Today is my birthday and nobody greeted me, trips decides what i do
Today is my birthday and nobody greeted me, trips decides what i do
Keep on living
Happy Birthday user. I you.
Happy Birthday user
You have to stay healthy
Eat something you don't like
Reward yourself with a sex doll
record yourself watching shake it up for 24 hours straight
fap and forget
we can always have a party for you user
Love me
Quit being a bitch and act like a man. Move on
an hero
...
don't die
All night loli fap
Go out and fuck the best prostitute you could afford
write a novel
Go to grocery store with bakery.
Grab the first cake you see, and fuck it in front of everybody while screaming "HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY"
start eating right, exercising, dressing well, grooming yourself properly, manage your finances properly, get a job or get a better job.
Penis in hot waffle iron, post pics.
roll
Sharpie in pooper.
get a load a deez niggas
roll
Drink choccy milk
gay
happy birthday dude
Shave a reverse mohawk in your head, then write FAGGOT down middle of scalp with a sharpie.
you know, when I had my 21st birth day, I was completely alone and had no one to hang out with and I was living alone.
I didn't get o n Sup Forums and complain
waaah i wanna kill myself cuz no one cummed 2 giv a party
Happy Birthday user.
Go buy a cake, and picture it.
We'll celebatre with you !
Years ago, I was thrown a party at a big club. Nobody showed.
Had I let myself succumb to the way I felt that night, I wouldn't have the awesome woman, the beautiful kids, and the fantastic shit that life has for me today.
I know it sucks. Like, worse than almost anything.
But one day, you'll look back, and you'll be amazed at how shit has changed.
Make a 6" cake out of raw ground beef.
Cover it in toothpaste for frosting.
Eat it all.
Fap
Not a bad idea.
Let's go with this.
Fap using Bengay cream for lube.
Finger your fart chute
Rolling for schedule an appointment with your Dr for antidepressants to sell to highschoolers as Ritalin
eat a dairy queen cake on livestream
call your parents
Livestream suicide on Facebook
This, but call out your high school bully, and say it's their fault cause the trauma stayed with you
try to rape the next girl you see
turn your life around and be happy
Go to bed
become dead inside, it hurts less
Happy birthday user, go eat some cake
roll
cum on a sock?
treat urself tonite
be happy :)
>remembering when your birthday is
Rerolling
roll
buy yourself a fleshlight
one off fuck
Sorry mate didnt know it was your special day. I bought you this to take to school and you know your own life
so close
trips!
Go and talk to a stranger on the Street
happy happy cake day!
...
be happy user
winrar?
Be happy forever user
smoke a blunt
happy birthday faggot
Buy an AR-15
You must forget what day your birthday is on
happy birthday bro, gimme your steam and we can play some vydia
Well you fucked up if you would've posted a PayPal email I would've sent you $10 to many fag's are gonna claim they're you maybe next time!
Fap and forget
be happy
go for a walk listening to your favorite music
be happy
Don’t worry we love you user happy birthday