So, if you had to kill someone how would you do it and get away with it...

So, if you had to kill someone how would you do it and get away with it? Assuming you only have access to the resources you do now, i.e. no specialist poisons or ridiculous hit men, because everyone says they could get away with it and I want to see how wrong you are

just call 47 ya dummy he hit man so he ok with

Try to drive them to Suicide. It's hard to nail somebody for murder if they didn't kill them themselves, however not unheard-of if they can prove intent. You're in more danger of going down for psychological abuse...

Beat them over the head with a large rock. Afterwards throw the rock in a lake.
The key is timing, because you want to be able to kill them fast enough and in a deserted enough area that soneone else won't hear. But you don't want it to be an area so deserted that only you and your victim's trace evidence is there.

211,000 murders remain unsolved in the US since 1980. Someone has to be getting away with murder somewhere.

Assuming you don't leave witnesses or evidence; I think all you have to do is kill random strangers and don't follow any patterns.

As soon as you start killing people you know you are as good as busted.

> get an icicle
> stalk victim
> find an isolated spot with no cameras
> make sure to leave my cell phone at home with location on
> wear wrong sized shoes and latex gloves
> stabby stabby
> get home
> burn everything in the woodstove
> go back to shit posting on Sup Forums

Drug overdose

Another idea is to re file the barrel of a pistol or other firearm, to fuck with their tracing program. Just make sure to re file the barrel each time, or if you know machining just make a replacement. if possible make your own bullets, use a revolver or a brass catcher to make sure you don't leave behind marked casings, and don't use the same firearm for every killing. it might be a good idea to only use designated firearms for killing, and others for practice.

Ghost gun or i forgot the proper name

Or you can just use a smooth bore shotgun and cast your own slugs. You'd have to constantly destroy the molds and have decoys that never match a projectile in case you get investigated.

You're better off with making a splatter gun.

Co2 tank and some nails

And lastly, the ol stabby stab stiletto. Make sure to wear cotton exterior clothing which can be burned, latex gloves, have an alibi etc.

Dumb question without specifying whether or not I know the person, what their daily routine is, etc.

Sure if you want to let the whole neighborhood know somebody just fired a shotgun, but for drivebys it would be fine

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I wouldn't because I'm not a murdere.

its more simple than that, just run a wire brush through your bore to throw off ballistics

Kill somebody however you want, no body no crime.
First dig a deep hole and put in and cut all major arteries, drain blood into hole and then fill in.
Cut body into smaller pieces, boil in large pots to remove bones from skin and muscle.
Place bones and teeth etc ito large plastic sheeting bag
Burn skin and muscles to untraceable charcoal
Smash bones to dust with sledgehammer and scatter into wind.

No body
No crime

Set fire to their house at night. Sneak up douse with fuel light and saunter off down the sidewalk. as long as no one is around you'll definitely get away with it. No witness no evidence no problem

if I did it, they would end up cut into small pieces and deposited in dumpsters all around the city, the pieces would be wrapped in trash bags or even inside bags filled with other trash like a kitchen garbage bag. I've been to landfills, they dont check that shit, they just dump it and go

Fingers? What about bones

Just shoot someone and take out the bullets and take with you. Burn their place down

In a public place, Cover current tattoos with makeup, draw on visible tattoos, wear contact lenses, mask and hat to cover hair, spray hair with colored spray, wrong size shoes, baggy clothes so they can't determine weight correctly, Basically just make them think youre someone else and you're home free just come up with a getaway plan also write some code to make my Facebook or something be actively positing things during this whole thing

I'm more into robing banks and getting away.

Okay go

Shotguns can also shoot sabots in varying calibers which given the right scenario could probably be confusing to investigators

I would drown them, turn 360 degrees and swim away.

ITT - people thinking CSI TV shows are real

Lots of people die every day. But even more people just disappear.

The most foolproof way to kill and get away with it is to kill someone w/out leaving many signs of struggle/violence and then make the body disappear.

Two important things:

1. You can't be close to the victim. Random murder is very difficult to solve b/c the majority of violence is committed by family/friends/significant others/colleagues, etc. If there's nothing connecting you to the victim, no one will think to question/investigate you. Just look at how long it takes to solve even sloppy/obvious serial killer cases - and how many of those are unsolved (or even unknown)

2. The victim has to be of medium/low means - it's going to be very difficult to make a celebrity/or local millionaire vanish without lots of attention. But a random poor person? Or even a minor criminal like a hooker or dealer? Lots of them vanish anyway - and no one will waste time to look.

