Fond memories as a child thread?
>be me
>kid in elementary school
>school is out
>running home to play call of duty
>run around a corner and SLAM right into some broad's chest
>my head bounced right off those fat titties and i cracked my head on the sidewalk
>in hospital for two weeks
They were some good tits though.
Other urls found in this thread:
16personalities.com
youtube.com
16personalities.com
twitter.com
>be me
>mom makes pancakes
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Those were good pancakes.
>was ten year old fattie with no friends
>wrote a bomb ass narrative in class
>walked home from school to grandma's
>it was fall and the air was chilly and the leaves were red
>got home drew pictures
>played double dash by myself
>climbed in my bed to start over the next day
>be me
>be 12-13
>friend tells me to look up "naked women" on knew smart phone
>scared shitless
>does it anyway
>watches porn for what felt like 10 years
>doesnt know what masturbation is so just weirdly rubs cock
>feelsgood.jpg
>bust the fattest nut of my life to some ugly black chick
>beats my dick like it owes me money everyday for the rest of my life
Here have an internet hug bro
> have mostly shitty childhood
> One day we are actually gonna do something as a family
> Go to the beach
> Pack my togs and a few toy cars
> Jump in car and head off
> Beach is fricken awesome, have a good spot near the playground but also close to the water
> Meet another kid and we share toys for a while, he was a real bro
> Another kid tries to steal my Tonka truck, my new friend has my back when I retrieve it
> Mum comes over with an ice block and can of pepsi
> Start getting tired but it's all good, time to head home
> Wash the sand off and run back to the car
> Sit in back seat and fall asleep on ride home
> Nearly home I start waking up all refreshed
> mum doesn't want to cook, parents decide McDonald's is the go
> And not drive through, were going to eat in for a change
> This is classy shit
> Have a cheeseburger combo all to myself. Get some of mums leftover chips.
> I feel real sophisticated
> Dad's in a real good mood, he buys us desserts, I get a caramel sundae.
> Go home, shower, pjs on. Saturday night so allowed to stay up until 9.
> Fall asleep in front of the tv
> Kinda remember being carried into my room, not sure if I have that bit mixed up with a different night though
> Awesome day, made all the better because I didn't once get the shit kicked out of me
For me it was toasted cheese. Everytime. God tier food.
I feel you. sometimes I wonder/try to rationalize if the bad days making the good days so great made them worth it. Probably not healthy, but it makes me feel better.
>be 10
>Was at local annual rendezvous with parents, and big bro home from navy on leave
>also his birthday so we are going all out
>he got like 1k that my parents had saved up for him over the year
>he goes and fucks off while mom and dad take me around.
>meet up after a couple hours, he has a huge leather and fur frame backpack on his back
>turns out he had quite a bit of money saved up on his own too, so he was walking around with close to 4 grand
>had bought the pack for me and filled it with stuff, and had filled his truck with a full tent and a bunch of other stuff from a dude who had come for the last time
>he got me two hand-forged damascus knives, a damascus hatchet and clothing to match, spent close to 600 bucks on it all.
>the next year comes around, he is out of the military in May, we start preparing for the next one in June, doing odd jobs, i make a couple hundred, he locks down a solid two grand
>he purchases a spot for us, spend 4 days at the rendezvous watching shooting competitions, throwing competitions and loving the blacksmiths.
>times were good. did that for years
Our rendezvous stuff got caught in a fire when my dads workshop burned down, it was sourced out to a fucking rat chewing on cables. lost almost 10 years worth of memories. been 5 years since the last rendezvous. his kids and my wife have never been to one. I think this is the year to go though. I already have a line on new tent and clothes and a few grand saved back besides.
Yeah it's weird eh. I think kids are so resilient. Even the kid with the worst upbringing must still be able to get lost in play or a fantasy world. Probably to coping mechanism.
I had a fair few good memories. Try to focus on them instead of the unpleasantness.
