My nephew has been acting like a dick

my nephew has been acting like a dick.
how can i prank him to make him stop.

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Beat the shit out of him

rape his cute shota ass.

Did I break your concentration?

nut on his cloths

rape him?

how old?

Time for the pedo memes

he's 12 but has been getting very argumentative since he turned 12, now he thinks he's he's bad ass.

send him here

you a girl?

yes

Is he a heavy sleeper? if so. When you get a chance, fill a jar half full with your urine, and while he sleeps, gently pour the jar in-between his legs onto the mattress.
What kind of "badass" pisses the bed?

nice

Pay your sketchiest friend to pretend mug him and hid in the bushes with a camera

Then put a turd in his shoe

Cut small holes in his shirts
somthing small that he wouldnt notice

This. make sure he's black

no but if your just decently atractive just cock tease him for little and he will stop, if he's twelve he probebly going through some hormonail shit

stick it in his pooper

Cut holes just in the armpits of his clothes, when he tries to hastily throw a shirt on chances are he'll jam his entire arm through the hole and tear it to shit

>Invite him to hang out (take him for a ride)
>offer him a beer in the car
>drive to the woods
>knock his teeth in with a tire checker bat
>drag him into the woods
>chop up the remains
>scatter them in places likely inhabited by wild animals
>now he isn't a problem :)))

Grab his boxers if you could find them and cut them down the seems of the clothing

Break up your shit into small clumps, if the inside of the shoes have in-soles that can be removed smear the shit in-between. if not, take a shit clump and push it to the front of his shoes and press it in with a marker or something

i think i will go with the shit in the shoe.

> Chopping up the bones without a saw
> trying to break bones with a hammer in the middle of the woods against a rock
This idea

Catfish him online and then break his heart
Also check em

piss in a pray bottle and sray it around his room.

pics or it didn't happen
OP deliver

>my nephew has been acting like a dick.
Must be a family thing.
Cool it and ignore him.

OP deliver

deliver don't be a bitch

i will do it, but it will be this saturday .
i'm going to use my cats shit to blame on the cat.
pics will be taken

do the loaded gun in mouth prank. cracks me up eveytime

Tonight or gtfo

Easy but fun prank! Go a day without wiping your ass before hanging with him. Rub your finger between your cheeks and grab a drink. Holding the cup of drink so your finger is up in the air ask him "does my drink smell funny to you" and let him smell the cup.

FOLLOW THE FUCKING RULES

Have you heard of an axe?

I really shouldnt be showing you this...

>no timestamp

>NO FUCKING TIMESTAMP

>No fucking timestamp
lol

Run up to him and spin kick him in the face

but does it show up on a reverse image search?

Yeah. because you're supposed to be showing yours. Reverse search exist, you dumb bimbo.

who the fuck cares she should follow the rules

haha good prank bro

check'em

Trips get

rollin

this is a roll thread now!
dubs get!

youre asking the wrong people for trolling advice. this place has become worse than reddit..

Elaborate on the dickyness.

r0ll

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op couldn't deliver real tits /thread

comes into my room when im not there and just moves shit around. he also broke my piano, broke down my door by throwing himself on it, shot my cat with a nerf gun, starts arguments in public making me seem like an asshole in public and he pantsed me on my birthday. shits been piling up and i cant do shit because my sister will get mad and either beat me up or kick me out becaause he never does anything wrong. and yes i can be a dick but it always is just sarcasm

STFU you know the rules
youtube.com/watch?v=U-wBo5_sV0I

user this has to be the best shit i've seen

>I really shouldn't be doing this

roooll

not how it works. She was asked if she was a girl, and she responded. If she was looking for attention then she would be required to post tits.

Dick him down.

newfag /reddit/er

if user finds out your a chick you must post tits.

FOLLOW THE FUCKING RULES

NEW FAG LURK MORE

How old is he?

>cant do shit either
you want to make this into a fun game. Play mind games. Start small, build your way up.
Moving his stuff is a good way to get back at his own medicine, but I suggest doing it in a way that will make him question himself rather than suspect you. Small things like turning his mouse upside down or writing a small text file going something like "I DONT KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. HELP. I NEED TO REMEMBER I NEED TO REMEMBER I NEED TO REMEMBER". Act absolutely oblivious to any questions about it he asks you, but don't act nice if you don't usually act nice. He might pick up on anything unusual.

>get back at him
>give him some of his own medicine
>get back at his own medicine
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY

Put a cow in his room. They can't go down stairs. It usually takes a crane to get them out.

how is user gonna get it up there smartass?

Fucking this. I had the biggest hard-on for one my aunts growing up. Then she had kids and got extremely cringey on social media. Killed any and all attraction I had towards them.

So, I’m hoping OP is a sexy aunt.

Otherwise, accuse him jackin off.
youtu.be/T64mNawSALE

Oh shut the fuck up.

NEWFAGS GET OFFENDED, LURK MORE

rape him

>not sniffing the boxers
What are you, gay?

You sound like the biggest newfag yourself.

What a throwback

lurk more /reddit/ fag quit using jewish trick to try and twist my words.

>also using normie memes

I love it when two newfags fight over who is newer. Just kiss already.

>lurk more /reddit/ fag quit using jewish trick to try and twist my words
>Jewish tricks
>twist your words
>yeahok.jpg

Go back to Sup Forums.

Hell I’d suck his dick, too bad I ain’t gay tho.