you have unlimited power for only 10 seconds
wat do ?
you have unlimited power for only 10 seconds
wat do ?
Have people send me 20% of all bitcoins
Jack off
give myself unlimited power
Create a book with all facts of this reality.
Take some katy Perry nudes
clone this world but no men there, building a portal gate to that world which can be used only by me...so the rest of my life im able to go there, fuck bitches who worship me like a god
barrell roll
generate global tsunami
give myself the power to give myself any power i can think off forever
Slow time down so that i have time to think.
Women capture you and farm you for semen until you die
Increase dick size and give myself a million dollars. I'll fix the rest of my life myself
Make it permanent.
And trips gets it
It’s too bad women are fucking stupid and will think they don’t need a man around. They’d probably all rather go extinct and relinquish any possibility of a future instead of admit they need a mans ball spunk
Dude that's even better!
A million dollars? Where do you live Alabama? That’s barely anything. You need atleast 10 to safely live on a budget the rest of your life
Kill all the nigger thugs and make the world better
>you have unlimited power
>with limits
grab an astounding number of Bitcoins
I turn Africa into a hospitable place to live after the niggers are gone.
Fix all genetic anomalies so everyone is perfectly healthy and attractive.
I make a machine that extends my unlimited power forever.
- Krantzenstein & Associates -
we'll fuck your groceries and steal your car, biaaatch
nice quads champ
Fuck meself in as and mouf
Cause I still want to get a job. The million is just to tide the over till then
There goes an user who has been told "not if you were the last guy on earth" one too many times
There are no men, so feminists don't exist.
- perfect hairdo
- monster boobs
- revealing suit
- perfect lipstick line
- perfectly shaven legs, armpits, faces
- hating men like SJW's
- lots of makeup
- noone of them is ever on her period
- noone of them is ever washing dishes, doing chores, making sandwiches, washing toilet, doing laundry
- pointing swords at themselves
- not even giving a fuck about dogpoo, cockroaches and other shit on the ground
and finally:
- basically those women war faces are all about "OMG a penis-equipped human!! I'm the first!!!!!1!!"
I was the one who broke into Big Dingurst Berhimmelhansen's Party Supply Chain, I'm sorry, I just really wanted some wax lips
make my wiener fukin HUUUGE
I know a song about a job - Poopin' In The Yard by Sansel And The Kuberbubits
Jokes on you faggot, never talked with a nonsibling girl!
I become giant snek and lead snek cult.
some weeb shit
rolling for this
wall
Redistribute upper 20%s money excluding the bottom 10%.
so much this
become the god emperor of mankind
I'll take one trillion dollars in various currencies, gold, precious metals and gems. Put me in a new fresh body of a handsome 20 year old with a gigantic dick, while retaining all of my memories and my past experiences. I will take 10000 more superior bodies of various races to appropriately choose from and use in the future, they are to be stored in my secret climate controlled, disaster proof, self-defending cave of unlimited energy lair in antarctica far beneath the ice and miles into the rock structure. Each time i die I get transported into a new body of previous choice in antarctica, where I can use one my tens thousands of jets, submarines, or ships to get back to civilization when I want to and begin anew. All of my accumulated resources automatically get transferred into my new identity. That's about 10 seconds worth.
Throw Mace Windu out of a window and fuck up my face at the same time
Make myself very happy for rest of life
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Kill all the Jews instantly.
kill everyone
please don't forget to add gay people, including closeted ones and gays in denial
Give everybody in the world a simultaneous orgasm
(it would be my first)
I've read that book.
First, change seconds to years. Now I have ten years of unlimited power.
Second, everything I could possibly imagine.
randomly select 6.5 billion people and kill them.
environmental problems = solved
Make 2D real
how anti-semitic
Faggot.
Actually:
>million
anti-semitic
>billion
Jewish
Tldr: there are reasons why Rockfellers created an absurdly large seed bank in Antarctica, Jews created Jewish refuges in Patagonia (and underwater in south-American coasts), and so on.
Time stop power
Za warudo
magic the bitch i love into my arms
love spell on her
infinite money in bank account
my glass piece with a cone that never ran out
Idk
everything
all faggots ded
all jews ded
male niggers ded
all gypsies ded
much muni for me
immortaliti for me
hooker for every non-fag from Sup Forums
i forgot about male sand-niggers
>male niggers ded
YO CRACKA
they live to become sex slaves for anyone who likes bestiality NIGGUH
OMG those timestamps !!!
Create a species of 6 foot tall penises that live off of carbon and turn it into oxygen. They’d be herd animals with the intellect of ferrets. Move almost like penguins. They will also randomly ejaculate throughout the day, their sperm being great for soil and plants. Eventually they will aid in the growth of all plants and consume mass quantities of carbon releasing too much oxygen making the atmosphere flammable leading to the extinction of most land creatures on earth.
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>unlimited power
>accellerate until im moving with lightspeed
>time dilatation
>i can do everything, nobody even can see me
>i travel into a star and take a bit of it with me
>put the small star with my hand into the mouth of donald trump
>go away while in the future the nuclear fusion will fuse his skull
>sex every 10/10 woman in the world since i have unlimited amount of time
>find out that they need to be at lightspeed, too so that their body moves with me
>need more energy
>no problem, unlimited energy
>after bedding every woman wherever i want, take her with me to a different alien planet
>colonize the planet and built a new society
>become its god
>everything is moving with lightspeed now, since i took it with me
>no problem since its relative to me not moving at all
>i will die after normal life (80 years) since my time runs out normally for me
>My small civilization dies since she has no energy left to move at lightspeed/change directions and crashes into a star
This
Dunk a basketball
Idunno, fuck my own mom i guess?
I would nut a continuous stream of cum for ten solid seconds.
12yo spotted. MODS!
>TIME STOP!
Unlimited time with unlimited power...
Now i can go fuck Japanese...
Destroy the universe.
Nigger i can do that already without God powers
You wasted your ten seconds.
As for mine, I'd simply use my body as a catalyst for a second, more violent big bang and birth a better universe over this one. Wouldn't even take ten seconds, everything I hate would be gone including myself, and we roll the dice for trying again.
Thanks for the hooker, user, that's mighty considerate of you
Remove my autism
za warudo or some shit like that, it dont matter