ITT: say something nice about women

ITT: say something nice about women

I like how women are usually clean

Tits

Sometimes they shut up

Ass

That’s a pretty stake

They gag

pussies are snug.

If they aren't cooking, cleaning, or fucking every second of their waking hour then they're useless slabs of meat. prove me wrong.

sometimes they make a really good steak

something nice about women

Good card players!

If they'd smarten the fuck up, life would be so much better for everyone. Women can improve the world by growing up and acting like adults instead of children.

women are just as capable and in some cases more capable than men

saves me being a fag

Anything I can do, they can do BETTER!

they are very nice, when they are after my noney

lol

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sarah huckabee sanders could match wits with any man and win and physically kick all your asses

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they bring me tendies.

Christ, arcanine is leaking

Of what? Complicating things, taking advantage, destroying lives?

i like how they feel inside :)

>I like how I imagine they feel inside.

ftfy, fgt

They don't have to make pathetic threads on Sup Forums asking anons to say nice things about men.

Sometimes they stop caring about you and stop calling for a few weeks.

That part is heaven

They can cook decently and are most of the time welcome to cook for you.

They don't spam 'Pics you shouldn't share', 'WWYD?', 'On/off', and various other revenge porn threads.

they let you appreciate your past life as a single person.

Not always. My first wife would have starved if not for take out

Some women can cook

ass, tits, legs, lips
don't give a shit about their personality, rights and other bullshit

about 65-70 years ago, some of them were alright.

When you post about them you get dubs

Butthole is tighter than pussy, so there is literally no reason to be straight

I like when they make me dinner clean my dishes, suck my cock and then go somewhere else and shit the fuck up
Thats always nice :)

Fag please. It's not about tightness you know, I can't even imagine how I fuck a dude.

tihs

Women don't have to turn into fags so they can finally get laid.

This.

exactly no reason to fuck women

buthole is also CLEANER because women shove anything up their cunt

This is unrelated to the thread fuck off

yeah, and women are fat too so its gay to fuck a woman

suck your nan

you're soooo true

also women like gay people so why fuck them? just go gay

you're really really wise

women sometimes don't wear make up. men don't wear make up. so no make up and tight hole or loose hole and no make up? i'll go tight

So you talk to yourself about this stuff irl too?

What was her name, how long did you have a crush on her, and what was your reaction when she said she wasn't interested in your repeated advances?

I don't bother with women because they have loose holes and shove anything in them. I'm not gay, of course I wouldn't go near them!

I once had a gf that was a great person. Very controlled, rational, great friend and companion, no stupid shit. In 4 years we hardly ever fought about anything and generally had a great time together.
Also hardly would get her period due to the type of pill she was taking.

Sadly it didn't work out. Now I'm back at wading through emotional, hormone controlled whores that would never be able to survive on their own.

> tl;dr there are a few individual women that deserve respect

I think user meant building credit card debt

It's not gay if the penis is feminine! I swear!

Fucking right on!

>> tl;dr there are a few individual women that deserve respect
NO. There isn't. This whore cheated on you and you're trying to respect her STILL. Man up, nancy.

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Pussy Galore! Pussy Galore! Pussy Galore!

Marie Curie more or less discovered radioactivity by playing with pieces of pitchblende. She died of cancer in the process but I'd argue that that qualifies her as a useful slab of meat, at the very least.

They bare your children, too bad they cant raise them.

They're not so black and white as guys. They still front but they don't posture and talk shit to try and impress you. World would be boring with just dudes.

they smell good

they have tits

They have a pussy.

We got a winner here folks. She may have died doing what she loved, but all of humanity benefited from this. somehow.

except when they have a feminine penis

Agreed, most women if not all are just filthy fucking parasites. I see no point in relationships when I'm going to have to cook, clean and take care of myself while at the same time hemorrhaging money keeping a glorified fleshlight.

Also I crunched some numbers, at minimum you would be spending 10 grand annually on a gf. At bare minimum

Broiled tastes fucking amazing