ITT; SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH

ITT; SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH

I had sex in the missionary position for the sole reason of procreation

I think traps are gay

did you succeed and make babby? or did you fail at it just like youve failed at everything else youve done in life?

I'm still training my sperms to make babby

nice, good luck!

None of us will truly be free until we escape the simulated table that keeps us in place.

Also, I really have always wanted to just have a normal functioning relationship with a female but I've very much failed.

Also, traps are in fact quite gay.

me again
I'm either too mean or too nice, and quite often I bench myself or end up I'm some cancerous ploy.

Also, niggerniggernigger.... Um niggernigger

I found A LOT of money when I was 15. Wasted it like the teenage dickhead I was.
Why couldn't I have found it now? When I could really have done with it and used it wisely.

Minnesota isn't real.

I need a large cup of meth.

i know where cotton-eye joe came from and where he went

I want to trip on dmt for eternity.

I can't cum when I'm with a girl because I masturbate too much.

I poooopode one time

youre probably homosex

same

vump

I've lied on every Secrets thread I've replied to.

my semen is yellowish.

Is that the only reply you've made itt?

If so then you've told the truth, which means your post isn't a lie.

quite the Schrodinger's truth in the box paradox

No
>it begins

I won state lottery back in 2016. Lied to mom and said I made undertale and showed her all the fan stuff so she would think I actually did something with my life/

Why would you show her fans?

when I was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend and were fuck buddies for a while

I showed mostly the animations and music covers. I wanted her to think I made something great and that I was famous or something. I had just dropped out of college a few months prior and had fallen into neet depression.

I fucked my mother and she loved it. Thank yoga.

Lol you did not win shit nigga. You living a dream.

bm,p

mor

That's cute user. Nice way to lie to your mum.
Well done.

jews

Wow I love what you're up to over here

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More of the girl on the right?

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Fap with lolis on cam chat sites all the time

Don't let me or anyone else stop you there - keep going...

how much?

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Somebody you personally know?

$19k, wasted it all. buying shit for friends, junk food, alcohol, weed, car stuff, trying to impress girls. It was gone in months.
Managed to hide it from my parents. Didn't tell any friends either, just if anyone asked why I was splashing money around I told them my parents were well off.

bought 250 bitcoin at less than € 1. sold at € 11500. it's all on my paypal. no one knows: not my friends not my family not my girlfriend.

Story ? How did You find it ?was it in cash

Winrar. congrats user, and keep it that way

About age 8 me and the neighbour daughter found a porno magazine in the woods. We copied what we saw in the pictures. Good times!

Even attempted penetrative sex

Sure I'll greentext give me a moment

I enjoy posting a former friend of mine.. so much so that she can’t escape her nudes all over the internet her twitter and Facebook were destroyed and occasionally I give her number out for shits

My first real girlfriend and I were fooling around and when she said she didn't want to go all the way I held her down and fucked her anyway. We kept dating for nearly a year and she never wanted to take it past third base but couldn't really stop me when I wanted more. I must have raped her a hundred times.

> Skateboarding on edge of shopping mall carpark
> See dude loading his kids into an SUV
> He's pissed about something, taking it out on the kids who are younger than 5
> Throws some groceries in the back, puts a small briefcase thing on the roof while he buckles the boy into his car seat
> I feel sorry for the kids but don't look because the guy stared me out
> He pushes shopping trolley away and storms into the driver seat. Slams the door and I can hear him shout at the kids
> Realise his briefcase is still on the roof of the vehicle
> He starts engine and drives off
> I follow on my board, try to get his attention
> Am able to keep up in the car park, just as I'm about to catch up to him, he guns it and shoots of down the road
> This thing slides off and lands in middle of busy road
> I think it's my duty to pick it up and deliver it to centre manager
> Run out into traffic, pick it up.
> Am curious, just open it up check what's in there, might have his name and phone number
> Yep it did, but also an envelope with a clear window
> Can see $100 banknote
> Damn, maybe I should take that, could see me having a good weekend
> Hold on, envelope is fat.
> It's sealed but feels like it's full of money
> Suddenly my thought of doing a good deed goes out the window
> Also don't wanna be standing on side if main road with this. Especially if he comes back
> Tuck it into my shorts, hide it under my shirt and quickly fuck off home
> Walk awkwardly past parents with skateboard in front of my crotch
> they probably think I've got a boner
> Go to my room, open up envelope
> Count nearly 200 x $100 notes
> Hide money in stashes around the room. that night go out and dump the briefcase

Like I said, next few months were good times. But it was wasted. Wish I had that good fortune now, could really do with it. But if I found it now, I'd probably hand it in like a faggot

Told my family I'm doing great and have a lovely home and gf
Actually live in a cold slowly deteriorating home lost my job have almost no money left and no gf

i had a failed relationship with a 13 year old daughter of a cia agent

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Pics of the girl!!???

