Where the Hell is the s/fur thread? I NEED MOAR FLOOFS!!

Where the Hell is the s/fur thread? I NEED MOAR FLOOFS!!

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fuck, the amount of want-to-cuddles just left the orbit.

Vixens are THE BEST!

in /trash/

we need our own board

ITT: We debate on which of these two videos is better:
youtube.com/watch?v=CpiKxLcS5Lk
youtube.com/watch?v=rRctiUI8pmE
They're exactly the same thing: An edit of a certain Japanese gay porno (the same scenes even) into the song "Brain Power"

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Gay Power captures the intro of Brain Power very well, but has a weak chorus.
Brain Power Unleashed has a bit of an odd intro (meaningless syllables, which is only meant to happen in the chorus), but it absolutely nails the chorus.

Since the song Brain Power is best known for its intense chorus, Brain Power Unleashed gets my vote.

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I wish she loved me back, that's all I want in life....

bisexual is better

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she wouldn't like a fag

Well technically that's all she likes.

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then keep it up.

I probably won't get anywhere. As girly as I am, she only likes real girls. I should have been born female like I had always wanted, maybe then I wouldn't have had such a miserable life.

so you are like a borderline gay? like, you want to be a woman but you do like women?
dat's some weird shit.

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What is that, a leg cock?

I know someone sort of like that, although they're more bi than lesbian.
Still wish I was a girl though.

I want the trannies to LEAVE

Ever heard of a lesbian trapped in a guy's body?

Hi Dash.

I'm just a weirdo I guess. I'm girly and kinda like girly guys, but for the most part I like women, particularly masculine women; I've always liked tomboys and dykes, and even FtM trans to some degree. But my favorite are big, stronk amazons, the taller the better, and thicc and voluptuous is nice too. I just like being the girly one in a relationship I guess, I'm tiny and submissive, so I like my women big and somewhat dominant. The girl I love isn't like that, but we have quite similar tastes, and her incredibly sweet and extremely intelligent personality are what attract me. But I know it's not meant to be.

Ah, that is the magical floating penis; common in furry art, and especially in Eastern style art otherwise known as "anime".

Me too, man. I've dreamed of being a lesbian for as long as I can remember. I hate this pathetic body of mine.

Heya, Fuzzy butt. How's it going?

sounds like the plot of a budget romantic comedy

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Good. I guess same as usual for you? It looks like it's attached to her thigh and she's banging herself with it.

Apples are pretty good

> As girly as I am, she only likes real girls
that must be very frustrating. however, is only a girl. bet you can find someone who loves you.

They're kind of sour.

What makes you think Sun's so smart? Do you know what she does for a living?

Cuz I've never heard her say very much around here.

How about blue vixens?

krystal is the best!

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You can say that again!

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>i'm completely ok with this

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Theres many kinds of apples

That's good to hear. I'm okay I guess. Sunshine said she recently started playing WoW which I used to be hugely addicted to back in the day, and she said she wouldn't mind playing with me some time. So I've been getting lost in fantasies about that, and thinking about picking it up again. I've been trying to play more games anyway just to keep me occupied, but they usually just bore the hell out of me. Maybe playing WoW again will change that, I don't know.

It's fucking agony, man, you have no idea. 3 years in love, and I can't do anything about it. And I'm way too introverted to talk to anyone, I have like 5 IRL friends whom I barely speak to or hang out with, and none of them are female which is depressing because I prefer the company of women being the pretty boy I am.

Well for one she said she was tested with an IQ of 139, and I believe it. It's the way she carries herself, her eloquence and vocabulary. She doesn't talk much, but it shows when she's talking about science or philosophy or something. Most notably was when she was arguing with Dani one Furiday a month or so ago. She was talking about ketones and the ketogenic process, and the way she debated about it and provided scientific articles and spoke so intelligently was just enamoring. Intelligence is very important and attractive to me, so I was just infatuated at that moment, and had to keep myself from saying "that is why I love you so much". She's something else, legitimately the smartest woman I've ever known.

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what a p p l e s are your favorite?

Have you considered transitioning?

You sure that IQ wasn't me? I've posted this here before.

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I feel like I should make an apple pie

> I have like 5 IRL friends whom I barely speak to or hang out with
do they play videogames? you can convince them to instal teamspeak or skype to speak time to time.
praise krystal!

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I'm literally in love with Krystal now.
youtube.com/watch?v=obNMITmndV0

I've thought about it, but I don't think I would ever do it. I probably wouldn't be happy because I wouldn't be a girl. It would be nice to have breasts to grope and milk, but I would just be another guy on hormones. No vagina, no XX chromosomes, and still not an inherently feminine body, and it doesn't help that I have a pretty deep voice. I have nice legs, hips, and a tiny waist, but my chest and shoulders are too big. Even being 5'2" and 104lbs I don't think I would be convincing. Then again most people think I'm a girl already, until I speak. But I digress. It's just not for me. I'm not a girl, and I never will be. It's extremely depressing, but I accept it.

Nah, it was Sunny. She said she was actually tested when she was younger.

Yeah, but I don't play anything. And I have their phone numbers anyway, so I don't really need it.

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I really like apples

>most people think I'm a girl already
Then wouldn't you be super convincing if you actually transitioned?
You wouldn't be "just another guy on hormones", most trannies would kill to be at such an advantage.

I've tested at one thirty-something when I was younger.

Wrong thread.

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More apples!

Fuck those apples are actually making me hungry

Die apples!

nice double dubs
is there anything you like to do? like sports or something?
sorry for the interruption but painting a dog like a cat doesn't make it a cat, i tink that's not the answer.

Guess you gonna have to visit the doctor office then...

Start your own thread, Satan.

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Yeah until I speak. I have a pretty deep baritone, almost bass voice, so that would not help at all. If I had a smaller chest and shoulders and higher pitch voice then I may have considered it, but there's no way I can pass with a voice like mine.

I've never taken a real IQ test, but I've taken about 8 different online ones. I don't think I ever scored below 135, usually around 140-145, sometimes as high as 160. But they're all bullshit anyway, and IQ doesn't mean anything. It's not like I use my intelligence for anything useful. I wanted to be a theoretical physicist, but that's just too much work for me, and I'm not good at math because I always hated it and my math teachers in school. So I'll probably settle for being a mechanic even though it's really below my intelligence level. Mechanics aren't known to be very smart, but hey, at least I'll be among the best should I really try.

Drugs. That's about it. I like fast cars and motorcycles, but only because I hope to die that way one day, so I don't even try to work towards it or get a life. I'm just going to kill myself one day anyway, either with heroin or driving like a lunatic since I don't want to live.

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Train your voice then.
I was strictly limited to bass singing once but now I can match the pitch of any female song.

I mean I could if I tried. I've sang a bit over the years and have a ridiculous vocal range, and can also match the pitch of female singers, but it doesn't matter. I'm not going to transition since I'll never be a real girl.

Fuck you I wanna show my appreciation for apples here

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Yeah, the online tests don't mean much. I can tell you physics uses a LOT of math. High school math is just the very basic stuff. I thought of being one too, but chose engineering because there's more jobs. You should look into becoming a mechanic, that would give you something interesting to do.

Best case, you'll enjoy the driving too much to kill yourself. You know, biking feels like you're going fast, and not that expensive.

you sound waaaaay more depressed than i thought. how do you think your parents will feel when they see his son has killed himself

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>I could look and sound like the person I want to be but I'd still have a penis so I'll just kill myself instead

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a p p l e

apples are overrated. do you have any other fruits?

Here's the guy who brings down the average IQ to 100.