How do I summon Jeff the Killer Sup Forums?

How do I summon Jeff the Killer Sup Forums?

Lemme guess, you’re 13?

Convince an innocent child to kill herself

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Already tried that..

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Step 1: Kill yourself.

Pull his pants down and suck his dick three times, then he'll show up and make you suck his dick.

how tf am I supposed to suck his dick if he's not there retard.

Find a victim match a to b then orchestrate the orientation that brings situation to bear

Think 2 birds 1 stone, if that's what you want

op is a fag

no u

it's like getting that guy candlejack to show up, you just

bitch fight me and my slave robert NOW

I just what?

OP is a fag fr

OP is fake

you wont last 5 minutes without cumming

shut the fuck up kid

OP is a fag

let's make this an OP hate thread

With nudes. Post em bitch.

this is either bait, or you are just fucking retarded.

go back to ifunny, or facebook, or even google+, where you belong

do a cock tribute on a printed piece of paper with his face on it. Or use photoshop

fuck you jp

Fuck you right back stauart

Shut all the lights in your house at midnight, make sure nobody is home (or it won't work), get a mirror, some salt, a bible and thirteen red candles. First you're going to put the mirror down in front of you. Second, make a ring of salt around the mirror. Take the bible in hand and light the candles. Proceed to shove the candles up your ass because you're a fucking fag, op

My name Jeff