Hey Faggots,
My name is Jon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
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Caltain of the wrestling team 195 weight class
6% body fat
soooo whos a fatass again?
Who the fuck gives a shit
Varsity tennis 1st team all-conference as a freshman in high school and college. Sophomore premed. You look like a fuckboy and she looks like heroin addict Skrillex. Your tattoos are generic and your gaze is pathetic. You look autistic and your girls hair looks like she just got on chemo.
It's an old pasta, but it checks out.
I have a clean driving record
Have a huge penis
I wear condoms
You’re a cum chump OP
Your a liar, a fat mouth, and no friend of Jesus.
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your a terrible person and you should feel bad.
Go strike your girlfriend "jon"
In all seriousness why do women these days get such stupid looking haircuts?
excuse me.. It's war machine thank you very much.
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That's the MMA fighter War Machine and Christy Mack. Reverse image search isn't that fucking difficult.
ayy warmachine how's sanctuary city?
Dude, what are you doing? That picture is of war machine (an MMA fighter) and Christy Mack (A pornstar)
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Hey "war machine". :)
How's life in jail getting your asshole jack-hammered by 18 dudes on a daily basis?
>kind
>caring
>good looking
>smart
>loves animals
>classy
>passionate
>patient
>family man
>gentle
>probably packing a 9 inch fat cock
>helpful
>peaceful
>succesful
>sincere
why cant he pound me and review my stretched asshole :(
this has to be bait
he's not gay user
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You d-don't hate me do you?
i know
So what? Your bitch blows EVERYBODY if the money is right.
She's a PORN STAR! Or did you not know you were getting a blow job from Christy Mack?
Aww! I hope I didn't hurt your itty bitty feelings, and I certainly hope you don't take your anger out on her, beat the shit out of her, and put her in the I.C.U.
YEAH THAT's RIGHT I KNOW WHO "WAR MACHINE" AND CHRISTY MACK ARE!
STALE OLD COPY PASTA IS STALE AND OLD!
Didn't he beat the shit out of that bitch on the left?
0/8
Anyone got the green text where warmachine beats himself up cause Sup Forums bullies him?
You're dating Christy Mack?