>Muslims believe Muhammad flew to heaven on a winged horse
Muslims believe Muhammad flew to heaven on a winged horse
Jose Nelson
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Charles Johnson
>Christians believe that Jesus resurrected after three days
Nolan Hernandez
Its not heaven exactly. He met with angels and god. Like typical mytologies.
Hudson Ross
>Genghiz Khan flew with Tengri to conquer the universe
Makes you think.
Aaron Adams
*breathes in*
>a talking snake
PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHFHHHHHHHBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Joshua Smith
Do you think the guy is slaying extraterrestrial pussy at this very moment?
Daniel Martin
They also believe he cut the moon in half...
Jacob Howard
Yeah and they show craters on NASA pictures of the moon to prove it.
Funny thing is, most muslims claim NASA is just fake and the earth is actually spread flat like the quran says. Such morons lol
Grayson Gonzalez
Actually according to Turkic mythology the first leader of Turks or something like that was born by some dude finding (and we can assume fucking) a beautiful woman descending from the skies with lights. Also another one was born from tree bark which means a tree was fucked too. So totally possible.
>ayyliums did mongol empire
Christopher Fisher
I believe it because it was winged, how else could a horse fly.
Jack Watson
Catholics believe that Noah parted the sea with his hands and stuffed 100+ animals in a tiny wooden ship.
Cameron Torres
You are mixing Moses and Noah. And that is believed by all Orthodox Jews and Christians. At least alegorically, not just Catholics.
William Clark
I parted your mom's pussy with my dick and stuffed her with semen
Jaxon Perry
>beautiful woman descending from the skies with lights.
I didn't know cockroaches can fly
Asher Rodriguez
It's still a fucking winged horse, come on. Not even jews believe stupid shit like that.
John Collins
Catholics definitely don't believe in that, at least not literally, maybe as a metaphor or something.
American puritans aka creationists on the other hand do.
Jack Bailey
Eeeh. Not really.
Isaac Reed
>Catholics definitely don't believe in that
What a surprise, most Christians nowadays don't believe in Christianity anymore, they just LARP.
Caleb Wright
>Aussie education
Joshua Rogers
>jews believed for 2000 years that they are the chosen and are destined to control the goyim and that israel will rise again
Tyler Russell
Don't bully Australia.
Ethan Campbell
Shieeeeet
Jaxon Sanchez
Nigga, the catholic church doesn't believe literlly in the Genesis. My catholic Bible states in the appendix that the jews were exaggerating or making up a lot of shit.
Tyler Scott
Thus making the Catholic Church the biggest LARP'ing institute in the world with over 1 billion participants.
Asher Nelson
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Jaxson Richardson
Nope, the Catholic Church always focused on the theological and moral area. Protesrtantcucks can waste their time trying to explain how the ark was possible.
Ayden White
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John Flores
So Catholics because don't believe in Christianity yet claim to believe Christian.
Then what differs you from LARPing Pagans who don't believe in Odin and Thor but still praise them?
Camden Richardson
>atheist say they dont believe in god
>turn around and are gullible to other abstract concepts like laws, morals, rights and property.
Sebastian Nelson
Don't forget the part where Moses had to tell Muhammad multiple times to stop being a retard and ask for less prayers in a day. Muhammad walked out thinking FIFTY was fine and Moses had to keep telling him to go back and ask for less until he finally got it down to five.
Hunter Young
that's why they raise their ass to him when they pray