/mlb/ - MLB GENERAL - EXPOS EDITION

COL:Pat Valaika crunches pair of two-run homers
LAA:Mike Trout homers in third straight contest
MLW:Manny Pina's three-run homer sinks Mets
TB:Souza slugs three-run homer, Rays rout Sox
TEX:Carlos Gomez leaves with hamstring strain
NYY:Severino lasts just 2 1/3 innings against HOU
STL:Yadi Molina homers twice as Cards top Cubs
PHI:Altherr guides Phils' comeback win over Nats
TOR:Pillar slugs walkoff shot, Jays down Mariners
MLW:Travis Shaw leaves game with finger injury
CLE:Kipnis goes 4-for-5 with two homers, four RBI
MIA:Ramos earns fourth save Sunday vs. Braves

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>Los Doyers

>make friends

Where do you think you are?

Fuck the nats, I miss the expos

In b4 Mariners anime guy and Royals pants guy

Reminder that once Loria bought them it was only a matter of time before they were relocated

Because second base is where you play if you're not good enough defensively to play shortstop for the most part

Unless you're Derek Jeter and just say, "fuck it" and play there anyways, rather than letting A-Rod (a far superior defensive shortstop) play shortstop

But you're my friend poland

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Whoops, meant as a reply to

#2 just fucked up the Yaks

If I had friends I wouldn't watch baseball games till 5 am everyday.

Sorry to repost this in the new thread but it really sucks guys

>be me, an A's fan
>A's come out with this new incredible "$20 per month for tickets to every home game" deal
>i take the subway home from work in san francisco every night and always stop at their coliseum and could hit every night game
>not a huge baseball guy but I would definitely go to all these games if I bought it
>have no friends to go to these games with
>live at home, dad is there but me and him have a shit relationship and i wouldnt even want to go to this with him and have to be around him for 3 hours a night
>would literally be sitting alone at every baseball game seeing other people with friends, family, etc

sucks being a loser, mlb friends.

Who's your team Poland?

>10th inning
stop this

I want to die.

We get it bro
Do it anyways, go anyways. Talk to people at the game. Or don't, it'll still be fun.

Also:
>not a huge baseball guy
Loser, that's why you have no friends. Baseball is the greatest thing in the world

>he doesn't shoot the shit with random dregs at the ballpark

i'm not even a big talker but that shit's like one of the best parts of going to a ballgame

Orange Ducks are my favourite and I try to watch them whenever I can but I'm new to baseball and that could change.

>orange ducks

lol

How do you get up talking to someone random at a game if you're alone?

I remember I went to a Warriors game in 2011 to see my team (not the warriors) alone as well and I basically didn't talk to anyone.

>he's not watching the sandlot on mlb network right now

Feel left out? I don't even know what to call that thing. Is it a girl? A cat? Someone took a shit on it's head. That I know.

I've literally watched that movie over 100 times as a kid. I'm too familiar with it to enjoy it anymore

Without going into an /adv/ tier rant, same situation. Very few friends. Those who do wouldnt pay for baseball tickets/travel/etc. And mom doesnt give a fuck about sports/dad ran out on family.

I've gone to about 20 games alone now. The first one was awkward as fuck. Since then, I just dont give a shit. I go, cheer for the team. Down a beer or two. Its literally 'me' time. I'm not there to tag myself in a facebook post. To instagram #letsgomets and tag friends. I'll talk here and there to the person next to me, and im not even that sociable. I love baseball, and if no one else wants to go, fuck em. I live in NYC. I also went to the ASG parade. Being 10 feet away from the best baseball players was a fantastic experience. I wasn't going to miss it because 'boo hoo no one wants to go'.

>pic related, McCutchen thumbs up

Karma is punishing the mest for all the shit talking and meme posting.

part of the reason i'm not a big baseball guy is because of not wanting to go to game salone

when the a's are good i watch almost every game they play

Im not a big talker either, I actually hate chit chat but at ball games I love talking to random fans especially the opposition. Last season I got drunk with a three Phillies fans and they were cool enough to buy me beer even though I was still 20 at the time. People at games are more fun than you think, serious baseball fans will have plenty to talk about beyond the game you're at.

Going to games by yourself is super comfy

Single tickets are easy to come by. I got 10th row directly behind home plate for a game last week for 70 bucks.

