OFFICIAL METS VS DBACKS GAMETHREAD

wheels coming off edition

Lineups:

>mest

1. Michael Conforto (L) LF
2. T.J. Rivera (R) 3B
3. Jay Bruce (L) RF
4. Neil Walker (S) 2B
5. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
6. Jose Reyes (S) SS
7. Curtis Granderson (L) CF
8. Rene Rivera (R) C
9. Zack Wheeler (L) P

>dbags
1. Reymond Fuentes (L) CF
2. Chris Owings (R) RF
3. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B
4. Jake Lamb (L) 3B
5. Yasmany Tomas (R) LF
6. Brandon Drury (R) 2B
7. Nick Ahmed (R) SS
8. Jeff Mathis (R) C
9. Zack Godley (R) P

Other urls found in this thread:

mlb.com/news/article/198720622/seth-lugo-sets-statcast-curveball-spin-record/
nytimes.com/1996/11/08/business/liquor-industry-ends-its-ad-ban-in-broadcasting.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

sup. late games are the worst. its gonna fuck up my alcoholic schedule. but, lets go.

FUCK YOU D'BAGS YOU'RE GONNA GET LOVED TENDERLY.

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

gotta stop swinging at shit pitches. this dude throws like 2 strikes an at bat

>mets are W16/L20 .444 7.5 GB but still #2 in NL east

kek

I'm still here

do dback fans exist? entire back of the field has empty seats.

jesus fucking christ i'm so tired of 20 pitch innings

no kidding. i don't expect immaculate innings from anyone but this shit is ridiculous.

that actually sounded like the GoT music tbqh

It will never end

>tfw off-day

Meh, guess I'll watch Wheelsman vs Godman

...

FREE HIM

>LGM chants
now that's just sad, arizona

the tradition of overweight hispanic catchers continues

whao hey i was out of the room what happen!

ah shit.

It never stops, even in enemy territory.

the beat the streak guy's streak is over

what the fuck SNY

tomas was someone the mets apparently had interest in when he defected, too. basically the cuban justin turner

Why are commercials playing what is this nonsense

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
THERE WERE COMMERCIALS ON DURING THAT ENTIRE AT-BAT

someone spilled their beer on the computer

somebody say spin rate?

hahhah 3498 rpm? what the fuck that can't be right.

mlb.com/news/article/198720622/seth-lugo-sets-statcast-curveball-spin-record/

it's a record in the statcast era

holy shit that's crazy. i was just watching a video where people put ultra cold air into a ping pong ball and left via a single hole, it went up to something like 2200 rpm. how the hell is he spinning a baseball 7 times faster than a CD spins, that's crazy.

he's the chapman of spin rate. only richards and a couple other guys even crack the top 20 for last year

>jay bruce looking like absolute garbage at the plate
reds fans warned me this would happen. and jesus christ we bailed this dude out so hard by swinging at shit that inning.

BABA BOOEY

>BABA BOOEY!

BABA BOOEY

howard stern fans in the seats i guess. also my trip broke again, had to reset it.

i can't even tell you how sick i am of zack wheeler refusing to throw strikes half the time. you've given up two hits and you have 60 pitches through the 3rd. like what the fuck man

If Granderson retires now, he can be ready in time to start his new career as a hitting instructor with one of the short season teams in June.

granderson ruining yet another inning. even reyes has his shit together now

you now, you're right. i haven't been doing any >reyes posts in awhile. whats fucked up is grandy isn't even that old. he looks like he's 50 and on dialysis.

muh heart

booth is on point tonight. also i thought that was out of here, whew

reyes just needs to be SS. that's always been his position, look at that fucking play.

>fake game show music
Just buy the damn rights to the real thing, lousy SNY cheapskates.

GOATforto can't stop getting on base

can't catch a break

i was reading something about no mets starter has pitched 20 completed innings yet cause everyone goes out in the 5th. ain't that some shit. wheels look like they're about to come off for wheeler.

COME ON MVP

aside from the pitch count nonsense, wheeler has been our best pitcher lately. shame the bullpen is going to pitch the rest of this game

Thank you based Wheeler

time to get beers. watch my chocolate milk while i'm gone, brb.

