement. That's the point where you slide into how much better it would be to do these things together. Not hard.
Dam shot down
autism
tell her you didn't know you guys were on that level yet
Winrar
See post above. Total autism. You also find something to do but do not mention a specific time until she seems interested. Then at that point still leave a window.
>oh cool, I was wondering if you wanted to hang out
try taking it a bit slower, ask her what she's interested in, get to know her, but be calm about it, girls hate guys who are desperate for attention. Also don't start your conversation with a pick up line you fucking spastic, no shit you got shot down
This is really good
Well I don't usually third wheel but I will this time Jessicas you're cute
You're welcome bro, enjoy your threesome!
What's acomputer
"So where are we hanging out?"
so ask her what she's doing the next day. dont give up so easy
if she gives another excuse. bail
How can a person be this retarded
>'hi wyd'
Girl is so into you she actually answers this massive retardation
>'i cnnot do conversation so this is now canned pickup line pls respond'
Girl still somehow answers even though it's entirely obvious you're a fucking mongrel 70 IQ waste of trash because she's dtf
>'im fucking retard u like??! lets fugg naow :D:D:D:D'
The girl finally cannot stand denigrating her selfworth anymore. You could have literally said anything else in the entire world than this exact chain of utter and completely devastating display of autism and needy worthlessness and you'd smash, but no.
kys
This
exactly...cringing at beta fags lol
Here goes nothing
>Aww lol
She's not interested, move along
Poor bastard, I feel sorry for you, at least beta fags will not breed so hopefully the future generations will be free of your fucking beta genes.
thats lame
should have asked her if shes free the next day
just bail now lad save yrself the embarrassment
Here ya go, bud
lost cause
No
You can still turn it around. She's fencing right now.
nothing you fucked up
Tell her she's the most beautiful woman you've seen for the last 15 minutes and you want to grab a coffee with her to see if she's that pretty in real life while she's riding your dick.
(This works everytime)
Hitler did nothing wrong
Golfclap perfectly
this
Dubs get... do it op
omega embarrassing cringe thread 2bh lads
OP, let me explain how womines mines work and catagorize things.
>Aww, Sweet, Cute, Friendly and Annoying. Are all in the same catagory to females.
Where as
>Trust, Submission, Anger, Passion, Hatred, and Fucking
Are the same.
You want to fuck her, piss her off a little, but make her respond to you. Don't let her attitude dictate or take a gentle approach. If you're friendly and funny, that can be good for confidence, but to happy go lucky, you're just an annoying little faggot among the many.
dude, get the fuck off Sup Forums they aren't gonna get you laid, nor are they gonna get you a date with this chick. at best they will get you ignored, at worst she'll end up calling the cops on you.
Drink some water you thirsty, dry ass fuck.
You made my week you autistic fuck. 8.5/10 for kek
bumping
> me trying to get laid
Pls post reply
>u trying to get laid
WELL, WE'RE WAITING
THIS WAS THE ONE
itt:post black women that he'll still never get
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ask her to do something in person... like the app was made for...........(DOTDOTDOT)
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You are doing good op. Roll with her.
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u shuld of known when to stop son, because it was already ova
I would, right on top of that stolen bike too.
these girls might fuck ya
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can't say shit bout this. Closest I've ever gotten to a girl. Your on your own.
here's your dignity back op now finish telling your cuck story
well op got blacked
Op what did she say?
nothing because op's a faggot
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Welp
Don’t you have some self-respect?
and ya blew it
GG OP
Drop it there, don't say anything, she might respond if you ignore her now. It's your ONLY hope.
is he gay no his fucking your gurrrrl mayyyyyyyn deeeed take some more abo's
/s
This is so cringe lol just say wanna fuck
Ask for nudes OP
fuck you're a retard why did you ask her if he was gay what the fuck kind of question is that
How is it possible to be this awful at talking to people?
Wow, you're bad at this.
This
>autism speaks
are you 14?
This is really bad.
Sloot detected
Next time. Keep the small talk to a minimum.
Don’t ask questions, phrase everything as a statement.
IF YOU DO NOT ASK FOR NUMBER BY 4TH TEXT YOU HAVE FAILED THE GAME
lame
>is he gay
are you f* retarded?