Baby call me daddy in the backseat of my Caddy

>Baby call me daddy in the backseat of my Caddy
>Baby let's get heavy in the backseat of my Chevy
>Baby be a cummer in the backseat of my Hummer
>Baby get my dick up in the backseat of my pickup

baby lets get rowdy in the backseat of my audi

>Baby fuck me gently in the backseat of your Bentley

Baby let’s slamborghini in the backseat of my Lamborghini

Baby give me a hug in your volkswagen bug

Baby kiss my lip in the backseat of my whip
Baby suck my peepee in the back of my GMC

>Baby let's have coitus in the backseat of my Lotus
>Baby suck my wiener in the backseat of my Beamer

Baby please fart in the backseat of my smart

Baby I'll give you dick in the backseat of my Buick

Baby give my armpit a sniff in the backseat of the lyft
Baby lick my pooper in the backseat of this uber

Baby let's get feely in the backseat of my Healey
Baby let's have snu snu in the backseat of my Isuzu
Baby let's get squishy in the backseat of my Mitsubishi
Baby make it real hot in the backseat of my Fiat
Baby make my cock hard in the backseat of my Allard

>Baby gimme a lift, sit between the backseat and my dick

How does it feel to know that while you poor losers trash this song on this board of autists while having made nothing of any musical worth and substantial appeal, this video has 1,908,016,805 likes on youtube and the singer is probably rich as fuck screwing models as hot as in the video?

Baby eat my babies in the back of my mercedes

That's views, not likes.

McDonald's has sold billions of hamburgers. Doesn't make me feel bad about saying they're shit.

If I can't be the one screwing models, at least I can be the one who makes fun of the person screwing models.

Yeah yeah, the good ole "eat shit cause a million flies can't be wrong" argument

i'm not saying the flies can't be wrong. I'm pointing out that you're eating shit while the person who produced/made that is winning at life.

>Baby show some titty in the backseat of my Infiniti

Baby get me rarin' in the backseat of your LeBaron

Why do you care?

So is Pauly Shore, by that measure. Making fun of people who became successful peddling crap is a time honored tradition. If I could get rich peddling crap I would do it. I don't begrudge them anything. Doesn't make their crap any less crappy.

give me a stiffy in a car

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If you've never fucked Bjork, you've never accomplished anything of any real importance, unless perhaps you contributed to her conception and birth. Otherwise, fuck off.

Baby we're both sexless, in the backseat of your Lexus

Baby I'ma force ya, in the backseat of your Porsche
Baby show some booby, in the backseat of your Subie
Baby touch my vulva, in the backseat of your Volvo
Baby have some poontang, in the backseat of your Mustang

hasnt she had enough stalkers