Canada

What is the best country and why is it Canada?

Because ya'll are great at deluding yourselves into thinking you aren't other countries' fashion accessories.

most free nation on earth

>420 blaze it

t. alberto trudeausa

>why is it Canada?

Because you are sooooooo progressive.

>Kill yourselves

maybe you wouldnt be this salty if you had a hit man

>tfwamericanscantblazeit

It's still not even legal, is it?

Captain Canada let's falcon be the star in his own movie then gives him an unexpected raise

1/10 mate

(pic related)

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I wish I could say it was the best but with Trudeau throwing 4.2 billion out of the country it never will be.

>tfwamericanscantblazeit
I dont think you can either leaf

(You)

We have our own super soldier program you know.
The honeymoon for the Canada is over!

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why do my countrymen need to shitpost this much.

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Because they are jealous of Australia, the shitposting capital of the world.

Because no other leader has told it's populace to "flame on" for a month while another part of the country is literally on fire.

Please help.

what a waste of pancakes

Captain Fucking Leaf, with his famous saucer sled and superhuman apologies.

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>and why is it Canada?
Because you have much diversity.

A
BURNING
LEAF

Hey Canada tells us how you won the war of 1812 again.

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this triggers the burger

Oh he thinks he's England.

This country is shit OP you feminist Muslim fuck

>ENGLAND DID IT
>CANADA DIDN'T EXIST
>FORGET THAT QUEBEC HAS BEEN AROUND FOR 400 YEARS
>EVEN IF THE SOLDIERS BURNING THE WHITE HOUSE DOWN WERE BORN IN CANADA IT WAS STILL ENGLAND
>ENGLAAAAAAAAAND
Anglocucks in a nutshell.
I bet you sniff the Queen's queefs too.

Le weed man.

>most on-fire nation

ftfy

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>EVEN IF THE SOLDIERS BURNING THE WHITE HOUSE DOWN WERE BORN IN CANADA

The fact your believe that and have that pic saved is golden.

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Atleast the motherland has a real comic.

That guy's ridiculously OP. So OP he's been replaced by a Muslim woman.

Hey man i didn't start the thread. Just here to shitpost.

Gold.

Hi-ho Britain!

>Allah Ackbar

What about this guy?

Not as good as this guy.

You're fucking retarded leaf, we aren't the best anything.

A true hero.

Die.

one year, PM's busy elbowin bitches man, it takes time.

Delete this now canacuck

The best country is Texas

Expand on that

Doing heroine is legal though

Nope. He ate them after