/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Hamilton Sperg Out Edition

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ham is kill

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Reminder that Ricciardo's time will never come to be.

indy time

5th for Hamilton is going to win this year's WDC

anime desu

Vettel you mean. Idiot.

Thanks, was making new thread too but didn't had any good idea

>0 miles
>0mph
Is he still in the McLaren?

When in UTC time?

He isn't Nick. He's going to keep on rising.

Imagine being this emasculated by the mere mention of a black person

Now you're copying my images as well. Are you stalking me???

Sadly, that's what it looks like. I'm concerned that he'll end his career as another, slightly more successful Webber.

Faggot

Anyone else noticed we don't use "Choco Senna" anymore?

2 bongs

>He isn't Nick.
Obviously not. Nick isn't kill (probably).

Kek, not the case mate. I'm indifferent to him. I think you need to get out. Also, he's mixed race; not black.

4 pm utc

I genuinely feel bad for Alonso hes had to spend so much time with Zak brown

Please stop trying to be an edgy """""personality""""".
Making everyone think you're a fucktard isn't hard or an accomplishment.


And everyone else: Please stop replying.

Zak's a top lad. They get on well.

TV sorted for the next two weeks.

>track map

kek

Thanks for posting

is it streamed anywhere?

got enough snacks for the two weeks?

youtube.com/user/indycars
racecontrol.indycar.com/

Probably on indycars official YouTube channel

Lack of Rosberg causing a good battle.

>tfw we had such high hopes of Valtteri

Mate, I'm not trying to be edgy. I guess if you respond to more than one person in a post, and use proper grammar, it scares the mouthbreathers around here.

Please keep replying. It just reminds everyone how superior I am.

You just want a white man to win. I think you need to get out, instead.

Here's your home Well, I'm sure Nick isn't able to rise!

Amazing how the Krauts forget this drubbing. I still remember it like it was yesterday.

I don't know, Zak seems like a nice guy. Can't be that good spending so much time with a constantly complaining Spaniard, either.

Stop fucking pretending to be me

That guy isn't me. He's dragging my reputation through the dirt

Shame, I liked that phrase

This isn't funny any more, I'm trying to bulk and I've somehow managed to lose 3.5kg in the past 4 weeks. I blame being fatshamed despite not actually being Nick. I'm back to the cusp of being underweight. Thanks, fuckers.

>Well, I'm sure Nick isn't able to rise!
You haven't seen him at the buffet, Jamal.

>That guy isn't me.

I know m8.
His posts are easy to spot because he replies to every single post in the thread trying to bait people because he's so desperate for attention.

It's fucking sad desu.

It's because we realized he shouldn't even be compared to senna in memes

Again with this crap? You're pretending to be me, and making these fucking sad posts:

>"Oh, he's impersonating me, aren't I so fucking funny".

Fuck off mate. Get off this board, and find something to do with your life. You're bad even by Sup Forums standards.

>desperate for attention

'no'

You are both fiends, trying to impersonate me, the smartest commentator on this sub-reddit. Frankly I am disgusted by both of you. Everyone please ignore these vile men in future

ANOTHER FUCKING IMPOSTER?

Seriously, this is getting beyond a joke.

I agree

Go away

>reputation

hahahaha

the multi-reply hamilton autist is so fucking cute

let's not give any of these cunts attention, lads.

just ignore them

I'm the real British Hamilton multiposter, ignore the fucking sad imposters

#stillirise

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Replying to your own posts. This just fucking speaks for itself, doesn't it.

Come on mate, don't feed into this crap.

You're better than this.

Why don't you stop being buttblasted by the fact that Hamilton is half-black and start supporting your fellow countryman, you wankstain

Was Ham asked about this in interviews afterwards?

>Race tier threads during downtime

What are you people doing?

Alonso's Indycar test is just a few thousand views away from being the most viewed video on the indycar youtube channel
youtube.com/watch?v=UXh9uxthFnk

STOP FUCKING REPLYING TO IT

How hard is it to NOT do something.
It takes less effort than doing something....

I'm not surprised, the series has been on life support since the split in the 90s and is only now regaining some momentum

The whole Alonso thing is kinda cuck for Indycar desu.

>literally the most exciting thing to happen in your series for 20 years is a bored driver from another series doing a one off race
>you're happy to be getting the attention

Yes, turned out he was just jamming to the lastest Gucci mane

>Top video is some marshalls almost getting obliterated at an "FIA Grade 2" circuit
youtube.com/watch?v=5hNZmxHcCq0


>3rd video is a Danica swimsuit photoshoot
youtube.com/watch?v=z4xcDK7zxGo

Top lel

>Indycar

>Literally the most exciting thing in 20 years
not true at all, in 93 mansell came over for a full season as the reigning f1 world champion. There have been absolutely kino 500s in the last decade as well

Why has Britain shitted up /f1/ so much since the season began, especially these last three Grand Prix's. In the offseason it was only me shitting up /f1/.

Wait I just realized 93 was over 20 years ago. Fuck...I'm old man

'93 was 25 years ago, chap

>'93
>Within the last 20 years

American education.

We haven't ruined it, the people with mental illnesses have.

To what?

I don't think that's it - I think they're just promoting it so they can take advantage of new European viewers who are watching it for the first time, to try and keep them hooked as IndyCar fans

Because we love shitting up the world my friend

N-no, it was o-only 24 years ago, Luigi; that's not s-so bad, is it?

Is it?

