With a new movie now in the works, what was his fucking problem?

With a new movie now in the works, what was his fucking problem?

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he was ass at twisted wizard

He is white

Autism

I love the books and movies

Wanna hear the story of how I went to the theatre alone to see the last movie?

Wimpy kid started to suck when his voice broke

Wait, these movies are actually good?

Haven't seen Dog Days, but the first two are comfy and mostly-accurately portray the pain of trying to fit in, and the sociopathy of kids

They remind me of Golden era Nickelodeon

Story time!

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second movie was amazing

The first movie was good, the second one was rushed as fuck and the third one was on par with the first but everyone went through puberty already.

youtube.com/watch?v=psZjqoOHb38

If you watch them knowing they're kids movies, they're damn good

K

>2012
>Had all the books and watched the other movies online
>Went to theatres for first time since 2004
>Go to Sunday matinee special
>Only ones in that part of the theatre was me and a mom with 5 kids
>Sit in middle seat closet to the screen
>Can hear kids laughing at me 10 rows away
>Awkward.jpg
>Crunching and making too much noise
>Finish movie
>Spaghetti falling out
>Rush out theatre
>Left truck keys in theatre
>Can't go back in
>Had to convince manager that I left them in there
>Tell her I left them in Diary of a wimpy kid
>Gives me dirty look
>Go back in before next show starts
>Find keys and leave
>Drive home and nearly get into accident with this stupid asshole with an Arkansas plate
>Get inside, cry, fall asleep, wake up 4 hours later and watch anime

Just find a niece / nephew to watch with.

I'm a only child, never talked to my cousins so why start now?

I didn't know we asked for this.

>3 weeks later
>At work
>Kroger deli worker in buttfuck, Missouri
>Slip on blood and break arm
>Time off and workers comp
>Nothing else to do but watch movies and tap with other arm
>Watch Child's Play movies and the other ones
>Thought they were all hilarious

The books make a shitton of $$$, so a reboot with a new cast was inevitable, I just wish they kept the original actors who played the parents and Rodrick for the new one.

Here's hoping the original cast have a cameo in this one

no, they're just a cringefest

>tfw read a long fanfiction about Rodrick sexually abusing Greg

I wish I didn't, can't read the books or watch the movies the same way again

The not cringeworthy character in that series is Greg, since the amount of God tier characters I can count with only 2 fingers: Rowley and Rodrick

Dog Days was pretty good since it went back to basics that made the first movie a good kids movie, also you should watch it since it was the "last" movie before the original cast went through puberty

This one's better, try to get through all nine parts, it gets better as it goes on, like Jimmy sticking his dick in a manhole cover ripping it off and him later fucking his mom and dad with his super dick
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Rowley is fucking cool man, dad is an actual cuck though.

At least he looks less of a cuck in the new one

Super gay dude on wheel of fortune who goes to USC

When the fuck was that? If your answer is anything other than "Never" - you're an asshat

That was a compliment, meaning the movie was good

He means it reminds him of Ned's Declassified

>reading shit like this
At least it wasn't "Dipper Goes To Taco Bell"

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>mfw Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Musical was actually a thing

>"Dipper Goes To Taco Bell"
I can't find the gory part online. Is it real?

A gullible fat kid is better than him in every way ad also gets mad pussy. Of course, he'd be pissy about that

>tfw I know the one you're talking about

The Rodrick fanfic or Dipper Goes To Taco Bell

The former. Everyone knows dipper goes to memebell.

This

Childhood is idolizing Gred

Adulthood is realizing Fregly makes more sense

It's this one, right?
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Is it bad that it aroused me?

you didn't get canned for not wearing slip resistant shoes?

so back in the 00's before these were pubished in print the author published it all as a webseries on funbrain.com, where i read it as a sixth or seventh grader and really related to it.

i was pretty proud of the author when i saw the first book got published, but when i picked it up i realized that he had HEAVILY censored it and completely changed his target audience from 6th-8th graders to 2nd-4th graders. some of the changes were for PC, like in one entry the MC is telling a story about an eskimo (changed to a polar bear in the final print) but a lot of interesting allusions to sexual awakening, drug use with the older brother, and all the stuff that actually made it feel real were left out.
felt pretty bad honestly.

>funbrain

god damn i remember that shit

everyone in school played it because it wasn't filtered

>freshman year of uni
>me and 3 other bros
>get high as fuck and want to watch a movie
>me and another bro decide to watch diary of a wimpy kid
>other bro gets so bootyblasted
>"why are we watching this?"
>Me and first bro laughing our asses off watching other bro get more and more angry as we watch more and more
>He eventually storms off and leaves us to watch the movie

The movies were not bad, pretty enjoyable as a kid's film, but not even close to how good the book were (last few books were ass).