I bait Zidane

>I bait Zidane

shut up muslim

>irate zidane

now that the dust has settled, what the F*CK was his problem?!?

>I mate with Zidane

based materazzi

I ate zidane

>not i date zidane

Germans can't do anything right

you don't date your husband

>he doesnt take his wife on regular dates

enjoy when she cheats lad

THICC

they are german
they don't cheat
they don't date
they just have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating

it's a beautiful baby autobahn

>they just have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating
barely even that

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how the fuck did it take this long to come up with this thread and why didn't i think of it first

8/10 chuckle was had, amir.

le latin lover face

>German
>procreating

>Inda
lol

Kek. It's true. All the germans Ive met are like mentally autistic in a social manner.

tbeh this one dude I knew in college was a cool and lively character and told us that he was a German immigrant (Wasn't shocking as his voice was layered with a faint but detectable accent)

Of course as stereotype would have it, his whole family lives in Pennsylvania.

they play Industrial Worker Simulator together

YOUD NEVER HAD A SON THATD BATE A JOYCE DJA HEAR ME ZIDANE JUNKIE ZINEDINE ZIDANE YA JUNKIES JUNKIES BASTARD YA

>I BATE ZIDANE

YA HEAR ME

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>i hate zidane