Hello Dad, this is my new bf Günther Stahlhelm. He's German

How do you react?

kill the german subhuman

SIEG HEIL him

...

Willkomen mein Jungen [sieg heil intensifies]

How can I delete a thread? I already censored the N*zi symbols but I'm afraid it will get me in some trouble anyway

if the polizei is reading this please go apprehend this nationalist lunatic

How will they know it was you? Unless janny gives them your ip

Achtung!

"Hahaha you fucking nazi hahaha"

Let me take him on a tour of my factory

At first I thought you were joking but then I realized that Germany takes that crap seriously for some reason.

ask him to bring superior beer from motherland

>come closer to him
>1941-1945, wanna do it again?

Say "heil hitler xDDD" and watch him run away crying.

>blurred out eagle

You are fuched goy! Fucked! You should have never cone here and stay at reddit.

>Dad
I'd probably react with confusion.

>Anglos bombed a city.
Did you use teddy bears?

>Hello Dad, this is my new bf...

Punches the little poofter in the face, then start on his Krautfag bumchum.

Ameristupids actually bombed Prague once when they were aiming for Dresden. They got lost somehow and thought it looked sufficiently similar.

I rape him in the ass and breed him
Then i ask him for money and a manual labor job in germany with dental insurence

He looks like a huge dork, the girl will probably lose interest in 3 months max. Germans are extremely boring people

Strike while the iron is hot
He ends up in chains and has to learn ciryllics an you dont have to worry about your daughter

Was there a lot of damage in Prague?