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flowery twats edition

THAILAAAAAD

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fuck anime

just got fired thanks

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The so called bf.

but that's me???

Funny that the 'powerlifting' mongs done dare fucking show their face when they realise that actual strong lads have worked them out Lol

you

thairad!

... going out in style selfie ... 11 June 2017...

it was a conversation about fawlty towers that got me my first and so far only gf, both of us loved older british comedies.

Olympic rifles look so cool and futuristic

tragic hairline

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hello poocunt

>it was a conversation about fawlty towers that got me my first and so far only gf, both of us loved older british comedies.

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alri thailad

eating grapes

alri

Can't fucking wait to lamp this fucking '"""powerlifting""""" retard

>Funny that the 'powerlifting' mongs done dare fucking show their face when they realise that actual strong lads have worked them out Lol

>Can't fucking wait to lamp this fucking '"""powerlifting""""" retard

Yes, and expensive, but the cartridge is cheap and easy to find

i dont want to get a job lads

slept 2pm - 4pm the madman i am

the bit at the end of the barrel isn't cropped out and it bugs me

yanks need to get the fuck out of brit right now you're all permanently banned for calling that a bubbler

O homem mau

well then don't, fake autism or something and live the rest of your life on bennies

>match-grade ammunition
>cheap

umm no sweetie sorry x

got a pooey bum i reckon
making a trip to the privies asap

same
been putting applications off for TWO weeks because don't want to do interviews and assessment centres

SHART

*doo doo*

IN YOUR

*poo poo*

MART

what do brits call them

we call them bubblers too

.22 is less than R$1,00

Got absolutely shafted by the housemates when I told them I voted Tory

Should not have done that 2bh need all the mates I can get

any tips

jolly wolly water launchers.

meant 2am-4am but didnt cancel the post in time so it posted anyway REE

never heard that here

>being productive

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only ever heard it called a drining fountain down south

you must live somewhere reddit like melbourne or adelaide, in queensland they are bubblers

antifa

Nobody cares what it costs in brazil sweetie

lads what are my chances of getting a decent job?

>just finished masters in STEM predicted 1st
>did a summer research internship last year
>know a programming language barely anyone uses (python)
>mediocre social skills

retards in NA buy out all the .22 because they think its superpowered cop killing bullets

lived in brisbane as a kid and back then it was a water fountain

>python
i'm so sorry

i like how reddit has become an adjective

Sorry but why do you engage the conversation between me and the burger?
I did not invite you

well you clearly lived in a very reddity part of brisbane then

Water fountain

can you work a cash register or a fryer?

>>know a programming language barely anyone uses (python)
mate....

lads i want to kys myself today. fuck this "life"

>R$1,00
>30 cents

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Enjoying that cheeky bulge there

there is something there?

>python
python is used for statistics, bioinformatics and boring math shite
If you're into anything other than that I'm sorry you fell for a reddit meme

Students?

fuck off ryan

We call .22 as "kill pigeon" because is weak as fuck, that can't be that dumb...

I can talk when I want jungle monkey

You're supposed to learn C++ and Java after python.

>>know a programming language barely anyone uses (python)

you keep using that word
I do not think it means what you think it means

Are we still posting about the election lads?

didn't choose it desu just what my uni teaches, wish they would have done C++ or something instead
I want to work in data science

im a junki so... fuck this, i wonder what is on thi other side

>data science
not useless then
but do as thailad says

redditor detected

how unpopular is it for uni students to vote tory
here lib voters aren't really that stigmatised

ok then Icelandic volcano mongoloid, my city is more relevant than your nation

"Can I be leader of the Ra anymore?"
"Of course you can!"
"Well I wasn't before.."

ye

*intentionally misspells things*
dude im so high and drunk right now lmao fuk life

if there is nothing... well well ... i believe in reincarnarion

you're both reddit and that's okay x

god irish women are hideous

""""""City""""""
Zoo you mean

how

very

im kys-ing myslef rite now, dont stop me its my lif. see you there friends

Pretty unpopular, they act like you voted fucking BNP

I'll join you lads since this is the fastest tread on the board

there's a billion things online to help you mate, it all starts with a google search.

all venezuelans should be killed

don't you need a portfolio for it to be any use in job applications
can't work on projects properly as a neet

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Mate why are you in Sup Forums and not helping your starving people to overthrow Maduro

cat just sucked my cock

my life, im going to kill mi self. dont call d police

Which one of you is this?

you're off to a better place now lad
believe me this is a mercy
*hits you dead centre in the forehead with a palm strike instantly killing you with a concentrated chi blast to the penial gland*

you're off to Nirvana now