I'm a pizza delivery guy

>I'm a pizza delivery guy
>AMA

are you a plumber?

Are you an accountant?

metaphorically

What do you get for the average tip? Who are the best tippers? White black, Mexican, Asian?

I would not be delivering pizzas if I was an accountant

>>I'm a pizza delivery guy
>>AMA
Have you ever fucked a woman who came to the door naked?

kek i want an answer to this

fucking idiot

Average tip is $4. Better tips go up, ehh tips are below. Mexicans never fucking tip. White-Black people tip well, but Blacks do not. Asians never tip because of their tip customs back in their country. White suburban people tip the best

How many people have to the door naked/in underwear and did you ever fuck?

In another life, maybe.

>knock on door
>70's funk begins blasting from inside
>naked hot chick opens door
>"are you here to deliver my 'extra sausage' Mr delivery man?"
What do?

true true

*have come to the door
I'm retarded

>kek i want an answer to this
Me too!

try desperately to ignore the grammatical errors

Checked.

order pizza n leave. OP is a faggot, remeber?

have you ever sucked a dick on duty? or had your dick sucked?

I'd probably fuck her right n' good but the entire time I would have an internal debate whether I should ask her for her total

That's a Negative.

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Top kek

Not op but in my experience it's whites>Mexicans>niggers Mexicans tip alright as long as it's the guy that pays, the women are as bad as spearchuckers

>In another life, maybe.
You should deliver to our house sometime. Wife regularly receives pizza delivery naked and if the delivery guy is hot, she will invite him in. The look on their faces is always priceless. She ha connected with two regular lovers this way.

maybe this weekend i'll post my work's number and you can all request user here for some 'zas. I'll give you any amount of sausage you need

Not OP, but also a driver. We simply don't have time to do this.

this better not be b8

i agree fully with this reply

>le have to the door naked/in underwear and did you ev

Not op but people answer the door in underwear/sleepwear all the time, guys and girls, had a male stripper order and answered the door in really tight briefs and paid me in about 40 singles before

t. Well passing trans faggot

>knock on door
>70s funk begins blasting from inside
>naked hot dude opens door
>"are you here to deliver my 'extra sausage' Mr delivery man?"
What do?

A funny OP. Haven't seen that for a long time. Good thread

this is OP giving a friendly reminder that if you do not tip you are a literal nigger fuck

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you make me blush

I'll order a large pepperoni with mushroom and make your dreams come true ;)

How much or not so much is appropriate?

Do you accept payment in fat bong rips?

u ever jerked off over someone's cheese pizza?

5$ is pretty good. If you tip below 2 you are a literal fuck. I might suck you off for $8+

5 bucks is a good standard tip unless if it's a catering order or something

>nigger
what bong rip is worth a fucking pizza

no but I'm sure you'd enjoy that if I said yes so you bet your fucking ass I do

I have been offered pot as a tip before, not a hit, an actual bag of weed

>fat sack of shit
Like 3 or 4.

how do i get free pizza?

I got this thing from dominos that was like "1 free pizza a month for a year" and i thought about photocopying it and printing it, but it's on like this weird cardboard material and i don't know how i'd get it printed.

maybe go to fedex or something?

can i email your company or some shit and get free pizza?

I'm sick of ordering fucking pizza and getting my order fucked up. I know it's not the delivery guy's fault, and I feel a little bad making him drive back down to get my shit correct. And when they forget the soda? Forget about it.

How does it make you feel when something like this happens?

I can do that. I rarely order food

Good luck in divorce court.

hes just a cuck its ok

Can you start taking pictures of credit cards and checks and send them to me

What would you do if a male customer opened the door naked and bent over to get the money that is conveniently placed on the floor?