W/ Westworld Thread General

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can't we just post in until we fill that one up?

does anyone else think the show blew of all its philopshical and mystery shit in the first episode, after that it's become pretty mediocre and the story is being padded. Creators are just gonna wait until the finale regal some big shock twist or have a cliffhanger. It has pretty lazy writing so far

>muh robot
>muh consciousness

Literally baby's first scifi and scientifically impossible. There have been so many previous movies about this subject and become less creative as it goes. This show did absolutely nothing to add on top of it, which results in a boring pile of shit. You could put everything plot related material into a 10 mins short video, yet this shit spams into 10 eps and more than 12 hrs of steaming horse feces. Pretentiously vague dialogue provides nothing to the no-brainer plot but just adding runtime, and most of the acting or cgi scenes looks fake and amateur. Even the nude shootings are unsatisfied and unfappable. Bravo, HBO.

Also, lets see those fucking retarded casts:
>female robot protagonist is a flat chest flat ass manface whose most curved part of her body is her giant fucking jaw
>male lead is a pedo looking hobo c-listed nobody who couldn't even be cast in a homemade porno
>black dressing edgylord acting edgy just to grab those 15 yrs old audiences
>evil head of plot is renown oscar winner who does nothing but acting like a parkinson patient and saying shit to advance the plot
>two hookers one ugly gorilla in her 50s and the other horseface arab who makes Huma Abedin like a 10/10
>technology negro who wears glasses but never use those fucking lens to look at people or stuffs and just to make show look diverse
>potty mouth womanlet lesbo with bedroom eyes who adds nothing to plot but just there to swear and grab those dyke and faggot audiences
>mid-aged soccer mom who can't hide 57 wrinkles on her face with those heavy makeup and couldn't stop putting cylinder shaped object into her mouth
>the rest of cast are interchangeable and irrelevant to the plot anyway

This is a shitty show, and anyone who likes or even enjoys it doesn't has an aesthetic standard of a normal human being. Even a pleb fresh outta reddit, just like 85% of this board, should feel their low intelligence has been seriously insulted after watching 5 min of this shit

I think RELENTLESS Sizemore is back next week lads.

any r34 on snek fdom
pls

Okay. Thank you for your admission of bad taste.

'no'

damn those are some shitty ass paintovers

who the fuck is kadac

what a hack

only 2 episodes in, gonna watch ep 3 in a few minutes

good show so far

pic unrelated

there are now at least five WW threads and 3 generals, fucks sake

Bait.

pic more related than you think :^)

just watched episode 3 what the fuck happened with dollaris. I think I'm buying into the alt timeline meme now

So here are some theories im hopeful for 1.william is MIB, 2. Bernard is a host 3. Dolores has arnolds mind uploaded inside her. 4. The company wants to use the hosts for military operations .5 Ford wants to find arnold source code so he can do what Arnold did.Two timelines is practically confirmed when logan says to william the owner's suicide was 4-5 years ago.

nice I miss him

Why do people think Bernard is a host? Or is it just a meme?

Well he is ford's 2nd lead and judging by ford's office he likes being the puppet master, almost scary that he described arnold as only spending time with hosts while he himself does the same. Bernard might not be i think he is.

Also, when Abernathy goes all Shakespeare-Biblical on the punishment awaiting Ford, he cranes his neck to look at Bernard and said "both of you" before literally baring his teeth

Show is bad now. Cool premise but now it's just dead and boring. R.I.P

"adverb, adjective, adverb adverb adjective..."

I don't know man, I liked the black woman's nude scene in episode 2

Tell me something 2-timelinefags. Is the MiB's story line happens before Will's story line or MiB's story line happen after Will's story line?

>In this place it feels like such a shame

>Though it all looks different now, but no it's still the same

>Everywhere I look, you're all I see

>Just the fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

>5 Ford wants to find arnold source code so he can do what Arnold did.Two timelines is practically confirmed when logan says to william the owner's suicide was 4-5 years ago.

Except MiB confirmed he killed Arnold in the last ep (hence his special status), so how can William simultaneously be a newcomer and this be 4-5 years after that event?

Why is it that the actress is less attractive than the character she's playing?

"Doesn't look like anything to me"

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you got me
i was gunna take a closer look at the picture they found
+1 upvote

what is a snekko?

>more Maeve episodes

>doesn't like Maeve
kill yourself

>practically confirmed
isn't another way to say
>pulled out of my ass

>liking that ugly negress

Kill yourself.

dem tiddies tho
Hopkins has bigger tits than Dolores and Clem combined

Just a reminder that the photograph Abernathy found on his farm which fucked him up and infected Delores, is a pic of William’s fiancee that he dropped in a past visit to Westworld.

why couldn't they find someone like christina hendricks or kat dennings for this show? Do they just hate money? Imagine them naked on a table every episode

>source:
>shit that sounds kinda cool

would have to be perky but busty at the same time for it to be believable.

Further more, that the Man in Black is William in the present day, years after his first visit to Westworld and after he took over Logan’s family medical company and made bazillions of dollars saving untold numbers of people with cutting edge medical technology but unfortunately, he couldn’t save his wife.

>perky
we ain't that particular

That poor doggo is really ill and probably died soon after that.

I hate that pic. I miss my dog.

The fact he spends as much time as possible returning to WW suggests Logan's horrid sister is still very much alive

why would they make defective hosts with breasts hanging to their knees?

Shrink Ray Explanation updated, now that we know espionage and comsats are involved, we can assume that the beam likely comes from a satellite itself.

