What's the best part of getting married?

What's the best part of getting married?

Getting divorced

If you don't marry a retard, having 2 incomes and a joint bank account is nice.

Also, always having someone there to go do shit with all the time can be nice as long as you have sporadic alone time. Not to mention having her family be nice towards you instead of evaluating you.

If you married a retard, then yeah, probably divorced

Marriage is great, if your a woman.

Not having to go out to get pussy and sleeping with your arms around a soft/warm female every night is nice. That's it. Isnt worth it. When it goes to shit (and statistically it will) the man gets boned. Learned my lesson the hard way.

Can cuck

The tax break, getting a nice fat tax return this year since I got married

not worth it considering how much you'll pay out in the divorce

The divorce...

divorce costs like 600$ here, got an extra 3k in extra tax breaks, worth it to me

>600$
My friend, you have a lot to learn.

Haha
Oh wait, you are being serious. Let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who hurt you?

Splitting bills

Divorce can literally cost you a lifetime of alimony, $700 to $1000 a month until she drops dead is the average around here.

spending each day with your best friend. And fucking her.

Alimony doesn't exist here. Such a fucking stupid concept.
>get married
>get divorced
>give her half your shit
>then pay her every month

What the fuck are you paying for?

That's why you quit your job at the hint of a divorce and spend all your money on steam games

this. you only pay alimony if you can afford to. the court won't order any alimony payments if you're dead-ass broke

Being married.

Is it shameful and embarrassing to have been hurt?

I think you have to be well above 18+ to understand. +1 more to show in married statistics.

Everyone anyone does today reflects future generation. The best part is to love the love of your life. To show others that it can be done. Best part is when she helps you get throughout the day.

Combine that with kinky sex.

Marriage is a mile stone.

Get what throughoutthe day?

Genes lol

All I am saying is that I believe in it.

The cake was pretty good.

Literally just grabbing your wife and fucking her whenever you feel like it

Best part is her.

I love you deepshit.

>Nothing
Source: am married. I used to love it but im getting bored

To prove you can be married.

Underage b&

>I used to love it but im getting bored
You chose to marry her, right?
Or did she pick you?
Either way, it's your problem of your own making.

Letting other men fuck your wife

OP's question is too vague. Assuming you're really into her in ways other than sexual, of course sex is important too, and she contributes financially...it seems like the successful pursuit and finding of happiness is a great upside.

And if she lets you put things up her butt...all the better.

Tax writeoffs.

Watching her take a shit

Winrar

Would maery again. :)

Marriage is a contract. Honestly, unless you plan to have children - I think it is a stupid idea.

with that said. Marriage is an important contract for raising children.

The best part:
>having children with a secure stable family surrounding them
>going through life with a partner
>I love my wife, and she is awesome

Worst part:
>when it stops working out
>same pussy every night.. i mean once a week.. i mean once a year
>going through life with someone chained to you

Remember when this board wasn't loaded with teenagers leaving boring reddit-tier comments?

>inb4 comedy master accuses me of being reddit kid

She gets to cook for you and you get to cook for her sometimes.

Man that was long ago and I was a teen then.

Reddit's not inherently bad, but the community is just so fucking boring. Any comment thread you enter is just a hundred people repeating the same 20 jokes, and that's all they've done for 10 years.

I'd say divorce, but that ends up costing you half your shit and fucks up your kids.
Maybe the tax breaks, because the sex and companionship pretty much sucks.

t. married 18 years

names pls

Best part is to be married.

I Love you.

I'm going to take my dog for a walk.

>never doubt you boy...
>fool on a stool

To share life together.
No money can buy that.