Anyone ever try looking for sex on craigslist? I'm doing it now since i'm single, horny...

anyone ever try looking for sex on craigslist? I'm doing it now since i'm single, horny, and its been years since i've fucked. Anyone have some stories of times they met up with people to fuck

You can find someone who will buttrape you here on Sup Forums though.

i banged a cl trap once.
good stuff.

Yes I have several times. Usually straight but I wanted to suck some guys off. Was fun.

all i get are bots

All bots dude and one real girl who flaked.

Met a dude doing "special" messages on CL. I called him up to see how legit it was. It ended up working out ok. Got a seriously good message, 2 BJs, and a couple beers after. All for free. This guy was seriously good at what he did. I still see him every now and then.

*Massage
Fucking hell, can't type.

I've met two girls (this was 8 and 10 years ago respectively) and two guys

There are a lot of creeps, and a lot of fakes, but occasionally you get lucky!

Faggot.

>Post add looking for woman who I will fuck 'hard'
>Get a few responses, one pans out
>Talking and we end up doing a 'bad man' scenario out in the woods.
>Meet up, walk into woods, start making out.
>Things get rough, i throw her to the ground and jump her.
>Rough sex. pinning, holding, ripping cloths.
>She fights back for reals by trying to bite and claw. I keep hammering.
>It starts raining after some time, eventually we slow downs and just fuck for a while.
>I cum twice, her multiple times.
>We leave in separate cars and never hook up again.

Be blunt whit your add user. I find women respond to you saying you just want to fuck rough with no emotional bullshit.

How do you go about a safe first time meet up to scope out if they're freaks or not?

You hooking up with a guy or girl?

Dudes i feel are more likely to be more trouble than pleasure

Depends.

The guys are easier hook ups because you know a) they are actually a guy and b) whether you're looking for oral/anal, you know they are pretty much there for the same reason you are

Girls - it's a lot of fakes. Either bots, or catfishing, or pic stealers. But you sometimes get lucky, and i found two different girls who were just looking for one night stands and were cool with it despite me being married

Just takes patience.

I hooked up with one chick. I was into her until she wanted me to smack her a lot in front of her infant daughter then after we got into the bedroom and fucked once, she wanted me to fist her. It was not entertaining. I fucked her in the ass (my first anal experience) after that on round 2 and never talked to her again after I left. It completely turned me off from anal

I also got to be a bull for a soldier. He and his petite redhead wife (butterface, but banging body) wanted to spice things up. I fucked her a few times after the first, but they started having marital problems (obviously). I ended up counseling them about it and helped them work through it.

I would say I had a

i stick to couples. Usually they are just looking for the woman to get fucked. Occasionally, the guy will want to suck you too, but mostly they watch or you do it together. Gotta set those limits early though, otherwise, you may have him try to stick his cock in your mouth when you're not expecting it.

I wish I could get a couple, okay to either MMF or MFF, I just wanna have a threesome

I met a woman in the middle of a manic episode who instantly fell in love with me. She gave incredible head and would do it all the time. I never let her know where I live.

Dude. Are you a regular guy wanting to get laid or a counselor?

> I never let her know where I live.
Very wise user. Don't ever, and I mean EVER let any of these freaks know where you live

Finding dudes is pretty easy. Finding women, not so much.

I have had success 2 times with CL. Both the women were fat and unattractive, but fuckit a hole's a hole. First chick was some fat redheaded bitch with HSV2. Couldn't fuck without a condom. Second was a fat black chick with huge titties. I hit that shit raw (terrible idea, but I got lucky) and then everytime after that she asked for money so I was like naw dog.

>I was into her until she wanted me to smack her a lot in front of her infant daughter
Please elaborate on this. How old was she? Did you do it? How did she react? Etc

I am a person who likes to fuck, but also not heartless. I didn't want to fuck around with someone married after I fucked one of my friend's wives in a moment of weakness.

I was apprehensive about it at first until they both said they are into it. Then it was slowly revealed that he was not into it as much as he thought after he saw how hard she was getting it. I did not want to be the catalyst for another divorce, even if I didn't know them that well.