>be about 10 or so
>wanted a Jurassic Park T-rex for a while, work my ass off doing chores, saving every cent
>the day finally comes, my mom takes me to the toy store
>I saved enough for it and even had some money to spare
>about to check out
>apparently, they were labeled wrong because I got charged about 25% of the price displayed on the shelf
>ended up buying two dinosaurs that day
I don't have pics of the other, but that T-Rex was totally worth it
Very true
I don't have any. I was sexually abused by my sister when i was 6-7, dad hit me many times and even to this day sends me text messages saying how bad of a son i am. Mom didnt care about me at all. I'm sorry, reading your stories makes me think about my own childhood and how jealous I am. Wish i had it like you
Is ur sister hot lol
I don't have just one specific good memory; there was quite a few great days of my childhood. When I was around nine years old, my oldest brother started using heroin so he stole all the games I had and there were always huge arguments at the house, sometimes physical violence and cops being called. So, to stay away from all that, I had a friend with a wealthy mom up the street and I spent the night at his house a lot of the time. We would usually have a big plan for the night, like going to see a movie, or going to the hockey game, or to a restaurant, or seeing the light show during Christmas time. Then after that happening, going back to his house and staying up all night playing PS2. Then, we'd wake up in the morning to Dunkin Donuts and chocolate milk. Those were very happy memories and I'm glad they gave me a better childhood. Though we grew up and didn't hang out anymore, so I'm depressed as fuck as a 23 year old today.
Dude I might have been in a playground with you. Would have definitely played with you/10.
I got hospitalised a couple times after falling down the stairs. Clumsy kid or so my dad had the nurses believe. Like I said to this user, I mostly focus on those few times when things went well.
>be me, 6yo
>get babysat by grandpa
>grandpa fucks my asshole
>fond memories
damm your sister's a cunt, fuck dude, now I feel bad, I guess all I can say is best of luck to you and hope your sister dies in a hole somewhere, alone and forgotten.
Did you cum
>smart phones were around when you were 12
underage b&
Nah
Thanks man, wouldve been fun lol
Its alright man, Im on good terms with her. Not really close but I do talk to her sometimes
I was 6 so no.
>in grade school
>Go home
>Neighbors come over
>Play Halo 2 all day
Man the early 2000's were great
Try cumming next time.
Hell yeah they were. I miss those days too, user
Thanks for the advice
Lol. You guys.
Have you shared this before with us? Did he go to jail or have I mixed you up with another user?
dude tell your dad to fuck off next time! u dont deserve that shit
I remember being around 7 or 8 years old
>Super poor mom, dad wasn’t in the picture, aunt and uncle took care of us
>lived in their garage and sleep on a mattress on the floor
>Get PlayStation 1 for Christmas
>Fuuuuuuck yes finally
>Play Spyro on the smallest tube tv in existence
>Not a care in the world
Fucking hell man, I imagine if there is a heaven then that’s what I’ll get to go back to. No memories of all this grown up bullshit. Just me and my ps1 in a shitty ass garage.
>be me, 6yo
>winter, snow everywhere
>my dad brings a sled and waits for me to be out of school
>drags me on the sled all the way home
>get home and mom makes me hot chocolate
>later go out with my dog to play in the snow with the other kids
Oh man..
Thanks man, appreciate it. Ive told him a couple times but he just continues with it. I'm just so depressed about everything thats happened that I dont know what to do anymore, im emotionless and have no real happiness in my life. I cant even cry because my dad made me think crying is really weak. That thought has stayed with me since then
lmao, makes me remember first ever vidya game I ever got, new super mario bros for wii which I also got for christmas. Would spend hours upon hours playing it, and in the 8th grade I had some of the best firends anyone could ever ask for, now im bouta go to college lonly af, having to deal with all this grown up bullshit. If I could give all my achievemnts in hs just to relive middle and elementary schools, me my wii and my friends, I would do it in a heartbeat. Fuck high school.
Dude. Have you done the mbti test? If not I want you to do it now. It will help you find your strengths. Then you can work on them. Will you do that for me user?
16personalities.com
Sure. I'll be right back
damn sorry bro. its ok to cry were all human
>be me
>work out a lot for 4.5 years
>feelsgood.jpg
>lifted a 20lb dumbbell 1800 times per arm so once every two seconds for an hr
>17k pushups with 45 lb in a month
>51k situps in a month
>curl 60lb dumbbells
>max machines in my highschool
>Obsessed with training
>gets god complex
>eventually gets traumatized
>no longer masculine
>went from a man to a boy
>starved myself
>forced to the mental institute
>guy keeps staring
>talks to himself about how he hears voices
>snoring from 3 other people in the same room
>cantsleep.jpg
>getting pissed
>gets out hospital
>life is fucked
>no financial future
>goes back half a year later
>leave feeling even more fucked up
>depressed
>fml
Lol man your just going to college? It gets a whole lot worse from here on out. Prepare to want to kill yourself in about 6 Years. The world drains you pretty good man. Maybe you’ll make it though, the only thing that keeps me going is my girlfriend. Everything else can go fuck itself.