A good one is to take them into your home and over the years suggest getting new medication and over the years they’ll be taking more and more, and some have adverse side affects like weight gain, shortness of breath, etc. Slowly their liver starts to scar and they begin to gain lots of weight, to the point the skeletal system is prone to sudden failure. You keep doing this and they become much weaker and more frail looking.

would buy a .338 Lapua chambered bolt action rifle. I would buy in a private purchase so that there is no record of me buying a rifle in the caliber that killed the person
I would put a threaded match barrel on it
I would put a supressor on it.
I would hand load my own ammo (more accurate), same deal, I would buy it cash then throw out ALL parts that have anything to do with loading .338 lapua.
I would practice my 600, 800 and 1000 yard shots. I am pretty good at out to 600 and could definitely get a center mass hit every time, but at 800 and 1000 I am not as reliably on paper, so I would need practice. I would do it at off peak hours at the range, and never tell anyone what caliber the rifle was, or lie if they ask. Its an outdoor range so the range staff wouldn't ask.I would follow the person for a couple weeks getting to know the places where they are consistently, and when they are there.

I would pick the one that I could be 1000 yards out from, 800 minium, but 1000 better because at 1000 yards, with a supressor, no one where the victim is will be able to hear the shot, so no one will know where it came from. I would never handle the rifle or any of the rounds with bare hands.
I would take the shot from an enclosed space, likely a vehicle, out a small port, washington sniper style. Better idea would be out a SLIGHTLY opened window, as a port can be found later, which would be evidence.
Take the shot laying on a blanket and tape off everything in front of the barrel to catch any powder residue, then burn those items as soon as I got to safety.
When I got home I would disassemble the rifle, destroy all parts that could be destroyed, I would drill the barrel to remove the rifling pattern then sink it in the ocean a couple hundred yards out, at a beach where people don't swim. Again, never touching it with bare hands. I would make sure it was YEARS since I ever had any kind of conflict with the person, and preferably close to them having conflict with someone else

But I haven't thought about it or anything.

That isn't why I have been shooting the 600, 800 and 1000 yard lanes at my local range or anything.

Lol

Love it :)

How much is that in meters

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>So, if you had to kill someone how would you do it and get away with it?

nice try, FBI.
btw don't forget that goyim are self-destroying (oy vey!, we don't need to waste resources)

>1. You can't be close to the victim. Random murder is very difficult to solve b/c the majority of violence is committed by family/friends/significant others/colleagues, etc. If there's nothing connecting you to the victim, no one will think to question/investigate you. Just look at how long it takes to solve even sloppy/obvious serial killer cases - and how many of those are unsolved (or even unknown)


Yup, and if its not random and its someone you want dead. If you ever do it, I would wait ~10 years of no contact whatsoever with the person. No cop is going to look back to conflict someone had 10 years ago and if you leave no evidence and are far enough away and no one hears the shot.... Well its gonna be REALLY hard to even have you as a suspect, let alone have enough evidence to make an arrest and near impossible to conflict.

If you put 2 nails in the right soon in the spinal cord you will cripple them forever

914 meters.

Its a LONG shot, but easily doable with a .338 lapua, with plenty of power to do its job when it reaches the target. Its a fairly standard sniper round, and not uncommon enough to easily trace any kind of sale.

i would become a feminist transgender, walk up to the person i wanted to kill. shout RAPEEE then stab them no more than 15 times. No liberal court in the land is sending that shit to jail

That's far holy shit

If you are trans, the left will campaign SUPER hard for you to not go to jail, obviously you did nothing wrong because trans people cannot be held responsible for anything, because patriarchy or something.

Yeah its pretty long but with a VERY good scope, rifle, hand loaded ammo and bipod its not that hard. I can hit a torso sized target at 1000 yards, not consistently though, and this is a one time shot deal so you have to make it count. And I have done it with off the shelf .308 ammo with a somewhat cheapish (well, $500) scope and factory barrel.

Can you hit it moving? Also wana take me for a ride?

This is what public television does to people..

kill myself over trash compactor.

no one will ever know -£-

how do you put a suppressor on it ?

wouldnt it effect the shot a 1000 yards ? your not bringing that to a range

It depends on who the target is. There's a difference between killing a street bum and killing, say, a cop.

