>Be me, meth-addicted robot >been awake for 13 days, and filming for a youtube video >naked for some reason >face looks like it had been stung by a swarm of insects because of the "skin-dragons" >start trying to subtlety get away with hating women and talking trash about black people...
Everyone on /r9k/ told me to leave it up...
So, I've decided to leave the video up dispite the negitive feedback. I will leave my autism on YouTube dispute what my asshole brother says.
A new issue's have arrived, I have picked my face to the bone... My face is so damaged, I probably need to go to the hospital... Also, a space alien knocked on my door and asked me to smoke some of my meth with it. I told him to go away and stay the FUCK away from my house. Later that night, I saw the same space alien watching me smoke my meth through the window, it as though it was about to cry. I grabbed my baseball bat and walked outside to beat the shit out of the bastard but he was gone.
This isn't the first time this alien has asked me to smoke my meth with him, and he only comes around when I have crank. Fuck him!
UPDATE FROM LAST NIGHT: Yes, I have photographic evidence of a demon. The demon is incredibly hostile and last night It called me a faggot, and in turn, I called it a bitch... I am going to do battle with the entity TONIGHT... much more to come. I am on the hunt for a demon tonight.
Here is the video for anybody new to the story....
Robert Ortiz
Picture of the demon that called me a faggot.....
Gavin Wilson
Don't give Meth-pox a fancy name.
Brody Wood
What are you talking about dude...?
Connor Johnson
This shit again
Andrew Campbell
Here you go OP
Caleb Hill
What the actual fuck?
Dylan Collins
Yeah man, I couldn't believe it either... This shit is real, I believe meth opens up portals to other dimensions.
Cameron Morris
Do you have photos of the alien or the demon?
Anthony Smith
>the demon called me a faggot
It wasn’t wrong
Cooper Garcia
Well you're not wrong. All drugs have ties with the spiritual world. I have no idea why exactly, but everything, from that ayy to those skindragons, are in fact demons. Congrats OP, you now know firsthand the reality that God is real and so is the spiritual world. The scary part though is that you've been chosen by the Lord to see these things. I think it means you're destined for greatness tbh. Whether or not you're prepared for it is a different story but i guarantee you OP, stay in the love of the Lord and cling to the light and you will see the beautiful face of Jesus in the end
Angel Hughes
Yes man, I've already posted them..
I will keep this in mind, what can I do with this information?
Samuel Russell
The Lord's bidding. And his bidding is to smoke cock.
Jack Martinez
I have actually been possessed by the demon as well, I expelled the demon by taking this picture and forcing this demon to look at itself, It shrieked and left my body almost instantly.
Josiah Garcia
Wow dude, really?...
Gavin Jones
Dumbass.
Ayden Scott
Naw, man. I'm a 2nd user that came in and typed that.
This guy ain't me.
Sebastian Diaz
Dude, please don't make a joke out of this...
Hey man, I just ignored that post... Thank you again.
Blake Hill
Sup man, you planning on putting the pipe down anytime soon?
Adrian Allen
hey man i was at my friends this week and he showed me your videos out and i like em
William Williams
Nah, I'm trying to see how far this can go and how many hours I can stay awake.
John Miller
Fair enough, to what end though? Or do you just feel like pushing the envelope?
Jonathan James
I am pushing it, my dude, aliens are real and so are demons.
Dominic Hill
For starters, it's probably good that i tell you about your situation. That demon following you is a sad but serious sight. After Satan rebelled, the Lord banished him and his army from heaven, with some demons banished to the abyss due to their incredible strength and evil while most were left to wander the earth since they honestly were not given much authority in the first place. They're haunted by the loss of once knowing Jesus and long to forget their creator. This explains why sinful activity attracts them to us, and more specifically why he's attracted to you If you really want him to go away then you need to ask the Holy Spirit to dwell within you. Jesus promises us his spirit if we put our faith in him and that our bodies become his temple. Our God is a jealous one, he will never allow an unclean spirit to possess you.
I need to warn you though OP. This deal comes with a catch. You will never be haunted by demons any more after this (should you do it) but you will always be haunted by the holy spirit. It's a warning, but nothing to be cautious about, in the end he has good plans for you but say goodbye to ever being alone
Cooper Diaz
Just go to fucking bed before you wake up in a federal detention centre and find out you tried to kill the president well fucked out of your mind.
Alexander Cook
Dude, whats up with the freaking "followed by the holy spirit" thing?... I don't like the sound of that.
I love the Donald, I'd never do that shit.
Adam Baker
Thats the same image from yesterday you meth addled faggot
Asher Gonzalez
Ok then, you do understand the effects of sleep deprivation though yeah? Have you got a come down solution? Some sleeping pills or weed or something to take the edge off?
