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ask me anything

Moot?

What is your favorite furniture ?

No, but i appreciate that you were so close to quints

do you fuck that hole in the wall behind you?

Oh, that's an easy one!

Your momma's ass. I like to put teapots on it and also my feet and use her as a table.
Also placing Andy Sixx's shit on her back.

You guessed it. I am OP and I am a logfag.

Like object, brand, style? Im not sure what the question is

where do you live

What school you gonna shoot up?

Columbia Maryland
No I slammed my door into the wall in a fit of autistic rage

None, i dont wanna hurt anybody

Why the fuck do you have two opened soda cans?

Anything?

furniture. Your favorite.

im at college park

They're empty
yep, any thing

ok. Anything?

Cool, I'm probably not gonna get in :/
I guess I like couches? Idk

Yes ANYTHING

i hope you dont get in. i dont want you to shoot up my class

ok, jesus dude. I already did twice. Once more then.
Anything?

Im not gonna shoot anybody. I dont wanna die/go to jail

Do you play RuneScape?

Oh, I get it.
We're good here

Don't click on this photo

no, what year is it

Women keep getting obsessed with me, and one is actually stalking me right now.
This shit has been a bane in my life, this is't an isolated indecent, women become obsessed with me all the fucking time.
I guess my question is, how the fuck do you stop this shit ?
This is the third restraining order I had to get

My life

ok, wont do

It is unknown what the actual year is, but we've just started the 6th Age with Guthix's death.

I couldn't help it, I clicked because it told me not too

...

No one takes me seriously , this shit is ruining my life
I'm becoming scared to go out in public, I'm going to end up like people on this website

Take away the computer, add drink and weed and this was my life in the 90s

Spongebob looks all spooky

I guess be less attractive/enjoyable to be around like me

How the fuck do I do that?

Im gonna have sex for the first time here in a few months I bet. I've been writing to this girl in rehab and her letters are getting a little steamy. If she asks if I'm a virgin I'll like, but I want to give her good head because I know I'm gonna suck at actual sex.

I'm asking you for any sex related advice.

gabin?

You could start by stop lying as much. Be honest and people will realize how shitty you are to be around.

>give her good head
Don't fuck trannies user

What about your homosexuality?

Just fuck yourself with a cucumber. You dont have to tell other people. They will be able to sense the shame you feel and it will make you 10-20% less attractive.
You could also use bad eau de toilette, but the cucumber thing seems to be easier.

Pretty sure she is not a tranny.

Idk, im a virgin
yes is me
Im not gay

recommend me some books

fav movie?

when did u dye your hair?

The Wasp Factory. It is Sup Forums the novel

I wish I was lying, see everybody thinks I'm making this shit up
Would it be more believable if I told you the current one is a 34 year old with a kid and a husband?
She asked her husband for an open marriage and when all psycho when I told her I wasn't down for that shit.
Dude, she's blaming me now for their marital problems. Not only did I not sleep with her, I didn't even know she asked her husband to become a cuck till after she came on to me
Now, when she isn't texting me suicide threats or calling me names she begging me to forgive her, or sending me pictures of her fucking dinner.

Let's see your "to kill" list.

I didnt im just sitting in the dark
The Dictators Handbook is good
Probably Jimmy neutron the movie

How are you going to give him head if he doesn't have a dick?

Gabin how are you? How is your sister (Post her pics)
Are you in Colombia now?
Are you having many girlfriends and sex?

You're a man now Gabin. One of Us.

>implying I don't get ass play from cucumbers

I'll give her head. Like eat out her pussy but I'm inexperienced at it.

You know what the call tip of a dick right?
Head

Don't ever tell a woman you are going to give her head, she will fucking laugh at you and think you are a faggot

Oh, maybe I worded my posts wrong I'm sorry user. Are you saying I shouldn't eat her out?

I didn't plan on telling her. Just before any action starts I just go for it.

Never understood the appeal in it. It's so beta, why would I ever wanna do that?

Like a pussy is a pretty great thing. But sticking your tongue in it? I mean- really?
I'd rather suck a dick and I'm not even gay. Dicks don't have half the bacteria and PH stuff a woman has. (Which, again, is awesome but probably not do stick your tongue in. People have gotten throat cancer just because of the bacteria down there.)

thanks both

Shes in germany now. I have no pics of her
Im still in Colombia md
No, im alone :/

>I'd rather suck a dick and I'm not even gay
You sound pretty gay though user.

Where in germany? I will find her and spit on her brudas.

Idk, somewhere in southern germany, dont really remember. Havent spoken to her in forever

ofc some faggot got it

You look different in this pic. It's obviously you, you just look different than your other pictures

I'm not gay in the slightest.
I'm just saying if I HAD to- I would rather take the dick. I wouldn't enjoy it, but it'd be better than the risks and also the very act of sticking my tongue down that foreign hole.

parted my hair differently and different lighting

Hey OP. Just got home from the gym and in an hour I will head out to pick my friend up from work and give him a ride home.

Can I ask you a question?

I see.

Yeah stranger pussy can have some very nasty elements. It can be spicy and coppery at the same time

Different lighting on purpose or just happened to be that way

how was working with ben aflerk in batman vs superman

you just did

Just happened

Yes he did. What a bonehead

why are you a fag?

And by coppery I mean it tastes like old pennies

Yeah exactly.
Especially what the guy said that he didn't know the girl and they were just chatting.

I wouldn't ever considered doing that for a girl who doesn't shower well and have good hygiene and I know for a long time. Maybe then.

OP is not a fag, he just behaves differently than you. That doesn't make him gay

Awesome! Thanks OP, user out.

Same here. She needs a good scrub and she can't normally go around all sweaty and salty. She needs to be clean overall and freshly scrubbed.

Maybe a hint of cinnamon spray, or some strawberry lotion

what's ur name

Gavin

But mostly pussy should just taste and smell like clean pussy, not anything else