Advice for someone who recently lost their right eye?

Advice for someone who recently lost their right eye?

lost an eye as a kid... you'll cope, but kids will gawk at you alot

how?

Sleep with one eye open

Become anime

post pics, then questions

How do you expect to find someone that recently lost their right eye to give advice to, that's like really specific and that doesn't happen all that often.

knife... also mouth breathers will probably ask you what's wrong with your eye, a lot

Kakashi

It's not so bad once you get used to it, the depth perception is gonna be a pain for a while though

straight into eye? Why green text us

This. Go steal or acquire a better eye from a ninja clan that has special eye powers. You'll be better than ever.

I know. I lost my left eye a few years ago. I have no idea how to give OP advice. Completely different ball game.

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Get an eye patch bolted into your skull and quote random Shakespeare lines.

eye patch.

>be 1 or 2
>see shopping bag go rummaging through it
>find cool new carving knife
> try to get new carving knife out of packet
>everything goes black
>outer body experience, then hospital

Get one of these

become rapper called wetty fap

So I still don't get how the screen on the inside of your eye patch is viewed when it goes over the hole where your eye used to be???

>wetty fap

If you pizza when you should french fry you're going to have a bad time

Don't by a VR machine. Also, you are going to miss out on so much.

You should commit seppuku

from now on when you don't know the answer to a question you can say "I have no eye, dear" really fast

Don't get an eyepatch like a pussy. Hold that shit closed forever like Guts. And chip off your fucking hand and replace it with a metal arm with a cannon inside. Fag

Stop winking at me you fucking cunt......

fuck off weeb

don't lose your left eye

Bask in the infinite wisdom gained?

Put
Penis
In
Eye
Socket

Wow sucks at least dont remember pain!

this

>hates weebs
>on Sup Forums

time to leave

Guard your left eye with your life. And never stop loving.

Be grateful you've still got one I guess, and eye patches are cool

This

Now you can get the Sharingan. Goodie.

get a glowing artificial eyeball

get a fake eye,some blood packs and practice pratfalls so you can stage accients that result in your eye exploding out of your head.

make pirate noises constantly

get a mate to fuck the hole as a hilarious pronk (no homo)

squint

Get a robot eye

Is that actually OP's eye in the picture?

Fly a flag out in your yard till the day you die.

There has to be a site or a forum, for bitches with a fetish for men with missing body parts. Google that it an get laid sir..

Where was the last place you left it?

>be me
>drunk as fuck after night of drinking whiskey alone
>go in2 attic for nostalgia
>piece of hard pointy wood smashes into top of skull, gash and blood

Happened about a month ago, if I was positioned any different I could of lost an eye easily; I lose sleep over this. Got hella lucky

Stay healthy OP. Get an eye patch. Used to work at a grocery store; and a women would come in with no jaw.

LITERALLY NO FUCKING JAW.

Saw her and her son at a wal mart this year, had a scarf over face. Kid was in teens, gave him a nod.

you'll handle it bro

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brilliant post

I know the most important one already which is: DO NOT LOSE YOUR FUCKING EYE!

Whore out your eye socket to nasty old guys on craigslist.

Have you looked the last place you had it? Might find it there.

No no, he puts it on his good eye for GPS directions while driving.

this is the correct answer

Join baskeball and call you self one eye shooter steve

Kakashi~Senpai

BUY a 2ds instead

>Advice for someone who recently lost their right eye?
>be 1 or 2
> recently

That’s not OP you cumguzzler

you should let your hair grow and buy a barret

Did you give it up to drink from Mimir's Well?

Shut up the fuck u lil bishon

That particular eyepatch was worn by Solid Snake, more specifically Old Snake, a clone of Big Boss, who actually did lose his eye. Just think of it as designed to pay homage to him

Be proud of it, people will respect you for being confident about your injury. Don't try to hide it.

Ok I didn't ask about any of that. I asked how you expect to see the screen in the inside of the eye patch when you lose your eye like op.

You didn't specify it that way and you know it dick nose.

Alright time for some real advice. You’re gonna have to own it because people are gonna want to know what the hell happened. First off, make up a really funny or adventurous story about how you lost it. Like you were deep sea diving and the water pressure cracked your goggles and the glass got into your eye, or something crazy like that. Then tell them the real story. Don’t wear an eye patch, that’s weird. Wear sunglasses, much more normal. Don’t let it keep you from doing anything, like I said, own it and keep on living your life.

?????? I didn't specify???Nigga I asked the same question twice. What I'm also wondering now is how in the fuck did you infer from my question that I was asking about the origin of the eye patch from metal gear???

Fucking moron.

He should just be like "Gnomes..." and walk away.

Keep alive

Nanomachines, son.

So it's useless to op as nano machines like in metal gear are unavailable to him. Got it

Save up for a gold patch when you retire.

then why reply to original question you fucking idiot

*lifts glasses*
*massages nose*
*deep sigh*

why was he so thin? wanted to beat up someone much shorter?

get an eye patch
eye patches are kick ass

Look behind the couch that is where I always find thing that I lost.

Upon his shoulders perch two ravens, Hugin and Munin.
They circle the earth by day seeing all, at night they report to him the world's tidings.
He wears a golden helmet and a golden ring, at his side sit two wolves.
His weapons a magic sword and a spear called Gungnir, they are carved with runes.
His eight legged horse Sleipnir carries him over land, sea and air,
the bringer of the valiant dead, the einherjar,
from the battlefield across the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

For a single drink of the enchanted water he paid with one eye, he was granted supreme wisdom.
He is the god of poetry, sorcery, and death.
Wounded, pierced by a spear he hung upside down for nine days.
Fasting and agony he made of himself a sacrifice to himself.
Given no bread nor mead he looked down, and with a loud cry fell screaming from the world tree.
In a flash of insight the secret magic of the runes was revealed to him.
He took up the runes and mastered them, eighteen powerful charms for protection,
success in battle, lovemaking, healing and the power to bring back the dead.

His sacred blood mixed with black wind and rain wept down from the world tree deep into the earth.
He commanded the earth to crack open and to spew forth the strongest of the strong!

On this day he did bestow unto the world the sons of Odin!

dont use right eye.

newfag

Rent your new fuck-hole out for $350 an hour

Get a glass eye. And have fun with it. You're not gonna actually be able to see, so you could get it in any solid color or design.

get a sick glasseye, wear sunglasses to reveal it

As badass as guts was,

He never got an emotional support attack crow.

Get an emotional support attack crow op

Smuggle krokodil in the empty socket.

Because you can

Install a webcam in your eye.

Stream live 24/7.

Hire a decent cosmetic person (fuck you dont know proper terms)

Dress up camera to look like eye.

Occasionally pop your "eye"out of socket

"Fucking meatbag watch it"

weeb

Start lifting, dye hair black, cut off left hand, get bad ass metal prostetic hand, Become real life Guts!

What's wrong with ordering a McChicken to go?

>Install a webcam in your eye.
This would be cool. Build a website - myrighteye.com - wear shirts and hats www.MyRightEye.com - just stream your life and make money from ads.

has to be .net as some faggot photographer has the .com

This post severely underrated
Also,

LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREEEEE

Literally WTF...