Nope, but I did it on Backpage and it is 100000000x easier than Craigslist

She was like 22 and I was 24. She told me her daughter

She told me her daughter wasn't old enough to understand***

Pretty hot if you ask me I would have loved to beat the shit out of her

yea that seems to be all im getting so far, just a ton of bots or bbw or blacks. And if not that then just loads of women looking for longterm relationships.
i'm not gay tho :(
i guess i just have to keep the grind up
sounds hot, i was thinking of posting but then i just think about the thousands of other guys who post, i'd get lost in there.
i'm also looking out for potential robbery situations where you go over start fucking and then mid way through some dude has a knife to your throat and you're making a trip to the atm.
I would've been down if she was hot enough, i don't have a big dick though :(
sounds lovely

Yeah. I get extremely rough with my current girlfriend, but I was pretty vanilla before that incident. I really didn't think people liked being hurt like that until then. (Just because I get extremely angry and violent when people hit me).

It would have probably gone different if I hooked up with her at this age, but what can I say? I was not expecting that to happen at the time.

Yea found me a nice jerk off buddy. We still meet up from time to time n jerk off to some nice porn together.

thats beyond fucked up.

check yourself into a mental ward. take her with you.

Go back to redit please

Have gotten sucked off by a few cl dudes. Not really into reciprocating, but fortunately that's a thing you can specify.

Always feels a little sketchy going into it though.

I literally said it was one of the worst experiences I've had with a girl sexually and I never talked to her again after that because of what transpired that day. I agree it was fucked up. I do think she needs help, though. (but she doesn't need to be institutionalized)

I have JO buddy I met from CL.

We each bring our daughter's panties for the other to sniff/jerk off to.

Before you ask, no we are not going to involve our ACTUAL kids in it, but no harm in underwear.

Just think about this for a second. You beat a mother infront of her infant child. I dont think you can comprehend the stress that put on her child. Fuck you. Suck start a shotgun into the grave.

I don't have to come from reddit to think you're a fucked up person. I've seen plenty of fucked up people here just like you who don't deserve to breath.

Never blame yourself for someone else's shitty life choices. Relationships are a joke. People can only love each other intensely and briefly at best, enjoy it while you can with who you can, death is just around the corner.

That wasn't me, faglord.

checked plus yeah I get some there too. Some old dude licked my unwashed asshole, tonguing deeply and sucked me off...was like an hour. I watched porns on phone. Was great!

I've thought about checking into cl for a rimjob... never tried it. Would kinda suck if I enjoyed it too much though, because my wife would never go for it.

You will love it for sure.

I seem to have some good success with the long game. First girl I banged off CL I'd started talking to about a year before, and she did some sketch shit, but a few months later she resumed contact and I eventually found out she was down to clown. The words she used were "The whole time we were watching Talladega Nights I was thinking about sucking your cock." Like, I'd told her because of the sketch shit I didn't see a relationship, and she told me she was fine just being friends, even with sex involved, so I messed it up a couple times. I found a real girlfriend pretty quick after that, though, so it didn't go on. She was a big girl, but I like thick chicks and she knew what she was doing. Got a new chick, started talking to a few months ago after an LTR ended. I found out she wants to call me daddy. Like, she's into some lifestyle shit, which is cool for her, but I'll probably go back and forth between having regular conversations with her and treating her like some kind of daughter fuckslave. I'm not tugging on too many of the threads in this sweater. I'm just really turned on by submission and being given a title, and if I can scratch her itch while I'm scratching mine, all the better. There was some sketch behavior at the start of this one, too, but it was just some insecurity shit, which I understand with her kink.

Met a guy for head, I show up and he's all dressed up like a slut (he did not mention that part in his ad) He blew me, I fucked him and I sucked his cock. We have gotten together 3 times now after that initial meet and more for me to blow him than anything else.

It took more than 2 years of watching the ads and replying to ads to find someone real and not a bot or flake but it was worth the time put in.

two years just to find a guy?????

