Tell corny jokes now.
A termite walked into a bar and said "Is the bar tender here?"
Tell corny jokes now.
A termite walked into a bar and said "Is the bar tender here?"
How are toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise alike?
They circle Uranus and remove Klingons.
Aaaaaaaaa
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
Mr. Bigger's baby is a little Bigger.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
U can't tuna fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish
Rekt
Get out
What kind of cheese isn't yours?
What did the elephant say to the naked guy?
nacho cheese
It's cute, but I bet you can't pick up a peanut with it.
Lost
very scientific!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
a cow with 2 legs?
a deer with no eyes?
a man with no arms or legs lying in a pile of leaves?
What do you call a camel with no humps?
[spoiler]Humphrey[/spoiler]
nice
a man with no arms or legs lying in front of a door?
a man with no arms or legs who wants to play baseball?
ground beef
lean beef
No eye deer (No Idear)
Russel
2 guys walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks.
Matt
home base
What did one snowman say to the other?
Hey, do you smell carrots?
I hate that there are all of these fucking porn ads on Sup Forums now
What do vampires take when they're sick?
jajaja
>not using uBlock
Coffin Drops
hmm, ublock. Thank you.
No problem
Roses are red and
Violets are blue. I like
To rhyme my haiku
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snowballs
jeżyk wlazł na kamień i zdechł xd
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
JezuzizinQuranNoPorkBecuzJews
Beer nuts are $2.50
Deer nuts are under a buck
that's not funny, that's real ! but wait, no one would give a fuck if it was explained and written in proper sentence format
I had a splinter in my hand once, but it obviously got out of hand.
DID YOU JUST SAY YOU HAD A SPLINTER IN YOUR LEG ?
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quater pounder with cheese.
love that!!!
a classic
ugggg the wrong kind of cheezy
stop this
JUST LOST IT
Why did the golfer bring extra pants?
y
Because she got a hole in one!
lmao stfu just stfu, I don't care anymore.
A vampire walks into a bar and asks for a cup of hot water.
The barman says "I thought you fuckers only drank blood?"
The vampire says "I have a used tampon, I'm going to make a cup of tea."
Bazinga.
Oh my god it took me so long to get this
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>a man with no arms or legs lying in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
>a deer with no eyes?
No idea?
Whats black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra
A man, no ars no legs, stuck under a car?
ars = arms...
A man, no arms, no legs, nailed to a wall?
Holy fucking shit a little bit further down in the results and I find this
I started hyperventilating
A man, no arms, no legs, in a hot tub?
...
Bob?
A woman, sitting in a catapult?
> (You)
>Bob?
Stu.
Is this L O S S
Jack?
A guy, sitting in the bottom of a hole?
> (You)
>Jack?
Damn you're good.
okay a couple more posts, and off this shit for like ten years
Thanks
>off this shit for like ten years
Coward. Confront your fears. Release your inner child.
> (You)
>Bob?
That's a no arms no legs in a lifejacket.
A guy that fell into a vat of paint?
here's my email: corny fucker is a vegetable at home with no excuses, since you know it, email it
whats brown and sticky?
A stick
What's the difference between a cornflake and a snowflake?
I had to look it up.
I can kinda work out the joke
What happened to the sunburnt banana?
He started to peel
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>I had to look it up.
It should have been written "Is the bartender here?". Makes it more confusing, and it sounds like you'd ask it.
well now you know
Corns are like niggers. They be yellow.
Horse saunters into a bar.
Bartender looks up and says "Hay, why the long face?".
I am 100 percent done with new jokes.
I know you know, but get to know me more, and stop playing these games with me
Speedwagon jokes will not be had here.
I only got it the second time I read it when got it and replied to OP
Piece of string walks into a bar.
Bartender looks up...says "we don't serve string here".
String leaves.
Really pissed. Gets all wigged out. Smashes his head into the wall, hair gets all messed up.
Walks back into the the bar.
Bartender yells "Didn't I tell you to get out of here?".
String says "I'm afraid not!".
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