ITT: We all live in a house together

ITT: We all live in a house together.

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i start stuffing handfulls of my shit down all the sink drains

if i catch you shitting with the door open one more time user, i'm gonna fuck you're tight boi pussi.

Whats this ectoplasm in the Jacuzzi

First ten minutes will be fine...then someone is setting the place on fire

May I see it?

WHO THE FUCK ATE MY HAM

I don’t know who you all are, stay out my room, my dog doesn’t like other people so don’t try to pet her

I'm going to pee in the back part of the toilet

Curfew is 11:30 pm. Any later and the dogs are out to freely attack

Where’s my jacket, you faggots?

There's only one REAL IMPORTANT QUESTION...where's the booze?

Who the fuck left their dishes in the sink again?

I'd yell out HANDS FREE FAPPING at the top of my fucking lungs, you cucks~

I'm going to Mcdonalds you guys want anything?

I lent the last of it to some homeless nigger for a handjob...Sorry mane.

Yeah a McDLT, a Shamrock Shake & a McRib please

Get me a #2 meal

alguien habla espanol?, me quiero fuck unas mujeres

Two junior chickens and a Mcdouble. Here's a ten dollar bill. Thanks bud

I can see the future with my glock,you are dead...

The uh, mujeres are downstairs, abuela.

why are all the towels sticky?

Guys, there's a kid floating in the pool

Yes, they are in the other side of the wall

i lock all exits and start screaming communism is the only answer

I'll take the body to my room for purely research purposes don't worry

Make sure you skim and bleach the pool as well, I don't want any pinkeye

Sticky? It should've dried out by now...

ALL OF YOU LAZY FUCKS TAKE A GODDAMN SHOWER HOLY SHIT

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I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

cant threaten me with a good time, faggot
i mean what are you fucking gay
haha kiss me if youre not gay, fag

>so don't try to pet her
can i fuck her

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Which one of you fuckers ordered the sex dolls? The delivery guy's at the door

learn to use a toilet or we kick you out
he does that is hopes someone rapes him
that's bull cum
then stop them and set them on fire
no
I made sandwiches with it, it was good ham
no we share everything including your dog so get used to it
stop it
tell the dogs to attack anyone who shits or pisses in anything other then the toilet
on the floor
no one wants to do dishes or put them in dishwasher
they know you have autism already so its fine
get me that big mac with bacon

I'd fuck the maid
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Anyone gonna eat the remaining pizza? Also I'm taking this bottle of booze with me.

what kind?

bull milk*

We either kill each other or we fuck each other. That's how it goes down.

NOT SO FAST!

Let's see here...The labels on the outside say that one's a loli and another is a big tiddie emo gf

20 nuggies. Spicy siracha.

pry it from my cold dead hands

yea take the box wine, no one wants it
yea the loli one is for this guy and the emo girl is for this guy ill call them

*locks door* this is one autistic fucking family.

I invite all of your parents over

Want a piece of pizza? Take half, but the booze is for me, I bought it last week and you cunts already drank most of the package.

i got security covered

don't act like youre not autistic too
oh fuck no you don't
ive always wanted to try one of these out, do you mind?

Holding a lighter

"Set the world on fire! All hell's breaking lose,hey,hey, haven't you read the news?''

Why the fuck is there a cat on the ceiling fan, again?

that's a stuffed cat don't worry

Can you guys stop cumming in my socks? Wtf is wrong with you lot?!

i make every thing play the Mario Brothers Movie 24/7

Okay... Why's there a stuffed cat now floating......
What the fuck?!

fuuuck

No one touch my shitbox in the garage or we all die

Thats it!

I challenge to an 80's knife fight like in that Michael's Jackson video!

Winner keeps the booze!

Hey can you guys watch this for one sec? I gotta go get some more tendies

MY EEEAAAARRRRSSSS

Three dubs in a row

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stuffed with my cock

Does anyone know where to download videos of girls pooping?

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE HERE

*starts showing your mom your porn*

Probably one of the least autistic tho *chains door down and checks locks a few more times then goes to jack off*
No using that shit on my locks

ill give 2 beers to whoever can give me the best bj

>I ordered forty thousand furry sex dolls
>they come back with one million crude bimbo knockoff sex dolls
>I yell BEGONE, THOT at the top of my lungs to scare the delivery guys into giving me the right kind of sex dolls next time

WHO THE FUCK CLOGGED THE TOILET

Fat fuck

Challenge Accepted

So that's why my computer is now burning along with 's shitbox

shit

You and I will fight with these broken bottles lying around!

Im pretty sure we dont have a single femanon living in this hellhole w/ us. Someone get their bitch

I'm skinny as shit no matter what I eat

UGH I'll get it

Someone broke my sex doll

Bring it on!

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But first we need some appropiate background music...

Why do you fags insist on using MY computer for your fetish sites, anyway?

I'll give you 6 beers if you bite off his dick

*drinks it*
because it costs 15k a month so we have to share and split rent
*lock both of you in room with this guy

I've had late stage Hepatitis C this whole time. You guys should get tested.

GUYS I FOUND IT

ill spike your weed bitch

I install little hospital room door windows in every door so no one ever gets enough privacy

But then everyone will complain about the blood stains...

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP MEEEEEE

Last night was fucking dope, boys

I jack off anyways

I'll spike your mom and give her my aids bitch

>looks around
>too many fucking people
>thinks of solution
>fires gun in the air
>shouts "THERE'S A WITCH AMONG US. LET US FIND AND BURN HER"

I'd suck a bullet out of the first gun I could find, day 1, fuck that shit.

Where’s all my cereal?! Who ate it?!

I'm here to save this party

Guys

I've been informed

There's a trap among us

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