Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous? Post stories

Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous? Post stories.

>implying Sup Forums ever fucked anyone

That's not Omega at all lel

I've fucked myself many times.
And I am a legend in my own mind.

Hi, Dan.

I fucked Meg Turney.

>it was November, 2012
>Northern Dakota, Germany
>looked in the mirror and saw Selena Gomez
>trying to suck me
>helping her do that, she sucked me and I looked her in the eyes
>went to work and left her there

kevin spacey. i dont want to talk about it

Slept with an A class fitness model before her jaw restructuring surgery. Shit was cash, and believe it or not she could flat suck a dick. Painful as the braces were.

Was she any good?

I actually fucked emma stone and emma watson at the same time at a Bob Evans in denver. Watson was tighter but her oussy smelled like an armpit. That was right after I won the big game in front of my three 10/10 girlfriends (two of which were my teachers) and got carried around town by adoring fans. I beat the shit out of Floyd Mayweather in the oarking lot over a parking spot and thats when i noticed the emmas getting a booth. Being a supreme gentleman i just sat down at another table and they immediately came over and asked to fuck. Whew, junior high was the best.

name?

Yep. She's a screamer, and let me cum on her face. She refused to do anal though. Fucked her cowgirl and doggy.

Kek

>let me cum on her face
That's hot.

Jennifer Nicole Lee

>Meet tinder girl
>rub her tits when we're a her place
>god fucking damn her tits are amazing
>be her feet/pussy licking bitch
Haven't fucked someone famous, but I love having sex with her and nothing else matters

Damn. Did she destroyed you?

Semi-famous I suppose.
> 2010, Vancouver
> meet girl at country bar
> her hockey team is no longer competing
> have a few drinks and dance
> end up getting sucked off in the cab on the way to the Olympic village
> cab stops.. She says by, no guests allowed
> allofmywut.jpg
> I thought I was going to bang an Olympian
Never got her details either.. Fuck.

I was drunk at a party and I regret it immensely

My God is her body ever a dumpster fire.