Today is my birthday and nobody greeted me, trips decides what i do

Today is my birthday and nobody greeted me, trips decides what i do

Keep on living

Happy Birthday user. I you.

Happy Birthday user

You have to stay healthy

Eat something you don't like

Reward yourself with a sex doll

record yourself watching shake it up for 24 hours straight

fap and forget

we can always have a party for you user

Love me

Quit being a bitch and act like a man. Move on

an hero

...

don't die

All night loli fap

Go out and fuck the best prostitute you could afford

write a novel

Go to grocery store with bakery.
Grab the first cake you see, and fuck it in front of everybody while screaming "HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY"

start eating right, exercising, dressing well, grooming yourself properly, manage your finances properly, get a job or get a better job.

Penis in hot waffle iron, post pics.

roll

Sharpie in pooper.

get a load a deez niggas

roll

Drink choccy milk

gay

happy birthday dude

Shave a reverse mohawk in your head, then write FAGGOT down middle of scalp with a sharpie.

you know, when I had my 21st birth day, I was completely alone and had no one to hang out with and I was living alone.

I didn't get o n Sup Forums and complain

waaah i wanna kill myself cuz no one cummed 2 giv a party

Happy Birthday user.
Go buy a cake, and picture it.
We'll celebatre with you !

Years ago, I was thrown a party at a big club. Nobody showed.
Had I let myself succumb to the way I felt that night, I wouldn't have the awesome woman, the beautiful kids, and the fantastic shit that life has for me today.
I know it sucks. Like, worse than almost anything.
But one day, you'll look back, and you'll be amazed at how shit has changed.

Make a 6" cake out of raw ground beef.
Cover it in toothpaste for frosting.

Eat it all.

Fap

Not a bad idea.
Let's go with this.

Fap using Bengay cream for lube.

Finger your fart chute

Rolling for schedule an appointment with your Dr for antidepressants to sell to highschoolers as Ritalin

eat a dairy queen cake on livestream

call your parents

Livestream suicide on Facebook

This, but call out your high school bully, and say it's their fault cause the trauma stayed with you

try to rape the next girl you see

turn your life around and be happy

Go to bed

become dead inside, it hurts less

Happy birthday user, go eat some cake

roll

cum on a sock?

treat urself tonite

be happy :)

>remembering when your birthday is

Rerolling

roll

buy yourself a fleshlight

one off fuck

Sorry mate didnt know it was your special day. I bought you this to take to school and you know your own life

so close

trips!

Go and talk to a stranger on the Street

happy happy cake day!

...

be happy user

winrar?

Be happy forever user

smoke a blunt

happy birthday faggot

Buy an AR-15

You must forget what day your birthday is on

happy birthday bro, gimme your steam and we can play some vydia

Well you fucked up if you would've posted a PayPal email I would've sent you $10 to many fag's are gonna claim they're you maybe next time!

Fap and forget

be happy

go for a walk listening to your favorite music

be happy

Don’t worry we love you user happy birthday