>it gets worse from here
killme.jpg
> be 7
> Lying in bed nice and snug
> Real cold out
> Door is ajar
> It opens a little an hallway light in
> hear my doggo shuffling around the room
> Look down and see her smiling at me
> Tell her 'come on girl, climb up'
> She wags her tail and jumps up next to me
> I hold up the blankets and she burrows down
> Messed around trying to get comfy
> Finally settles herself next to my legs and starts cleaning herself
> Hear her really gnawing at her paws, I always thought that was cute and funny
> Fall asleep with my best friend by my side
Here are the results. It said i am an Adventurer, and the first one is "Mind"
Ive tried user. Believe me ive tried
>be 10 ish yrs old
>get PSP for bday so happy
>PSP can go on internet
>dont have internet
>walk around trying random wifi signals
>discover porn
>take screenshots
>go back home and manage to cum first time feels amazing yet scary
now im 22 and life is just shit. whered my frends go where did the joy go? at least i have some good memories i guess
Yep. Doesn't help that we have to take 51 units of general eds. Basically doubles a person's debt. That's retarded but oh well.
Basically to add to that, bachelors should only be 2 years long at the most.
>Look down and see her smiling at me
>the dog smiles
is this 16 personalities? so which one are you?
(i.e. infp, intp)
Jesus m8s is ther any good news, I mean I expected nothing more of the world but there has to be something at the end of the rainbow, whatever it may be.
ISFP-T. What does it mean?
That sounds really nice user. What kind of doggo?
Dogs smile. You see it in their eyes.
Not really.
Idk where you live but IF you live near a metropolis city such as Los Angeles, I would STRONGLY encourage you to get an associates in nursing.
Truly one of the best majors. BSN is hard af but the associates is more doable.. at least in the cc I know of. Damn do they make bank here. Also, what grade are you in?
>Flexible and charming artists, always ready to explore and experience something new.
Doesn't feel like me. But maybe I should just try and start over, maybe move to a different town/country. Thanks user for the help
Please don't laugh. She was a Chihuahua. She was freaking awesome.
RN degree is basically what I refer to.
>tfw you used to get home from school and check the mail if your new pcgamer came with demo discs, so you could eat junk food, drink soda and check out new games
>tfw you spent many late nights/early mornings as a teenager in chatrooms on dialup internet never feeling the same in reality with the sort of connection as you did in those chatrooms
The only good news is that you are now somewhat prepared for the shitstorm coming your way. A few of us anons have warned you so just try to make it better for yourself. So you don’t turn out like us. Get off this stupid site and don’t come back. Go make friends while you still can. I have none, they all left me.
I had a dog that tried to pucker the lips, but just looked like snarling.
All hospitals want you to have a BSN now. Basically a requirement to get hired in the field, it’s fucking bullshit.
There can be, but it really depends. The best scenario for a genuinely content life is to wind up doing something you love. Your career constitutes so much of your life, so it's important to make it something that fulfills you in some way.
As you might imagine, this is not easy. You have to know what you want. Positions might not be particularly available depending on the job. Sometimes you just have to hope that opportunities find you and that you have the wisdom to take advantage of the right ones.
Sometimes all that separates the happiest people and the most miserable people in the world is a bit of luck. Your best chances of getting opportunities to find a fulfilling career, or meet someone who can fulfill you as well, come from networking. Meeting and making friends with lots of people. That's how you get connections, people who can do you favors and connect you to other people.
Ever heard of the theory of six degrees of separation? The idea is that through all of the social connections people can have with one another, you're no more than six people away from any other person in the world. It holds pretty true except when it comes to very isolated communities (like a tribe in the middle of bumfuck nowhere).
Frankly, that's how most people who find lots of success in life do it. Lots of networking, and a fair bit of luck. A lot of them have some advantages, but often it's just the social skill of being able to meet and make friends with lots of people. Which means crippling social anxiety is essentially the #1 barrier to success.
And not just financial success. This isn't just for getting rich and famous. It's about finding all kinds of opportunities, from meeting people with interests you might not have thought of, people who can introduce you to new ideas and ways of looking at things. That alone is worth it, and can help enrich your life.
Senior. Told it was best year, actually worst fucking year. I was going to do physics, but I might switch into CS in college. Love that field more than physics nowadays
No problem, take your time in find out who you are, if you need to get away from your past to embrace a new future, then go for it.