>Be me, 28 years old, surfing craigslist and Backpage (this was 12 years ago or so) pretty regularly
>See ad for couple looking for a younger male third to join them from time to time.
>Answer ad, get to talking, apparently not being a total idiot who leads with a dick pic gets you somewhere
>We decide to meet up at a hotel nearby
>They are a little older than the pics suggested, probably 50 or so, but NSA sex sounds great still
>The wife blows me, husband is watching. He asks if I want to eat her pussy, say why not.
>Start eating with her on her back. She says she wants to 69, straddles me, my cock back in her mouth
Gives great head
>She asks him if he wants to play too, he comes around and slides his cock into her pussy
>Closest I’d ever been to another dudes dick and balls
>His balls are slapping against my forehead and as he gets deeper and more turned on, they tighten and are pressed against my nose.
>Trying to reposition a little bit, but with head against the bed, nowhere really to go. She’s moaning, dude is thick, like 6 ½ or 7 inch girth
>He pulls out of her for a minute, pussy gaping, he tells me to stick my tongue in there
>Slide my tongue into the gape, as I do it, he slides his cock back in, so I’m like licking the dude’s shaft.
>He’s now moaning and telling me not to stop, she’s giving me crazy head at the same time, so I’m in decision paralysis.
>I feel his balls tighten all the way, and next thing I know, he’s like spurting into her repeatedly, then pulls out
>Cum pours out of her pussy, right into my mouth
So that happened
>I haven’t cum yet, he tells me since I was so good and such a team player, I can call all the shots for the rest of the evening

>I ask about fucking her, she gets on all fours, I ask about condoms, they say they would rather not use them, as too much latex rubbing
>I’m dick dumb at that point, so say okay.
>Slide into her, pussy is still wide from the husband’s dick, my 5 ¾ isn’t quite filling it the same way.
>Dude must have had a couple Viagra, owing both to the fact he was hard again after like 15 minutes, and his face and chest and dick were bright red.
Also, cock ring helping
>Asks me if I’d rather DP her or try both of us in her pussy.
>Had done DPs a few times before in college and after, but hadn’t done a DVP yet
>Since I’m a bit longer, he has me lie down, and she goes missionary
>He comes up from behind her, and “slides” his dick probably isn’t accurate, as he basically jams it in there
>Where once there was gape, there’s now just a lot of cock
>We’re both fucking her bare, same whole, bunch a wetness in there from her, some lube, some cum still
>Feels really good I have something pumping against your cock at the same time you’re pumping in and out
>She’s cumming for like the 3rd time, I blow and as I’m finishing, he cums again
>He pulls out and then I do, and the combined double cum shot drips down, all over my cock
>She cleans me up with her mouth

We got together 4 or 5 times. Tried pretty much everything, DP with me in her pussy, DP with me in her ass, tried DAP once which was fun too, but she had to call it a night right after that as she was too sore to do more. He really liked the fucklicking though, and actually convinced me to take his cock into my mouth from his wife’s pussy. I told him I wasn’t really into that. That was the last time we got together

>6 ½ or 7 inch girth
what

To find a guy that was not 60, 600 pounds, serious, not a flake, not searching for pics, actually showed up where we said to meet, or or or or or... the list goes on. Yeah, right around 2 years before someone came along that was not any of the things I mentioned first.

Yeah, it was fucking nuts. Wasn't long, but super thick. Soda can easy.

idk i think i could find a guy faster than that, not that im gay or anything but theres a shit ton of guys that post, all you have to do is spam it for a week and you should have several guys lined up to suck

You sound like I did when I started looking, try it, you'd be surprised how many flakes are on there

eh, i won't try but whatever you say dude. I'm not going to argue with ya

Why the fuck would you go to the middle of the woods to meet someone for the first time? Do you want a redneck to rape and murder you?

>I would say I had a

I'm jealous

took a look there once and saw my nigger fucking cousin on there offering sex for dinner, decided it might be a bad idea from there

Fucking faggot kys

Respond to all ads you think have potential, meet in public place.