I got molested by my best friends older brother. Shit was not cash. But this is Sup Forums, half the people reading this have had similar happen to them, the other half probably did the molesting.

Do I seem like a fucking idiot to you?

I have this fantasy where my boyfriend chokes me while having sex.

I may be a pedophile and will mostly likely kill myself because of it, but
Is a fucking monster

Kinda. Kek

Or both

I'd rather not end up in a YLYL screenshot when you do a reverse image search, thanks.

Her friends knew what I was doing but it'd be a social faux pas for them to ever bring it up. Once one of them was sleeping over (in the same bed) after a party when I tried to fuck my girl. Her friend pretended to be asleep the whole time. Hottest moment of my entire life was going balls deep in her while she tried not to cry and her friend stayed completely quite next to us.

Kinda made out with my niece in November

Story? Did you do anal?

Story of the most brutal event?

Hot as fuck!! I love this shit. Pc of the friend then?

This in green T

Boring story
> Kinda found my soulmate (in relationship for 10+ years)
> before that, fall in love with a girl, i didn't know (inside of schoolbus)
> don't think of having a chance so forget about it
> when i got together with my current girlfriend Information about mysterious girl begin "flying" to me, i find out more and more things, without searching for them
> know her name, because she was a cashier in local store, see her at a metal show
> somehow i had eye contact with her.. very often.. like.. everyday, it's really odd, she seems to go where i go
> some day, family of current girlfriend start talking about the girl randomly "that small girl named xyz that was a cashier the store"
> mfw i found out she was the best friend of my girlfriend in kindergarten-age

can't forget about her for like 20 years, really annoying, never talked to her.

It was never really like that. We were dating so I didn't want to really hurt her, mostly I would want sex, she'd try to get me to settle for a blowjob or something, I'd keep going for her pussy and pushing through if she physically tried to stop me from getting inside her. Most of the time she'd just say something like "I don't want this. Why do you keep making me?" and then lying back and letting me do what I wanted.

I can tell you about the first time if you want?

Do it.

Yeah a little boring but actually kinda sweet. And a nice wholesome change to all the 'i sucked my best friends dick' or 'i killed a puppy' shit read all the time.

Sorry but I'm not risking it. All it takes is one whiteknight lurker and I'm in deep shit.

The one thing that occurs to me now is that if she didn't say anything when I raped her "BFF" right next to her then I wonder if she would have stopped me fucking her instead? Probably but it's nice to wonder.

I'm a native of another chan, where it's socially unacceptable to use or mention this chan, but I use this chan too.

kinda wanted to tell it, because i never told it anyone. I maybe told it one or two persons, but they all acted like it's not a huge thing.. which it maybe isn't. But it kinda drives you crazy, doing this for 20 years.

i completely forgot about the girl in the bus, for like a year, because this random information started flooding in my direction, like a bad joke of the universe.

since facebook existed, i check the profile like every week or two(since 2013), but her feed never moves, because she is a cool girl like that.

tried to get into her facebook account with password forgotten function, didn't work :(.

Which?

>stalker

019852753

i suppose i could do much worse than that.. that's literally all what i did actively since 20 years. I have technical abbilities which would allow alot more stalking than that.

I feel ya though. Got one I’ve been following closely for about that long. Don’t really have to go out of my way, she comes to me somehow. 29 now, goes back to kindergarten

I almost cheated on my girlfriend with an FTM (still got the vag) trans person but chickened out after driving by their house.

i ffel happy for you and you should too. imagine the amount of shame

>Be 18, celebrating my girl's 18th birthday
>Party goes on for hours, I'm not really a regular drinker so I get a bit drunk
>It gets to about 3am, finally everyone leaves, I'm in her room because fuck trying to walk home when I'm in that state
>She comes in, also a little drunk
>She looks incredible, she's wearing her party dress which is this little grey sequins number that ends about ten centimetres below her waist with this matching collar thing. It's a tiny piece of fabric. She'd been wearing these little black heels earlier but she kicked them off when people left
I won't show you a picture but she's an Asian girl, not especially curvy but she did a lot of dancing so her body is really tightly composed. Not tall but not exactly short either
>I tell her how hot she looks, and we started to make out on her bed. She straddles me and her dress hiked up
>We laughed about how it was more of a shirt, she laughed about how hard I was getting
>She goes all sultry and offers to do something about it
>At this point I'm the horniest I've ever been in my life, she opens my shirt and does this thing where she kisses and lick her way down my chest
>She pulls out my cock but at this point m drunk brain decided that's not enough
>I ask her if she wants to go all the way, she says she does
>She stands back up in front of me, I reach up her dress and pull down her panties. We don't break eye contact the entire time.
>She lies on her back on the bed, I move to get between her legs
>I'm rubbing against her, I manage to push the tip in a little when she pulls back
>She says she's sorry but she doesn't want to
>I say it's fine and we keep making out with me between her legs
>I don't know how to describe the feeling that came next, it was something about how my cock kept brushing up against her and the heat I could literally feel coming off her body. It was like I needed to cum and that there was nothing else in the world. I don't think I planned to do anything
1/2

