You're a burglar but instead of stealing, you try to mildly inconvenience people. What is your crime?

You're a burglar but instead of stealing, you try to mildly inconvenience people. What is your crime?

fill tub with water. add all the toilet paper.

Shift everything but the TV over to the left 1 inch.

I squeeze the toothpast on the middle of the tube.

>break in
>open my coolerbox filled with frozen turds
>unscrew A/C vent
>throw turd as far in as I can
>screw vent back up

I move all their furnitue 2 inches to the left. I replace all the food in their cupboard with the food in their fridge and vice versa. I turn on all the lights and water sources then leave.

Unscrew the salt shaker, but leave the lid on

I unplug all their electronics in the room so they have to plug them all back in at a later time. Mwhaha.

i'd say that more than a mild inconvenience but good one

The East German secret Police, and the Russians would do things like this. Break into suspects house and fuck with all their stuff to slowly drive them insane. Sometimes it was move furniture around constantly, othertimes they'd leave brochures for stuff, with things like male enhancement drugs circled.

Replace all their blood with the wrong type of blood

Wipe my ass with their toilet paper but leave it on the roll.

Put traffic cones out to block one lane of a high traffic two-lane street downtown.

Switch the way the refrigerator door opens if single door model.

>put can of Pam in oven. owner is in for a surprise next time they preheat!

>put crayons in dryer. clothes will have new colors and waxy coating

>change language on cable box interface to spanish

>set hot water heater to a maximum temperature of 95 F.

Cut an inch off their dog every day till they notice

Using the photocopier and not re-filling with paper when it has run out.

take all the batteries from everything in the house

change the locks

Hide their toilet seats in their closets.

I'd turn off their fridge

open their toothpaste and squeeze it a little

Leave subliminal messages around their house so they fall in love with me

I change their WiFi password.

Shit in the bathroom and not flush

gold

paint the outside of all their windows black

Fine gravel in all the window tracts, or put little nicks in the wheels so they're really fucked up trying to slide them.

replace the contents of their fridge with nothing but vegan foods

Steal the tide pods. Can't do laundry or eat.

Slightly unscrew all the light bulbs so they don't go on.

switch salt + sugar into their opposing containers

I steal one sock per pair from their laundry

Sign them out of Netflix, mark new shows on their DVR as watched, unscrew light bulbs slightly but leave them in

laminate everything

If they have a cloth couch, randomly place small bars of metal (large enough to be really uncomfortable, not small enough to poke through skin) in all the cusions.

leave all doors and windows open, take one object, preferably of little value

sit and ponder the mental anguish they must be experiencing

Sounds like a complete waste of manpower.

replace family photos with child porn

Steal all of the toilet paper.

Switch some of the letter keys on their keyboard around.

remove all door handles from the home

empty their beverages to the point where there is too much to throw away but too little for one cup

what else is there to do for fun in russia

plant c4 in the toilet bowl, with trigger mechanism under the seat

sadistic bastard

Throw a mattress in their pool

good one... make it really subtle too like switch i and o, maybe m and n

Remove all labels from food. Can roulette

Remove every single light bulb that can be reached, including the ones from the oven, refrigerator, etc. I've actually done this. I'm so edgy.

Hang all the Pictures Up Side down.

you should watch the movie "Following"

tangle every wire up in to 1 big ball in the middle of the living room

Did victim die ?

Put extras of every kind of cereal they have but pour out all their milk.

Smear my fingers all over their TV's/computer monitors

shit in the fridge

>remove enough of the magnet bits out of the fridge door that it won't always stay closed

Remember to countersink the screw heads afterwards so it is a nightmare to undo.

replace all furniture with far nicer more expensive furniture, but replace all electronics with 90's models. everything down to calculators, phones, computers, watches

Turn all the interior doorknobs backwards, remove labels from aluminum cans and shuffle them, dial up the toaster to maximum toast, hide all remote controls, release mating pair of crickets

haha you have to break in, find out what cereal they have, go to the store and come back... genius

Sneak into the homes of blind people and rearrange their furniture.

Replace all light bulbs in the house with ones of the next higher wattage. Break in a month later and do it again.

They'll wonder why their eyes hurt all the time.

>go into bathroom
>turn on shower
>wait for mirror(s) to fog up
>draw a penis
>turn off shower so mirrors un-fog

>force router to use wireless 'b' only

Don't do that man, takes a crane to get it out.

You fucking savage mongrel degenerate. Die in a fire.

choose one member of the family and randomly black out their face on every single family photograph for no reason

Break in when owners are not at home .Take a saw to the feet of every table, lowering each table and desk by 2 inches. Repeat one month later.

Reset their universal remotes to factory settings and take all the original remotes with me.

Break into houses and ask people the meaning of life, and the nature of reality

take a shit in their living room

Hide every remote I can find

lmfao

Make a smoothie, leave their blender unwashed in the sink.

Introduce fleas into their home
And bed bugs into their bed

I DRILL A HOLE IN THE BATH PLUG. FUCK YOU.

Leave a note saying that I stole something valuable and I'm sorry.

Didn't actually steal anything.

If their bed is made, mess it up.

Otherwise, super glue common place items to whatever it's attached to. Ie, glue ketchup in fridge, keys to key hanger, coffee mug to table, books to bookcase, chair to floor, light switches in their current position, all sorts of fun you can have.

Hack into their router and setup a redirect rule for google.com to go to hampsterdance

set up halloween decorations and a pinata full of dog turds

Nah, leave a note saying that you *didn't* steal anything. And then move around lots of stuff, but don't steal anything.

Sabotage their Keurig so it doesn't punch a hole in the bottom of the Kcup.

Put a few small pieces of gravel in foot end of their sheets in their bed.

Port storm their home router.

:(

make fake fbi call from their phone.

i'd bring a homeless guy with me and leave him there. also i'd probably shave their pet and glue the fur/hair to their TV

l0l

Turn every religious symbol upside down. Red food dye in every toilet. Using a soapy finger, paint (an invisible until the shower comes on) pentagram on the bathroom mirrors. And leave a Ouija board in the middle of one of the kids' bedroom, with the pointer at "NO".

find all chargers and cut cords. and loosen all the caps to the salad dressing salt pepper and condiments but just enough that they look like they are still on but will fly off when they shake them.

stick suction cup dildo to their shower wall. either way, it'll mess with someone.

I would take shits in hard-to-find places

set house on fiers

tighten the fuck out of all the lids on the jars

Leave pictures i found on b from females

Replace every painting and family photo with Danny DeVito.

drill holes in all the spoons

thats just mean man just mean