You guys are all stupid as fuck nigga if you want em dead break into a morgue and burn the fucker

I'd throw a hammer across the room at their head.

Then I'd look around and be like, "Hey, who threw that hammer?"

You can use a revolver filled with shot shell to kill them and then run away.

No need to worry about ballistic evidence then.

If all I have to do is kill literally anyone and get away with it then it's fairly easy.

Just drive to a random city, wait until the bars close, and find a random homeless person and strangle them to death in their sleep.

There's going to be very little interest in solving the crime in the first place since it's a homeless person. And they'll have very few clues to go off of since it's a completely random killing.

As long as they have fire alarms in their house they probably aren't going to die. And there's always the chance you'll get caught on someone's security camera.

If it's someone you have a conflict with or there is some sort of love triangle forget it, homicide detectives deal with these situations all day every day... they know all the tricks, there's cameras everywhere, financial and internet history. Next thing you know there's cctv video of you on the 6 o'clock news trying to identify you.

Almost every has allergies

Youre going to get caught, and/or fail at killing them, for several reasons. Especialy if they recover the bullet. .338 is not a caliber everyone owns. A lot of peiple wont even make a private sell to a total stranger without getting a drivers license number, and dispite that they will be able to provide a discription of you and your vehicle. When knowlagable gun people find out a .338 was used, it will be the talk of the range. The time it is going to take you to learn how to make that shot at a public range, people will know you, and they will know you use a .338. As soon as the FBI or whoevrr shows up to the local range askig a who owns a .338... you know the rest. Also 1,000 yard shots arent like the movies and that one shot one kill is often a load of crap. Even experts have to calculate and sometimes walk their shots in. Finally supressors dont work like the movies either. It's still going to be quite loud, whatever bulding you are in better be empty. At that distance people will hear the sonic crack as you're walking your shots in, and to them it may even be louder than the gunshot its self

Sucking all of the sperm out of a cool guy can be very very lethal. :)

have you ever held a fucking icicle you imbecile?

I can volunteer.

Very available.

Killing is the easy part. Getting rid of the body is the harder part. But a little planning goes a long way.

Being where I am in Jersey, I could eating go the pig farm route. Or there are marshes in the Netherlands a body would very be found. But I prefer a burn to get rid of any of my DNA on them (stay hairs, etc).

At this point, if done up close, you can never leave the body, even if you leave no DNA. Some cities have drone surveillance that records EVERYTHING from the sky in a 30 mile radius.

Fucking autocorrect + broken screen makes me sound retarded

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Don't be daft.

There are a lot of poisonous substances that are not traceable in an autopsy. Also you should generally select victims that are not connected to you in any way.

Raise money for donations to a cause.
Steal money and exchange for gold, run to Philippines.
Son takes over and exchanges gold for cash.
Opens bank in NYC and claim bankruptcy.
Richer

Sucking his dick will kill him.

Nice

Fkn this ftw

Not going to spoonfeed you with that, do your research, but don't do it in an traceable way. Also if you know them, swat them (from a burner obviously) and before the police arrives call him an tell him there are weired guys trying to break into his home, he should get ready to defend his life. The police will do the dirty work for you. Only works in America,where everyone has a fucking gun anyways

The judge and other clone 410 shot pistols are rifled. Plus it's a 410 so you better be close and aim correctly, otherwise it'll maim them.

Wait 3 or 4 years since you’ve known somebody who really fucked your shit up and park your car a mile from where they live at 2 in the morning on a work night.
Just walk by in dark clothes wth a covered up face and light their house on fire and keep walking.
Get in your car and drive away

He could use subsonic ammo to avoid the bang of breaking he sound barrier

Sub ammo drops like a rock making the previously mentioned calculations way more difficult.

I would stalk the victim for several weeks. Learning their habits. Durning this time I would prepare the grave sight. On the night of the murder I will choose a location where the victim is the most vurnable and least expect. Coming from behind, I will stick a knife in each lung and finish them with a final blow to the back of the neck. I will procede to roll the body up in whatever is convenient.(carpet, rug, plastic, shower curtain, etc.) Load the victim into the transportation under the cover of darkness. Drive to the gravesite while making sure I'm not being followed. Bury the body with a combination of large rocks and dirt. Torch the transportation and clothing. Leave in secondary vehicle that is hidden some distance away.