Makes me wonder whats going to happen during the dog days of summer?!

well assuming matz and lugo still exist, they should be healthy then. degrom will settle down, but sandy NEEDS to bolster the bullpen somehow.

Do you have a pot of gold sitting in your home?

Hi, I'm Keith Hernandez.

WHY DOES THE BALL CARRY SO MUCH
FUCK MANFRED STOP RIGGING THE BALLS

Welp. Time to shut it down for the night.

go sneks!

based lamb!

Yeeeeh booiii *hissss*

Are you

frustrated?

this is such a infuriating game. mets have stranded like 7 batters and now they're tied despite the best starter performance since wheeler last went.

also jesus christ how fairweather can you get? pathetic.

holy shit nobody spilled my milk. you guys are the best. time to get shitfaced wasted! wait 1-1 now? fuck.

Q U A L I T Y
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we're still going to lose, but at least our starter didn't totally bomb

Sorry theres not usually dbacks threads, just got here a few minutes ago. We've got a good one now tho eh?

hey wait a minute i thought they weren't allowed to have hard liquor ads or, couldn't make hard liquor commercials unless reasons? did they change this law? what's up with the JD ad.

your starter has a great curveball. surprised the offense hasn't done more tho, i always view the dbacks as a power team

God Grandy can't even hit his weight.

Wright is close to being waved off as soon as his sixty get expired.

Reyes is dead weight.

But this team could compete if the moves are made, Sandy.

Thanks man. And Wheeler has been pretty locked in, although I'll admit that there have been several mislocated pitches that shoulda been sent yard.

Gonna be a battle of the bullpens soon we'll see what happens

Wheeler is ace buntman.

Amed Rosario 1-2 with a SB tonight so far

>that play
if you've got any sort of competent bullpen you should win that matchup. who is your closer nowadays anyway?

that strip is perfect for bunts, shit.

Looked it up, it hasn't been a rule since 1996
nytimes.com/1996/11/08/business/liquor-industry-ends-its-ad-ban-in-broadcasting.html

They've been a bit gun-shy since then though.

Fernando Rodney and our management has more faith in him than we have any realistic right to

hahaha jesus. well these next couple innings should be a wild ride, anyway

Man we got a break on that one knee high

wow that's interesting. i don't watch regular tv so it's strange to see hard booze ads at all, even as stadium spam. i know billboards and print ads were always ok, but i remember straight up commercials were a no no.

i think i'd rather have blevins out there. wheeler's done good tonight but 1-1. i dunno.

lol fuck this shit

ha i called that. wait, does that mean i'm as shit of a manager as terry for wanting to do exactly what he just did?

really activates the almonds.

the retarded part was only leaving him in for one batter. now blevins has to pitch with a runner on a base, instead of starting fresh. either let zack try and get an out, or don't leave him in at all.

grandy still rocks the OF.

>grandy threw someone out
wow

ya, we're on the same page. ah fuck i see robles warming up, you know how much i hate that fucker.

oh nice out!

>robles

plz no. DONT FUCK UP TONIGHT ROBLES YOU SACK OF SHIT.

robles throwin 99.. interesting. hes usually 85-92mph range, no?

No, hes 95-97

>99
wew

based colon getting gud so we can trade for him

ha they just said it. hardest he's thrown this year. i've never seen him pitch this hard. i knew i wasn't crazy.

>i actually am crazy

pls score mets, it's already so late here

wow robles didn't fuck up.

THATS WHAT YOU"RE SUPPOSED TO DO ROBLES YOU FUCK. NOW KEEP DOING THAT.

last digit is how many hits we end up with

>SNY production quality

kek sloppy typists, wow that's funny shit. i thought this kinda crap was pre-done or whatever.

DUDA TIME

>that security guard

get fired son

cheeky ball boy

CMON DUDA SMASH. I WANNA SEE A HR IN THE POOL.

>security guard interference

god the mets are a garbage offense without cabrera and cespedes

I'm getting nervous
it's time to feed the d some runs

i'm really sick of these 2 outs and then a hit situations. all we need is 5 outs per inning and then we'd be fine.

game over. i am so fucking sick of the mets

>robles

YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU ALMOST MADE ME TRUST YOU.