What are 2 reasons to not kill yourself ?

what are 2 reasons to not kill yourself ?

Cocaine and hookers

Singapore style rice noodles and Shu Mai.

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Everclear and MDMA

1. Cush thingsh can alwaysh get bettar
2. Life is preshush

1. I have a job that relies on me.
2. I'm going to Tokyo this year.

If I ever get fired? Well then, I'm buying a boat and a helium tank and setting course for the big sleep.

traps. only one reason needed.

1. Life is too short as it is. If you're suicidal or bored, just throw caution to the wind and experience as much as you can. Hookers, Thailand, travel, Tokyo, island, be a pirate, fight in middle east war, do drugs, blow shit up, who knows. What's the worst thing that can happen? you die. But that it doesn't matter if you're suicidal.

2. Pussy and dreams

> one pile of book without read
> other pile of books without read
If I have no book, there are no reason

Mac & cheese

Family would get hurt.
Friends would get hurt.

Litteraly no other reason.

word
log bro

your gif is one

Titties and beer

I've gotten into OSRS and enjoying the grind

Girls are willing to choke themselves on your cock until they puke repeatedly. In other words, someone cares.

Why buy a boat if you're going to off yourself regardless?

Gf, family would get hurt
I still have money and if im gonna kms might as well try all the drugs first

The good ole days

wc lvl?

Kelsie Monroe and an internet connection.

Because it's classy

My girlfriend and mum

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There is no meaning in life. People die everyday your life is nothing significant. You should embrace your terminal nature and realize that you do not truly die. There is no birth, there is no death, there is only continuance.

sex with women and beer

I like jacking off and playing vids.

Life > death

But you've got to admit, the illusion and participation in the illusion is pretty fun.

anal sex

cumming inside the girls mouth to swallow

In that case just go full blown nozick experience machine

Because I don't want to leave my bloated corpse anywhere someone might find it. If I just die on a boat in the middle of the ocean there won't be any clean up.

Odds are, without a captain, the boat will sink for one reason or another. And if it doesn't, at least it will carry my body to some foreign country.

Thats the only reason? Thats kinda sad man

>forced

she is so fucking sexy

>nozick experience machine
So full blown hedonism?

>boat
>helium
I love it, the only thing I could add to this is a sunset

yum

fapping and vidya

nozick experience machine is a critique of hedonism but I suppose

its easier for me to make others miserable if im alive
panda express

she is fine as fuck

also the reasons why I wanna kms

this is now a Kelsi Monroe thread. Don't worry I got you guys on the HQ GIFs.

NIGGA

:P

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>Cowards way out. You think we all like sitting through this shit?? Fuck no. But you at least try and do some drugs and bang some women while you're at it
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>Meaning of life shit. Lets say you die and really do go to helll foreverr.....you'd bee like man wish i wouldnt have killed myself and fucked more hookers

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I'm too socially inept to fuck a chick...

what the fuck are you retards talking about? fuck off with your stupid bullshit, there are literally no good reasons not to kill yourself

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>Tfw was beating my meat to this last night

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OH MY GOD SHE IS LITERALLY FUCKING FLAWLESS

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k im done. gnight b

oldschool runescape and league of legends

this

Panem et Circenses

Still waiting on the 4th evangelion rebuild

kek

not suicidal but wanted to test what hanging felt like

if i was doing pic related and was pulling against the rope how much of my full weight was on my neck?

No go for the next few days.
Just bought green bananas this morning.

just started rewatching the series yesterday...jeez I don't remember Shinji being this much of an emo cunt

You'd just slip and die?

Just do what sherlock holmes did, and tie it to a harness attached to your back

last night i got really drunk for the first time in a long time. got angry at friends for never being there to talk about problems and shit. ended up driving home somehow and woke up with earphones wrapped around my neck. i'm either lucky to be alive or should really change things. haven't even heard from those friends to see if i made it home, fuck em.

Sounds like you need new friends, and outlets for your anger/depression

and no more booze

1. I like pizza
2. Need to see the end of Game of Thrones

My wife & child

I make pretty decent money and my wife likes eating pussy almost as much as I do...

Dont forget the girl you cheat your wife with!

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