Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet muslim guy on tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>having casual date in mcdonalds
>i notice he ordered a 1/4 pounder with bacon
>"it's a good thing you eat pork, because there's some other not-very-halal things i hope eat too ;)"
>"excuse me?"
>"let's just say i'm halal in the streets but haram in the sheets"
>"wtf are you talking about? do you think i'm muslim because i have dark skin and my name is zayn? i'm an atheist, i was in born in bradford"
>"oh.. i'm sorry"
>the rest of the date goes fine and we head back to mine for a quickie
>while he's getting dressed, i ask if he wants to meet again
>"no, user. you are a racist"
>mfw

Tits or gtfo

>"no, user. you are a racist"

He wasn't wrong though.

Tits or GTFO racist bitch

Those were good lines femanon, he doesn't deserve you.

But also you're a guy LARPing as a girl on Sup Forums, so 5/10 I guess?

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Good.

He was an over-easily offended cunt, probably a humorless muslim apologist too.

hahahahazhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

you racist he said

hahahahhahhahahaha

>>meet muslim guy
found the problem
> on tinder
found another problem, even worse

>and we head back to mine for a quickie
slutty whore 100% confirmed

>tldr:
you go sluttywhoring around and then you 'mfw' because men treated you just like a slutty whore

So bascially you're a stupid fucking whore that looks for a quick fuck and guy didn't provide because you were "racist" kek

i'[m not a slutty whore

i only had sex with him because he was bf material

Ok, calm down. Let's try not to go full autist on obvious bait threads, eh?

guy is even more racist than us, but is not willing to date a slutty whore who goes sluttywhoring on tinder searching for a betaprovider and allowing usage of her holes to everyone swiping her

My bf of over a year just dumped me because I didn't wanna fuck a nigger in front of him. He called me a racist and a sexist but how can I be racist or sexist when I'm a chick? Fuck 3 ways, every time a bf asks for one it's the end of the realtionship.

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Show your pic cunt or gtfo

>how can I be racist or sexist if I'm a chick

Don't have a pen or paper

>femanon

>i only had sex with him because he was bf material

kek.

either you're the usual LARPing EDGY FAGgot, or you actually fell for the meme that men fall in love only if their penises get wet.

>tldr: 'Muricans

Show calendar on a phone then, jesus, my benis demands verification of authenticity

Yo, You gotta do the sex because you want the sex.
All them other thing be fake.

Whatchu be sayings is you wanna have a relationship. THem be two different thangs amiright.

Because he was bf material...
You be running while you can't even crawl. Even sensei would smack you in the head.

Now chill, get yourself some ricesoup or something and have a think.
Cuz you be all fucked up.
All them peoples want things fast. Right now, gotta have my shit right now.
A house a husband and some kids to match the fence and the dog and the furniture, yeezzy yeez.
Enjoy yourself ain't gonna never find you a busband like that

Then post a pic in the same position with an apple or any fruit or you are 100% male

Phone is camera so idk what to do, I have a cock so I'm not really a girl but I present as one irl and no one thinks otherwise. Wish it wasn't so hard getting a new bf to please, I just wanna be his lil cocksleve

Can confirm, I'm male & have bigger tits than OP

>femanon
fuck you man

> "i have a cock"

ABANDON THREAD

Sounds like you didn't yet understand that a man falling for you *before* having sex with you, it's the only possible man who *actually* fell for you.

if not, he's just a -possibly elaborate- pumper'n'dumper.

Hello there

Not op, my bf was white but wanted me to cuck him so he dumped me

WAIT YOU A GUY TOTALLY DIFFERENT STAWRY.
SENSEI GOTTA SMACK YOU TWICE NAW.

Hell you made it diffcult for yourself now waddafuk.

Hahaha thats rough but whatever youre probably better off

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If you are OP we need any conformation.
Have you got your panties near you? Make a pic with them in your mouth if you don't have a pen.
Well if anyone I knew what want that anyhow I would no longer be friends with that person.

*would
fuck my keyboard and brain

She...wait..he, oh fuck it, it's not OP

Can the real OP please stand up... & provide tits

Transphobe, also I'm not op dumb fuck

You women created this entire identity politics culture and I’m glad itMs finally come full circle and started to fuck your shit up
Congradulations, you played yourself

and a new round of newfags learn why you get tits+pussy and timestamp up front or gtfo

hopefully other newfags might learn from these newfags mistakes

This is bait.

Well I missread ^^
Why am I transphobe when I hate cuckholding? And I thought you meant the person we reacted to was not Op so get down.

Where you from rapedoll

Cali, really wanting a new bf bad, if anything for a sloppy rebound

> on the importance of tits & gtfo

why do these dipshits think they're women? they will never be female

You’re in luck because I’m in Cali also. You got kik?

>>"no, user. you are a racist"
I guess he's right. Bud god there's so much wrong with this don't know where to start. First of all who the fuck goes to McD on a Date? Thats awefull, if you don't have money for a real meal don't reproduce please. Also you still let him fuck you after all that. This is either very bad bait or you have basically no respect for yourself girl.

stfu fagot

the only faggot here is op and his mental disillusions.

Can we focus on the important things first, OP needs to provide tits

He dumped you because you have a dick and he has a guilt trip for fucking a dude.
This time OP really is a faggot.

missed these threads
nice larp today user

>girl

I would like you to look at what "came" after. I bet he/she can't reproduce with a guy if the pictures are true.
Tl;dr don't go on a date to McD because it's a trap literally

Agreed

*boy

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Important obviously

It's probably OP samefagging, I am not really sure what he has to gain from it

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I’m argon_40

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