Aiden Lopez
No... It's not dude.
Isaiah Thomas
Have you ever tried staying up for 13 days on LSD?
Zachary Richardson
Lol I didn't like the sound of it at first either man. But it's true, the saying anyways: >it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God But it beats having cheap demons try to steal your meth, right?
Ethan Phillips
and on top of the whole federal detention centre comment, how the fuck do you afford so much meth AND manage to stay on a barely functional paranoid, hallucinating like fuck bender?
Bentley Wilson
Kek
Camden Reed
>d Kek, no way man... But I have done A LOT of LSD.
It was an aliens bro....
Because I'm not hallucinating dude, this shit is REAL. DON'tT you guys get it?
Jayden Phillips
>degeneracy Why hasn't the law dragged you out of your house like a dog and shot you?
Parker Clark
Man, fuck you...
Hunter Ramirez
Probably just got laid off and has been playing a lot of video games.
Julian Smith
This
Hudson Mitchell
>not believing what human and alien society thinks you deserve
Ryder Hall
no... but I'm not fucking blasted on meth...
James Hughes
also that didn't answer my question about the cost, like dude, how fucking much money have you spent on meth in the last 13 days?
Carter Morales
Here is a picture of me injecting dr pepper
Grayson Wilson
Ohhhhh babbbyyyyyy
Josiah Ramirez
I called the government about your alien encounter. They're sending the sheriff to "question you."
Eli Ramirez
I hope he kills me
Anthony Cruz
Which god?
Levi Martin
How much did you inject? Did you have chest pains?
Ryan Wilson
Do you think your brother will be that happy if you leave him?
Isaiah Martinez
We can only hope, friend.
David Sanders
How do you think he will feel living the last of his life feeling like he could have helped you?
Eli Peterson
Have you thought about crushing your head under an ATM to defy the aliens?
Hudson Evans
My brother always knew i was a lost cause, he is a normie
Luke Ross
Where are your parents?
Andrew Cook
And you're a squalid parasite burdening him. Kys
Jose Wilson
I never knew my father, and I havent spoken to my mother sense I was 17. I have lived my life couch surfing and with friends, I am constantly moving . True story.
Ryder Gomez
Jesus the Christ
Hunter Martinez
Have you seen this new way to smoke meth?
Lincoln Richardson
no explain
Thomas Walker
Time to kys. Your threads are garbage and you're a legitimate oxygen thief
Daniel Thomas
Sleep deprivation induced hallucinations (there's no alien, demon, or anything on or under your skin, dumbass) is only a few steps away from a psychotic breakdown and quite possibly permanent damage to cognitive and memory function. I normally would say something of value would be lost if you continue down this path, but knock yourself out.
Austin Walker
Ooh how unfortunate, I'm sure there are some things worth living for man, how about you head off to a hospital and sort yourself out. I wish I had a brother and if I had one up to your mischief, I would be calling the cops right now I think.
Thomas Rogers
give the guy a break, wait do i care... no no i don't, meth users are garbage anyway.
Leo Harris
sigh...
Caleb Hall
>find car in a closed space >place meth into tailpipe >seal tailpipe with rubber tubing or hose connecting tailpipe to inside of car >keep car sealed except for window allowing pipe to go through >turn on car >cooks the meth in tailpipe >boom! Meth hotbox with no pipe
Nathaniel Mitchell
hey this guys his shit, try this.
Michael Bailey
This again. Can you please just give yourself an overdose?
Chase Perry
Do you believe you are superior to woman or black people?
Juan Wilson
you are the lowest form of life imaginable. please an hero on cam so we can all cheer
Michael King
nah it was a joke
Eli Rodriguez
This
Levi Harris
>believing meth heads have a right to life
Jayden Rivera
OP Give me your PayPal, i am that alien, i just dont know where to get meth, if i hive you some money will you finally smoke with me?
David Hill
cold....
Landon Gonzalez
Dude- pay attention.
All of this is not real. There is no heaven god, demons or after life. You have 1 thing you know to be true; a brain, and a body to walk it around.
You fucking with it all, and soon it going to break. Your body is a car, and your driving into the ground without taking care of it. Your body is a 2007 model, that your crashing round, denting up, and running out of oil.
If you looked after yourself , you could get a few more decades. But your driving fast to the nothingness of death.
Matthew Williams
Don't believe this guy. It's just what the aliens want you to think. Doing more meth will increase your resistance
Brandon Hughes
This is true. Old folks are all crackheads- that’s how they got that far in life
OP please be okay. All that matters is that you get sober and clean yourself up. You're still young and have a real shot at life. Just get better. 18775866224 is the number for an addiction holine, you should call them and start on your journey to the rest of your life. No more demons, no more aliens. Get help and everything will get better for you.