>THE CITY OF NEW YORK


HAHAHAH

I HATE THE FUCKING BLUE JAYS BRING BACK THE EXPOS!!!!

i think it would be comfy if you're normal elsewhere and know its just an off thing by choice

but being there alone because you have no one else to go with is sad

How'd you get into baseball?

They're ours now, bitch.

So now that the Yankees suck now, too, where are all the ex-Mets fans supposed go?

I'm a STH, sometimes I go to games with the family or a friend, but it's really not any different, just less talking. But like everyone else said, it's pretty easy to shoot the shit about the team and the game.

Still here, drinking the pain away

Scherzer ded

To either the Rockies or the Orioles.

You deserve this. All of it. This is what happens when you call a mediocre rotation the greatest of all time purely on potential and not performance. Your best hitter is a Yasiel Puig with lesser defense and more pop. What did you really think was going to happen???

I watch Easy Allies and this video ( youtube.com/watch?v=yKMEJuMGW-w ) got me interested. I checked out a game or two after Huber hyped me up and I liked it more than divergrass or apehoop.

Been watching a couple of games a week since.

>nats
lol

b-but i never called them the GOAT rotation. Stop bullying me

Nevermind. he took a line drive to the knee, then showed his drama skills for 5 minutes before resuming play

MARINERS!

You should honestly blame Nipscribbles and the other Mets tripfags for bragging about your shit team. You are just collateral damage.

I'll go to some games with you bro

Im in Hayward

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Ha ha, that dumb white nigger is getting hit and scored on.

ill go to a game, but only mariners games

im in castro valley lel

Im serious, I'll go

are you an a's fan? you should look into their ticket package regardless

I wont be in the bay area much longer, so I cant do that $20 deal

but I'd still get some tickets

wtf? I love the astros now.

>going to a game alone and not with your waifu
lmao fucking losers

>Tiki has shit taste in waifus

color me surprised

>lewding megumin

but why

Webm of CWS vs SD bottom 8th inning where?

t. aquafag or remshit
because megumin is built for it

Interesting, why'd you chose the orioles? Cause of the orange duck meme?

Might be hard to compile so much art.

>fuck the OP for not mentioning this game of comedy in headlines

It was a "Post ends in X picks my team" thing

and before some fag corrects me i know this webm is from saturday

jesus christ, Dads

>Quintana is shit
>Bregman hit a grand slam today
How much on suicide watch are whos fans?

The whos won today

What are the competitive points between different batting gloves?

They have a great logo that sticks out of the pack which definitively helped.

Season 2 of the Wire didn't hurt either.

Q is fine though

we're getting out tanked by the padres and the cusbfor Beer

Is this tanking thing serious or a joke? They're one game under .500 the same as the Cubs.

23-5

nobody knows

You think that's bad, wait until you see what they did today.

>bunt sac fly

If they lose then #Tank For Beer
If they win then trade farm for Sale

>Kershaw is only 26 years old
He'll be a 400 game winner at this pace

He's just turned 29 actually. He'll win 300 though

He's 29

ummm why are we not

>yaks

>Take a line drive to your landing knee
>Throw an immaculate inning 5 minutes later

>Dads

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>Kershaw has injury mid season
>Max gets gifted CYA
he's been pretty lucky to say the least

Now do post seson

Oh WOW

Max is just is as bad as Kersh in his games 0-4 in elimination

>This webm

What am I looking at here? Did he score?

The fuck? He's 4-4 with a 3.74 ERA, not great but world's better than Kershaw

wut

The Padres look like little leaguers this series.

Todd Frazier tagging up from 3rd on a sacrifice bunt to first base. Yes he scored.

March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

@75928616
>Me

holy fuck how pathetic, giving yourself (You)s

Worlds better? He's not a good postseason pitcher. He's just not a high profile pitcher like Kershaw which is why there is less attention but he's not been good. 0-4 in elimination games.

The following teams have just merged!
>New York Mets, New York Yankees
>Los Angeles Dodgers, Los Angeles Angels
>Washington Nationals, Baltimore Orioles
>San Fransisco Giants, Oakland Athletics
>Chicago Cubs, Chicago White Sox
>St. Louis Cardinals, Kansas City Royals
How does the season now play out?

MARINYAS!