What would you do with a star trek holodeck?

what would you do with a star trek holodeck?

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read books by a virtual fireplace

Turn fail safe off, become an hero, battle a Klingon warrior.

make sex tapes with virtual celebrities

fuck green slave women

sex stuff

Fuck cute foxboys

Bang celebrities and crushes until I withered and died

Set it so that I can experience life aboard a starship in deep space.

I haven't seen the show in many years so I can't remember if they can actually interact with the holograms, like if you wanted to punch one, will the punch actually connect. but if you can then I'd just chill in there 24/7 and fuck a new girl one after the other until my dick fell off.

how about raccoon archers?

So so many things. Most are illegal.

Star trek is fuckin fire I wish there werr more star trek threads

i wonder how much riker jizz is on the walls of the holodeck

holocaust in a holodeck?
you're damn right
over and over again

I would never leave it
I'd have so many adventures and I'd fuck loli's like there's tomorrow.

I was just going to comment about caked on layers of jizz from the whole crew. And I see no janitorial crew anywhere on star trek so I'd just assume they don't clean it.

Rape its pooper

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>be me
>"computer end program"
>***holograms vanish, jizz comes splashing down to the ground***

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Kids, lots of kids

kids

Make a vaporwave themed club and cash in.

pretend I'm sherlock holmes

kill myself

>computer, recreate my old bedroom
>computer enable Sup Forums day one
>disable safety protocols

*who

This is what i'd do

Lol

Not as much as Broccoli

Fuck off data.

Dick on Brahms like Geordie did.

Hire Quark to build me one that isn't going to break down every month.

To vent some anger I'd go in alone to have violent fits of rage: screaming and bloody fist fights. I'd also leave the door open and not run any program.

normal every day life, but the environment and people would grow 1 millimeter bigger every hour i was in the simulation so it would seem like i was slowly shrinking. everyone would be programmed not to notice, but to be progressively more abusive and hostile to me the smaller i got, especially women. i actually have to go fap just thinking about it

LOL?

Hahaha good one

Kekked so hard

Disappear.

I Would recreate the entire enterprise, but it would be less tense and uptight. Also the counselor would be naked.

And wesley actually gets punished when he fucks up. Djezas I hate that kid.

And worf would only say worf

have the sickest D&D Campaign

Fuck Taylor Swift's perfect feet.

Pop kek

Awwww she hawt

patent it, reproduce it and sell it to the populace, make billions of dollars and fuck zillions of real women.

Get this man a holodeck stat!!!

i would experience klingon fart porn

3-way with Kiira Korpi and Sofi Oksanen.

I would make a virtual DS9 like Barclay did a virtual Voyager and I'd hang out all day at Quark's. When I'm bored I'd screw Dabo girls on the promenade or Jadzia in OPs and make Worf watch.

I like where your head is at
I would have a battle royale with the casts of TOS,TNG,DS9, and futurama.

I'd have it make up an Enterprise, go to the Holodeck, have it make up an Enterprise...

HOLOCEPTION!

>Sofi Oksanen
What the fuck.

Act like Godzilla in a tiny city

The answer is dumb
>simulate all the greatest leaders of recorded history
>filter all to find which ones best serve in all respective positions on the main deck
>give each member cutting edge knowledge of their respective position
>alter each personally and background to enhance cooperation with all other members
>transfer control of the bridge to the holodeck
>make them all women and make minor uniform changes
>give them the command that I can use them at any time
I literally will have the best command in all of Starfleet and get laid more then kirk ever did.

Pic related

I always wondered as a kid that what if you simulate the enterprise in the holodeck. Go to the simulated holodeck and simulate the enterprise then repeat. 5th new dimension?

Then you become Moriarty.

bahaha. HELP ME BECOME REAL

fuck the shit out of hermoine granger

You must be very boring IRL

probably what we do now as we are already in a holographic projection

Make a Female version of my Self Beat the living shit out of her then make a the sex

I would an entire loli.

RED DWARF EPISODE MUCH!!!!!!

First thing wawill do like every healthy male is make a loli harem and nut off

Lol never saw it. Is this seriously a thing!

Porn.