Indycar/Champcar was pretty based before the split.
Wasn't Bernie telling Tony George to start his own Series?

basically all but 2 drivers a lap down

riveting entertainment

You know realize that Villeneuve won his championship 20 years ago

Yes. The series merged again almost 10 years ago but the original fanbase has never come back (except a few lifelongs like me). Seems to finally be picking up a little steam in recent years though, and the races are quite nice

Danica, the little girl who couldn't..
Well at least she achieved more than Susie and all the other wannabe female F1 drivers.

Current Indycar is comfy and neat.

Danica was decent in single seaters tbqfhfamdesu.

>when he says it's his time

I think all that fucking Britposting gikves us an excuse to go full meme and put in ID's.

where tf is the spain post race discussion? why is thread even up?

we already discussed it yesterday

>she achieved more than Susie

Susie cucks the 3 times WDC and WCC team's team principal of the peak of automotive sport. I think it's at least enough

delet this

What are the chances that Toyota comes back to F1? When are there supposed to be more teams joining now that the grid is tiny compared to past seasons like 2012?

>t. Toyota WEC fan that wants to follow a team from day one and doesn't like Haas because of NASCAR

I'd be in favour of that definitely, so then people can see that all these fucking imposters are not me

The only discussion to be had is that Lewis HUMILIATED Shittel

Blancpain GT Series:
Officially the most cucked category in all of professional motorsport.


>autosport.com/news/report.php/id/129529

>Blancpain GT Series introduces for zero-tolerance policy on contact

>"From now on, any contact will result in a penalty and the severity will be graduated according to the consequences of the contact," explained Ratel.
>"If you hit a car and it goes off the track and comes back on, you get a drive-through, but if it hits the wall, you get a stop-go.

that's not saying much

it's very easy to beat 7 years nowhere near the points in dtm

why not go the whole hog and say that winning a fuel saving race, with half of the field not there, is a greater achievement that carmen finishing last in every gp3 race for three years

What bullshit, I was having a good time watching the series the other day too, guess I won't be getting too into it.

We're still not past this crap? You're still claiming to be me?

Fucking hell mate.

Maybe I'll use a trip. Either way, I'm not taking this slander anymore.

>What are the chances that Toyota comes back to F1?

Actually I've read some rumors about something something like a gazoo team or however is called being a viable option

>When

Likely with new engine formula there might be new teams and manufacters interested, like VW and mabe, Toyota

I hugely doubt it will happen any time soon

2020 might offer an opportunity, because that's when the engine regulations change. If FOM come up with an engine formula that is cheaper and a bit simpler, then it might attract more manufacturers.

But yeah Toyota are almost certainly not going to join before 2020, because they would have to develop a hybrid V6 turbo from scratch, and it would only last a year or two, so I think hell will freeze over before that happens.

You're not me

>slander and impersonation on an anonymous Taiwanese cockfighting forum where nobody cares who you are anyway

wew, some of y'all take this way too seriously

It's worth noting that Helio Castroneves was leading the race and all of a sudden he was called in for fuel. A very confused Castroneves argued a bit with his strategist(Roger at the time I think) after having been told previously and repeatedly that he was hitting the fuel mileage he needed.

Danica was gifted that win.

It's just weak b8. Ignore his cancer.

Yeah, Gazoo is the Toyota WEC team. They've put together some pretty good cars in the top division, the Le Mans Prototype one, which is why I was wondering if they would do an F1 comeback soon. Engine development isn't really the problem for Toyota IMO, they're already at the top of that in endurance racing.

>Danica was decent in single seaters tbqfhfamdesu.
No she wasn't. She was just mediocre. And afterwards she totally destroyed what was left of her reputation along with her cars in Nascar.

We need Cadillac in f1 at all costs

youtube.com/watch?v=A5C8AC6V2KQ

>Engine development isn't really the problem for Toyota IMO, they're already at the top of that in endurance racing.
If you're implying that this means they would be able to knock together an F1 engine for the current formula without breaking a sweat, you're wrong

2020 is the absolute earliest that they might consider joining F1, when the formula is renewed.

>yankshit
No thanks

Pretty sure the FIA won't change the technical regulations to allow pushrods, m8.

I can see a reliable land barge of a car now.
The car will kind of meander along and the suspension has enough give to nearly flip the car in turns, but miraculously doesn't.

>zero-tolerance
>divebomb a driver you dislike
>contact
>they get a penalty too
10/10

Slut almost paralyzed aric almirola on Saturday (that's her car engulfed in flames in the back)

maybe we could get hamilton to drive it

a love of cars that bounce needlessly must be in his blood

>Engine development isn't really the problem for Toyota IMO, they're already at the top of that in endurance racing.

Not really m8, in WEC they took years to develope their engine and same would have to be done for F1, just look at Honda.\

Plus, besides Haas supporters, no one here is probably supporting a team since the beginning

>Implying you didn't love HRT

you don't think the jap fans would jump ship from Honda?

GT racing is already the most uninteresting. Not a huge change.

Touring car racing is lightyears superior to GT racing yet the former is dying out while the latter thrives, particularly gentleman spec, driver aid friendly GT3.

I can't believe there are people in aus who want to replace touring cars with GT3 as our main category

she's still doing nascar? I thought her days were done by now. Who keeps employing her?

ahhh

there are other compensations one can offer for a seat in NASCAR...

>Danica was decent in single seaters tbqfhfamdesu
Wasn't the highlight of her career leading the Indy 500, not even winning it?