>be me 14 jacking in room
>female loli cousin walks past
>what you doing user?
>nothing tries to hide boner
>you playing with your willy?
>err yea, don't tell
>I won't tell user, can I watch
>fuckit.png
>was close so think why not

Then it happens

>do I have to put the Willy milk in my mouth like daddy?
>whatthefuck.mov
>she moves towards me and kneels in front of me mouth open
>I stand and spray a hot load into her mouth
>she swallows it all
>says she won't tell, like daddy said

And that's how I found out my uncle was a pedophile.

Aunt and uncle split a few months after this happened and aunt and cousin moved away. But not before I'd had more fun with her

you raped her, what a nice birthday present

>My hand which I'd been grabbing one of her tits with moved over her stomach down to her hip and I started to line myself up again
>She realised what I was doing and started to move her hand to stop me and I just grabbed her wrist and pulled it above her head and kept pushing into her
>She looked at me with this deer in the headlights look in her eyes and tells me to stop
>I just remember hushing and then feeling this incredible heat around my cock when I finally got it in.
>She didn't cry exactly but she made this moaning sound like I'd just punched her in the gut
>She just starts repeating "get off" but It feels too good
>I start thrusting and at some point she stopped telling me to stop, instead she starts making this high pitched whining sound every time I bottom out
>The sound is too much for me and I start cumming, I make an attempt at pulling out but I'm mostly finished by the time I'm out of her
>We just lie there for a few minutes, cum all over the lower part of her dress and presumably dripping out of her
>She rolls over so she's hugging me and tells me never to do that again, I say I won't and she kisses me
>I ask if it was good for her, she says it wasn't
>For some reason I suggest we try again and start stroking her thigh
>She says no but doesn't stop me rolling on top of her
>We work up to fuck again, this time she's a little more participatory

I was pretty scared until she told her friends we'd had sex and she didn't tell them that I'd forced her. That's when I realised I could do anything

I creep on my mom

Best you've seen?

whoa, how old are you now?

I miss QG

Early twenties. We're not still in touch.

I hooked up with a friend of mine's girlfriend on Sunday night. I had like 20 people over for the game and he had to work early in the morning so he left early. She said she would just uber home later and my friend was like thats an expensive ass uber ride, just stay in user's guest room since I work right by where they live downtown so I could give her a ride in the morning.

Damn shame, would you want to show any nudes you got of her?

Later after everyone leaves she's helping me clean up. I had given her a pair of sweatpants to change into and she had apparently taken her bra off as well so every time she bent down to pick something up her tits were basically just out for me to see. The thought of anything happening hadn't crossed my mind because I'm genuinely not the mr steal yo girl type of guy, but she saw me noticing her and got the biggest smile on her face.

go on

I walked outside to take some trash out and come back in and she had poured herself another glass of wine and was sitting on the couch. She said she wasn't ready for bed yet so I got another beer myself and sat on the love seat next to the couch. She laughed and said "really? are you that scared of me?" So I got up and moved next to her and within seconds she was making out with me.

Clothes are flying off and I finally get a real look at her tits and her amazing body. Obviously I had noticed she was hot before but just never really gave it much thought cause she was my friend's girlfriend and im honestly not that type of guy, but now that I saw her in front of me her body was perfection. She's really into fitness, 5k's and biking for fun and shit. And her tits had to be a full C cup and just sat perfectly up.

I'd want to but I'm not risking getting caught.

It is a shame though. I've had sub girlfriend's since but it's just not the same. I sometimes catch myself looking at girls and just wondering if I could.

I have only felt like my true self on MDMA. Honest and happy
anyone else feel like that?

I start to finger her and she's already already so wet that doesn't last longer than like a minute before she straddles me on my couch and hops on top of me sliding my dick easily into her. She starts to let out like obnoxiously loud like porn style moans which kind of catches me off off guard. She must have noticed my reaction and laughed and said shes used to fuckin in an apartment where she has to be quiet but she can be loud out here. I didn't say a word and let her do her thing mostly as she grinded on my dick and I just mostly sat back and enjoyed the view of those perfect tits as she bounced on my dick.

The grass is always greener, user. You cum in her?