Fuck off dual timelinefags.

How the fuck does William go from pussy whipped for Dolores to hitting/raping/scalping her?

> William engaged to Logan's sister
> Logan has black hair
> chick in photo has black hair
> chick in photo is in a modern city
> photo clearly plays some part in the story

Ergo, it's a pic of Williams fiancee.

Gonna laugh like hell when it turns out to just be a rdm photo dropped by a guest or a park worker.

because some of us were bottle fed

30 years is a long time.

probably got bored and decided to go full into his MiB persona.

>2 people have dark hair
>never mind that relatives don't always have the same hair color
>never mind that dark hair is the most common in the world with literally 90+% of humans having it
>must be related

> what is Creative Writing 101

Yeah, I'm sure the photo means nothing...

You know it could just as easily signify that the tight controls of the park are starting to break down, right?

granted Dolores is cutest, is Clementine the cutest whore ever or what?

This is why I don't give one lick about the "my robot is a real boy!", the maze, what Ford or MiB are after... The show's main potential is what you can do with robots in that kind of universe. So you have these infinitely repairable bots and all of the means to do anything you wanted to or with them. Why the fuck cares about their consciousness, you get to live out fantasies in meatspace.

If I wanted discourse on robot sentience and blurring the line of humanity, I could watch: Ex Machina, Armitage III, Ghost in the Shell 1995, Ghost in the Shell Innocence, Ghost in the Shell SAC, Second GIG, Blade Runner, Pinocchio, Chappie, Short Circuit, A.I., and tons of others.

>Clementine the cutest whore
this sounds like a Christmas song

you'd be right if they weren't conscious, but do you know what arnie has gone and done?
yes, he's fucked it up, hasn't he?

the only problem is they're not really fantasies if they're robots. What's the point in seducing a hot chick, or outwitting a criminal, or raping and torturing a kid if in the end they're all just robots that didn't actually feel anything. You might as well do it in a video game, the challenge is the same, it's just that the output is slightly more realistic.

What I think would be a clever twist would be that the people running Westworld basically know that the robots are sentient, and that the people visiting basically know it too, which is why they get such enjoyment and such a rush from living out their fantasies there. It's not a simulation of rape and murder, it's real rape and murder, just legal and with the victims and witnesses conveniently having their knowledge of it wiped.

Well, what's the point of having a vacation in the old west and pretending you're a cowboy? The thing is that this is meatspace interaction, all physical. I guess we've also had dozens of works about VR being inseparable and basically no different to the real world for as far as your brain can tell, but wouldn't it not still be great to run around all do all this stuff?

I guess if you wanted pure fantasy fulfillment, VR would let you become a futanari succubus or something.

This.

Pseudo-intellectual bag of cliches for the plebian masses.

It was better in the first few episodes. Now it's a soap opera.

> WHY ISN'T THIS SHOW LIKE 24, NOW THAT'S QUALITY TELEVISION

>implying Huma isn't a qt

>they're not really fantasies if they're robots
People have married hug pillows.

The term is, memorize this, "willing suspension of disbelief" not "suspension of disbelief."

Why didn't the hosts notice that the piano was playing by itself? Are they purposefully programmed to overlook technology from the future?

Try to remember this while your mom brushes your teeth for you

>player piano
>technology from the future
>being this 12

are you 8?

It's certainly isn't technology from the fucking wild west you dumb cunt

except it literally is.
mate just go play with your legos or something until your mum tucks you in.

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first two episodes were very very promising. but yeah its gone downhill.

[citation needed]

It just keeps making more questions as it goes by.

look it up, i'm not gonna do your homework.

Will polished it for her

You're the one who needs to supply proofs for your claim

That technology wasn't available back then

more like BBC Cuckworld

Is Dolores going to be decommissioned?

There was only one scene of BBC.

are you seriously this fucking retarded? here that guy even posted it before I did.
now stop arguing and go to bed, you've got school tomorrow.

Or maybe it's a glimpse we'll see of them putting her together for the first time.

Hopefully

Useless Mary-Sue cunt

This makes more sense, because they don't take the host in cold storage apart.

What does the simulate robot poop taste like?

She's very Gaga-esque.

...

More like Sid-esque

what is the giant metal looking thing to the left of the screens behind her???
SHRINKRAY CONFIRMED

I'd definitely let Clem lick my butthole.

Then again, I have an idea that since whores are so easily procured, maybe they won't do any of the raunchy stuff and you're require to woo and seduce to unlock more fetishes. The hookers probably stick to vanilla. That would add at least a small challenge to the sex hunt.

Not *Italian* enough.

she looks shitty in low light but qt outdoors

did you miss the orgy or the multiple times theyre told they will do whatever it takes to please them?
"no thanks, id rather earn a ladys affection"

>Wow i'd love to get this robot nigger dick in me right now

>Haha that nerd deserved to blackmailed with wanting to have sex with a robot!

I'd like to think this is intentional to show she's a neutral character, but normies won't notice the hypocrisy

Comfiest host?

is there a backstory to gaga's tits?

quite the opposite actually

He's too good for Ford even if he only knows 8 sentences.

yeah but 2bh only because he's an orange in cold storage, no shit around to fuck with his chillness

I would be very comfy inside talulahbot

The orgy is in Pariah. You've already gotta be somewhat tough or paying out the ass to be there. Also, that orgy was incredibly boring. Lethargic gold statues just lying around like they're on dope. I doubt the hookers in Sweetwater will drink your piss like it's sweet water.