God here.
>Should I get back to killing some of you so the rest of you believe I exist?
God here.
>Should I get back to killing some of you so the rest of you believe I exist?
yaah...what happened to that vengeful Old Testament God we feared and fell in love with?
This, very much. Jesus was a cool dude but he was too good for us, we need God's Wrath back
I just thought you guys would like it more If I only dabbled in the arts of life and life improvement. You know love only
ughh.
I have to go back to killing
the disrespect is too much for me to stomach.
go to sleep, dan
yes i would like to die by lightning plz
>see
no one respects me anymore
I'll try
but im handier with cancer
but not because you told me
Is your name Jehovah
>implying we'll believe you exist even if you do
It's Boxxy
The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Way to go, whoever the hell
TIL God hangs out in Sup Forums
I'm not that shocked, honestly.
ya I'll draw a fucking picture tomorrow
don't forget in the Latin Jehovah begins with an "I"
I turn my back on dreamland for a mere 100 years and hoards of women are forced to be men and vice versa now women want pussy and I have to accept gay rights and marriage
stfu ban artemis
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that...
you should try creating a rock so heavy you can't lift it.
can you do that?
it begins with a "yod"
Yes, please begin with me, lift me up 2000m in the sky and let me fall unto concrete.
If ou want to be seen as generous you could lift me up by 4000m.
I think it's "Amy" but I'm not sure
Everyone is basically related to me at that point
Please make it so the thing happens
Also give me free playstation plus
LOL God? There are lots of Gods in the loony bin where you belong too.
God is Dead- N
f u
That just means we have a limited understanding