Hey Sup Forums, I'm going out for a few minutes. Can you watch this glass of milk for me?

Hey Sup Forums, I'm going out for a few minutes. Can you watch this glass of milk for me?

Sure thing, pal!

Thanks. Won't be gone more than 5. I knew I could count on you.

fuck

GOD DAMMIT WHAT DID YOU DO?

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Hey user! I'm back. Some geezer was holding up the line with his spare change and I took longer than I thought.

Thanks for watching my milk! I can't wait to take a sip.

...hey, why is my milk on the table? I asked you to do one simple thing. Now you're gonna join your uncle in the basement, user.

Sorry OP no more milk for you

So Op is dead, we have to prepare, cops will be here soon, but first, let's enjoy a glass of TRUE milk

I'll join you user

Do you have a weapon? I don't want to get fucked by cops

fuck your milk

Go get more milk bastard, or i kill our last loli

no weapons here, but I have a rocket ship

you wouldn't fucking dare

do it, save our souls from degenerancy!

Give me more milk or i do it bastards, a life without milk is pointless

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don't do anything rash user, here try thi

milk machine broke

sorry user but this thread used up all the milk you'll just have to kill the loli and save 4channers across the globe from their degenerancy

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE ANONS

see all the normies doing this 10 year old meme on social media

the ghost of 4chinz comes to haunt you

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just think about it user...earth is the only planet that has milk in the entire universe...and now its all gone.

you know what must be done.

FUCK I'M READY TO DO THAT

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CYA NIGGERS

it is done.

Dubs confirms the kill

What have you done user?

Loli's are dangerous in some countries, don't want anybody to get in trouble

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and thank moot for /mlp/ amirite?

Not really.
I prefer my small colorful mares from popular TV shows to be about 20% lewder.

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Hello, my name is officer britcuck. We have reports of spilled milk in this thread and i would like to ask if it is ok to investigate.

why did Steven Puetzer feel it necessary to watermark his gay ass name on that image.

Don't worry, I have some bottles laying around.

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Okay hand over your fucking glass of milk or someone is getting shot

go ahead I have a thermal camera if you need one

No need for camera we have found the wankers and are securing the area

Backup has arrived

Corrupt cops! Seize this man! Guilty!

Fuk da police.

You're under arrest! Stop resisting! I SAID STOP RESISTING!

Your inferior milks are no match against my superior milk.

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Fool! Your chocolate milk is no match against my superior milk. Fight me u lil bitch.

MODS

MODS
MODS
MODS

FIGHT ME FAGGOTS!

Show me a strawberry cow and we'll talk.

Chocolate milk?

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Fuck you and your gay ass fuckin milk

A living strawberry cow, dumbass.

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>gay ass fuckin milk
So does the milk only fuck gay asses, or is the milk itself gay and fucks asses?

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Australian detected.

I dunno. That one is a swirl at best.

Borrow mine.

How does your thermal camera measure air flow?

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