Post your toys, these are my animal twat fleshlights

post your toys, these are my animal twat fleshlights

Never seen that one before.
I think I'll stick with real animals.

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>both holes
That's interesting, never seen it either. How does it feel?

thought from the thumbnails they were all different, but they're not. Why so many of the same thing OP?

do you put your dick in the butt while your boyfriend puts his dick in the pussy?

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so he can pretend that every pony in mlp is his girlfriend

Greetings Mer Dash.

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Howdy, Gerald. How's it going?

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Average so far. Hopefully stays that way as the entire last week has sucked.

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Where did you get those?

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I hear that. I hope everything gets better for you.

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Someone made bread.
It's marked now.

OC

Nice, thanks.

anyone else own one of these? i've had mine for years.

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Okay, now that gave me a good laugh.

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Toy #1

I love the flexible yet firm shaft. It's a good size that I have to put in slowly every time, and it hurts a little if I push it all the way in balls deep. But it feels great even if I don't pull it in and out. Sometimes I just put it in and do an otherwise normal fap.

Yes, this clearly makes me a colossal faggot. I came to terms with this years ago and now I fap to 2D traps and femboys as well as 3D lesbians and DPs. Incase, Ulrik Badass and Joel Jurion made me 2D gay.

I’m not quite sure what I’m looking at

Sauce PLS, I need one.

Like salty bags of warm coins.

Toy #2

It's like a Fleshlight for the informed gentleman. Cheaper, longer-lasting, infinitely easier to clean and dry, more sensation change options.

I don't use it as much since it's harder for me to sustain a hard enough erection to insert it since I started taking a new medication (it's an okay trade off: I can still orgasm even though I can't achieve full erection).

This toy is amazing and I recommend it highly. More highly than the big red translucent dildo (rhich I nickned Red Alert). It's not for everyone, but the Tenga Flip is for anyone with a cock who wants to try something exotic. Don't waste your money on cheap-ass onaholes: Spend a little more and get this.

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Wow, an original AyO. that's pretty sweet.

I just got one of the new Strausmans. I know, I know, electric plastic fingerbox, can't compare with the original craftsmanship and all that. But I've been pretty pleased with it so far.

And I forgot the pic...

Bought the Legends replica a few years ago. It's a really cool piece I keep in my living room (not my photo).

Makes me autistic as fuck. Don't care. My wife thinks my "clarinet sword" is cool looking too.

wtf i had this!!!

Memes aside, what is that thing?

Got the common cold one

i actually own one best 150 bucks ive ever spent

Pencil sharpener

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Man, this takes me back. I remember my grandfather actually hand made one of these from a black walnut burl. It was a thing of beauty. He used to make pen barrels and letter openers out of burls mostly. He made the finger box for a friend of his from church. I always wanted o, but I never felt close enough to him to ask for one, and by the time I was old enough to be okay to ask, he had passed away.

Anyway, sorry for the feels.

Why... do you have so many? One should be enough for anyone...

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It looks like you have a bunch of different colors of the same toy. Why, tho? Do they have different textures inside or something?

>animal that
Great name for a band!

god. damn. I want to watch her take each one in sequence

i legit remember this shit, i just trew mine away 2 days ago

God damn it, auto-correct! I said
>Animal TWAT

yep, just stack them up on the living room floor like it was cool.

Nice blog posts.

got a pornhub channel.

pornhub.com/users/transendended