Yes it works

Other side of the scenario here.

My wife and I are trying to set something like this up for the first time the weekend after Valentine's Day. We got some advice online to set it up with more people than you want, as there will typically be no-shows, so if you want 1 guy, you should invite/arrange with 3. You just have to be prepared in case all 3 show up, so potentially stagger it with 3 starting times in one night. In our case, we wanted to try two guys at the same time (other than me), so are inviting 5 and considering a sixth. We're trying to worked out the boundaries, and she wants to have one hole that will still be exclusively mine. She's making that my choice, but can't decide between pussy or ass. I'm excited to watch her suck and fuck. I get to do a FMF in exchange, so it's a win win.

try backpage its better there are literal hookers there

What the actual fuck...

Was she hot?

user, you are quite the dumbass, or a newfag liar. Have her do the MFF first. If not set up something with 2 or more couples and make sure she eats pussy from the get go

99.9% of the responses to ads you put up will be bots looking for your number or email address. 100% of the ads that 'women' put up are bots. That one in a thousand that is real, is a middle age house wife that doesnt get enough dick. The fishing is almost not worth it.

where are you from?
i don't want to pay for fuck i just want fun to fuck

Not a bad plan. Just curious, why make sure she eats pussy from the get go?

AZ

It is easier to get that out of the way on the first meet, surprisingly, if you are okay with 2 or more men, set up 2 couples, and it will be even easier if you have her with 2 women from the start.

then get tinder like every one whos not thirty five and stalks women on facebook

We're pretty far down the path on this, so I'm reluctant to change paths late in the game. We'll end up being the flakes that everyone else is bitching about, and then not sure where her head will go.

Is the concern with doing FMM first that she'll back out of her side of things?

If you were doing 2 couples, would you still use people you don't know?

OP this is exactly how hook ups on CL work.

You will post an ad and the following breakdown will occur (providing your looking for chicks)

80% of the replies will be bots trying to get your phone number, fish your email info, or get your credit card info.

15% will be men pretending to be women. Some will eventually reveal themselves to you looking to suck your dick, others will become obvious.

3% of them will be men or women catfishing you.

1% of them will be real but they will flake out before meeting you.

The remaining 1% are commited to hooking up but you have to make it happen.

Advice: Be creative, and direct in your ad. Look at the ads in M4W and see how 99% of them are shit. Dont be those guys. Put effort in to write a decent ad. Make it hot, but dont fixate. Dont be creepy, wait a few minutes between each email to respond. But dont make anyone wait hours, unless they do the same shit to you. Dont get upset if they flake on you. 50% of the time if your cool, they share theyre just nervous which gives a second chance to cement safety/confidence in them.

ALWAYS WRAP YOUR DICK UP DONT TRUST THESE BITCHES.

Make the title of your ad stand out, if you want to know how just look at m4w and figure out what would stand out in that sea of beta shit.

Better to be a flake than a cuck

Yes, she will back out. So do the FFM first.

It you are the least bit attractive it is very easy to line up 2 to 3 couples for a first meet. Going to Swingers clubs can be a little risky, best to set this up at a hotel, with something to do within walking distance

This
Underrated Post
It is a numbers game with street smarts

Thanks for the advice anons.

Once we've done that, if we wanted to do something more in the FMM, or FMMMMM side of things, is there any situation in which CL or BP works?

Yep this x100

In the inland empire, nobody ever responds

I got talked into writing a personals ad on there in like 2007 before all the dating sites & then apps came out. I made it fun and funny and got probably about 50 responses that day to girls who just liked the ad. Four of those made a date, but by the time the date weekends rolled around to get together, I just didn't care enough anymore to jump through all the hoops, and didn't. I'd already reached burn-out on the dating and frankly women in general, before I even wrote the ad. I never dated or felt a desire to again.

It's just people shopping for people like they're anotger household appliance.

No one wants to go to a place called The Inland Empire. I mean seriously wtf