Jesus fuck dude... thats the realest thing anyone has ever told me in a while. I should take your advice to heart, I know the only way to get out of his hole is to make friends, but I am socially retarded (exageration but i'm too intoverted for my own good)
Ya but ppl in metropolis cities have better luck with an associates than in other locations in the u.s.
I know I heard that somewhere. Maybe i can find it.
I would talk to a college counselor in your nearest CC to see if it's still possible to crash some college courses because college classes are easier to pass than ap tests. I would also jist brief them on your career goals.
Yes, the biggest problem I have is making riends, in the earlier days it was far easier to get connection because people knew me because of some stuff I had achieved. RN i am fucking no one, a dime a dozen and considering my past, I abhore it, Make me more depressed with each passing day. Do you have any tip to create this chain of contacts and gneral networking?
I'm the guy who suggested the test, just returned to this thread
Going from memory you're pretty introverted and spend a lot of time in analysis of things. You expect the best of people because that's how you operate, and can get really despondent when people don't match you ideals.
You are a really creative person, whether you've nurtured it or not. If you've never explored that side, you'll be surprised what you're capable of.
You really are a good well meaning decent person. People who get close to you really enjoy your company, they see you as fair and reasonable and that you 'get' them.
You can easily freak out over things, especially if there's stress in the air. Also if someone criticizes you, it can stay with you a long time.
Generally sex and relationships are important to your personality type. You SHOULD be open minded and a good time in bed. But that probably doesn't apply because of your childhood experiences. You can overcome that if you ever went down the counselling path.
Like I said I'm only going from memory, so might not all apply to you. I expect there'll be truth to it user
I bet she was a very good dog. I'm glad you got to spend time with her while you could. Cherish those memories and never forget them.
Ty mate. Yep, she was awesome.
Never explored a creative site no, probably should. I've had tons of friends, and they all seem to really trust me and open up to me. Ive never been one to talk about my problems to anyone face to face, sometimes i do over the internet just like right now, but i simply cant open up to anyone.
Side*
I don't really have any tips on how you can work through social anxiety, because you often have to be the one to approach strangers, say hi, and try to initiate some kind of relationship.
It's probably a lot easier to focus initially on people who you have some reason to talk to, like classmates.
You can also talk to teachers, if you're interested in a field that teacher is involved in then it's at least a reasonable opportunity to ask about people they might know in that field that you can talk to. It's awkward, but they'll probably understand that you're just being motivated and proactive and no teacher would have a problem with that (and if they do, fuck 'em).
But classmates are a better approach for actual friends since they're your peers. Makes sense to approach people who you think would relate to you in some way, but who are also probably more sociable than you, that way they're likely to have a larger circle of friends that you can then get closer to as well. Plus, sociable people will be less put off by a stranger suddenly engaging in conversation with them. Again, awkward, but fuck what other people think. Fake being extroverted until you make it, people can be dicks and you'll have to deal with some drama when you get to know a lot of people. You can't worry about what other people think too much.
smart phones were popularized in 2009
>and they all seem to really trust me and open up to me
Yeah I can see that. Getting that vibe of you already
this was supposed to be a feel good thread
Well, atleast theres something good. I enjoy making people laugh, Ive always been the classclown. It feels good when they open up to me, like I am something to someone. But at the same time I also feel like im being used. That theyre just getting stuff off of their chests and leaving me be until theyve been refilled.
>get apendecitis
>nearly die if I didn't get surgery in time
>had to stay in hospital for another week to drain fluids
>free drugs and people gave a shit about me.
Where have the years gone.
Spyro was a god tier PS1 game.
> hanging with my grandad, doing chores around the house
> Says he will pay me for my help
> See he's got a $20 in his wallet
> When it's all done he says I did a good job
> I unironically tell him that will be $20 please
> He looks at me like I'm a retard, almost appalled look on his face
> Hands over $2
> Oh well, I tried.
> Still $2 went a long way in 1994. Had a big junk food splurge
>be me
>be about 13 years old
>be Christmas time
>the siblings are all too old for Santa Claus, but we still do it
>come downstairs to see what's under the tree
>see the home computer sitting on a table next to the tree
>that's now where it belongs
>computer goes on computer desk upstairs
>PEEK and POKE
>there's a new hole in the back of computer
>RJ-11
>REEEEEEEE
1200 baud modem for the 286, bitches.
This is Sup Forums. Lots of depression here kek
Lots of nice feels itt