Asscrack itches but i dont want my fingers to smell like poo

>asscrack itches but i dont want my fingers to smell like poo
>look at that wierd thing in the bathroom that i never used
>"holy shit thats what this is for"
God bless the french for this wonderful invention

i just use it to wash my feets desu

is that what the bidet is for

No, they are made for women intimate toilet, but like the other user I used them for my feet too before knowing

How about the three seashells?

This.

>tfw you find that bidets are designed to sit facing the wall.

Why not just wash your feet in the shower?

It's easier to do it there if you're not taking a full shower. Like I already showered but my feets are dirty for running around the house with no socks.

>not walking around the house with socks
>washing your feet with a thing that's used to clean your ass
What the fuck are you doing user?

bidets are essential, the french don't even use them though.

washing feet in the bidet is top comf, you wouldn't understand.

>walking around the house with socks

this

>wearing socks during summer

>Building another sink instead installing another pipe and attach a hose on the pipe.

>walking around the house with shoes or barefoot
Disgusting. Socks master race

>not walking around the house in shoes

>not walking around barefoot
>living in dirt

oh say can you see

>not wearing shoes in the shower
>not keeping your microwave in the refrigerator

That's what thin layered socks are for Massimo

Says the guy who washes his feet in a bidet lmao

>not keeping your shower in your refrigerator
>not microwaving your shoes before walking around the house

fuck off commie

>not hosing your boipucci every time you poo
Are you people even human

>thin layered socks

el homoexual senores

When I shower I always wear socks and a shirt but the microwave thing doesn't make any sense

third world

>When I shower I always wear socks and a shirt

>spray water into your ass getting flecks of shit everywhere
?????
Might as well just fuckin take a shower dude..

>he buys thick layered socks like an autistic snownigger
Pathetic

>he wear shoes inside instead of enjoying the fresh stone floor
>his floor is probably mud

that's what you get for living in thailand

You fags can really argue about everything.

>having stone floor instead of superior wooden floor
>the stone floor makes his feet dusty so he rinses them with poopy water in a bidet
Hilarious

I don't think we can argue about everything, what the ruck are you talking about, are you dumb?

But that means you'll have to apply the garlic again

>wooden floor
>being this much of a third worlder ass bandit

>they don't have freshly polished wooden floors in Italy
>they use stone floors to make cave dwelling immigrants feel at home

>what are slippers and flipflops

>born too late to explore the Globe
>born too early to explore the Galaxy
>born at just the right moment to watch an Italian and a Costa Rican argue about socks versus being barefoot in their homes on an Indonesian upholstery manufacturers forum

take a side or go

Stone floors are for kitchens, bathrooms and anywhere where water or humidity or any other liquid might stain the floor, nice thick and heavy wood everywhere else. This is objective.

shit tier, stone is superior in every aspect.

>not owning a bidet.

You filthy ass nggas. How do you walk around with shit on your pants?

I agreed with your position but the Costa Rican was better at shitposting.

We don't. Only Meds need bidets because they have such hairy assholes all their stuck gets stuck

nice bait, im writing that one down

I agree with the Mexican

it's easier to shart your local mart when there's no hair containing the shit whatsoever, americans have evolved this way, the marvels of nature.

name 1 (one) reason why parquet is better than smooth stone

thanks muhammad

>God bless the french for this wonderful invention

"french"

Marie de' Medici (French: Marie de Médicis, Italian: Maria de' Medici; 26 April 1575 – 3 July 1642) was Queen of France as the second wife of King Henry IV of France.

>Only Meds need bidets because they have such hairy assholes all their stuck gets stuck

really made me think

>I agree with the Mexican
you mean me, the guy speaking mexican, or the other guy, the stampless mexican flag?

My asshole is hairy as well but I always try to trim it (completely shave it off is uncomfortable).
It's the best way to do it. If your butthole itches then you need to shower more often.

Stone is patrician tier.
In countries like Italy, it's very pleasant cool as well when it get too hot outside.

I sit facing the wall when I feel like washing my dick (rarely) and facing away from the wall when washing my butthole

When I saw this thing at the dorm I occasionally stay in, it took me a little time to realize what it was.
But when I did, it also explained why the floor was always wet.

Is the joke that you make a mess?

No is just weird since nobody use them that way.

so, bidet users, is it comfortable to gave a jet stream of water shot at your butthole?

The floor is wet for some other reason. You only water your ass with a bidet.

it doesn't work like that my amerindian friend

Very comfortable.

>European still use this
you literally live in medieval era

It's wet around the toilet bowl, I see no other reason for it to be so.

Yes, I use only the cold one even in winter.

taci

Is this why every girl in jav have a brown asshole and a brown pussy??
You need to put up a sign telling them to use it correctly.

>feets

model of separated bidet is just old fashion, also it's just work of melanin staining, dumb mongolian

Even Léonard de Vinci came to us. We make Italians better, don't know how or why, just do. You're welcome.

>2018 and beyond

>not wanting poo digitz

>asscrack itches
faggot
>french
faggest nation ever

>dumb shit

is it possible to burn your butthole if you use the hot water?

excellent post

awful post

how does it work then? i am white , btw

>not wearing sandals indoors

stfu and give Monica Bellucci gf

it's the worst feeling ever, I live with tho girls who apparently like to use it with boiling hot water to wash their girl orifices and they always leave it on the boiling setting, so sometimes after I took a shit and wiped I just open the bidet water and then sit on it without checking temperature, only to get my anus scorched by a steaming jet of lava.

it's just horrible.

you don't get a stream of water directly perpendicular into your anus, it's more like a stream tangent to your ass cheeks, putting water right into your anus is jap faggotry.

*doesn't give him Monica Bellucci gf*

I imagine a hot steam on your poop hole would hurt ...........a lot


new torture technique invented

t. rumeno

I'm seriously considering installing one of these in my toilet. I feel like tissue paper only spreads shit around and never really cleans well enough unless I shower. If I didn't have such a hairy fucking asshole I feel llike I'd be okay.

>be god

>give men hair on their assholes to plague man with perpetual dingle berries

god is evil

I love using almost freezing water in the winter nights, it's good to prevent hemorrhoids.

I think ancient men were thankful for ass hair preventing bugs from being too cheeky

I always use freezing water when washing my butthole, the few times I wash my dick I use lukewarm water though.

washing your feet in the bidet with freezing water in the summer is god tier btw.

Ahmeds do that a lot.

wonder if ancient men took perfect shits that never required wiping
imagine being like that

>feets

>feets
so cute

Someone explain please

Foot: singular
Feet: plural
Feets: DNE

English is a retarded language, but they proud even about it.

DELET

>Foot: Singular
>Feet: plural
>Mouse: Singular
>Mice: Plural
>Knife: Singular
>Knives: Plural

>>washing your feet with a thing that's used to clean your ass
>What the fuck are you doing user?
What's the problem? It's not like you're gonna have feet that smells like shit just because you use the same bidet for both ass and foot cleaning.

You wipe first, you fucking retard

pic related, it's you

we make inferior people flourish

this

ah yes, right

When I was a kid, our landlord had a bidet in his bathroom and i didn't know what it was. I thought it was to wash your feet like said.

To this day, i unironically don't know how to use a bidet though. Do you sit in it? Why does it just have a tap? i don't get it. It would be better if it had like a shower head so you can shower your ass clean. The French are fucking stupid.

>2017
>not having 3 seashells in your house
Are you guys even human