Waifu thread

waifu thread

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good user

ayy

who is this though

keep talking like this bb
:^)

nuu
how have you been, crasher of cars

wow boring
but at least you're 0% non-monogamist

here and now

glitch city best bartender poster claimed

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i am smart and don't forget pics

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Lurkin. Can I get a link to that quiz?

>being that vanilla
Booooooooooooooooooring

I'm good, kinda. Yep, back home and back to my everyday life. It kinda sucks.

>Ougi Oshino Claimed

Please?

youtube.com/watch?v=nZq_jeYsbTs

rebuilding broken lives by dr drew

Say it reeee!
Alright. Just had my first week back at work, it was alright. Got some good reading in. You?

Drunkard!

Fair. I just wanna see Louises to give me bulli material for tomorrow.

>Glitch City best Bartender claimed

(CuBu)
I can try if you want.

Quality beer always gives me a really nice buzzy/drunk time.

bdsmtest.org/

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99% vanilla here. Is someone who'd like to remain anonymous until how this thread works changes a bit.
Being asexual usually makes it "sexually boring", yes. Don't mistake it for not being able to love someone. Just take my enjoyment of sex out of the picture.

>not drinking on your Friday night

shh~
nice, hope you enjoyed it
tbh i didn't have the greatest month, or months. I get by i suppose

whiskeys best

hi mediator

>keep talking like this bb
How repulsive. To think you'd take this as dirty talk, With the likes of you. You're like the speck mud on the bottom of my shoe.

Mediator is dead nigga

Birb still here

That's not mediator, if it were the test would be heavily skewed towards being a masochist and enjoying being treated like an animal.

i drink like 5 gallons of water a day and im not dead yet

Best girl in that whole series.

Hello Louise

From whooo
Although I guess I'll still accept them.

Strong liquors are nice, but I always preferred good beer as it goes really well along cigs and chill times.
I should buy some absinthe as soon as o have the chance.
Hey, what's your favorite liquor so far?

*teleport behind you*
Aw
Beat by Dr. dre
Lure her out then
Yes please
I have nothing to drink

If they became an hero maybe they didn't enjoy it as much, but who am I to say it for them? We could just ask the- oh wait.

I'm not quite sure how accurate the test is, I guess it'd be easier to answer if I had more experience in more kinky stuff.

coat my throat with your cum

That's really funny.

Happens, happens. Now I just have to put work into actually graduating, and from there who knows?

Ask what?

almost there

who isn't dead in this thread

oof

hot

i wonder if saber is in heaven

....fair point
>Tfw was already drinking myself

Saaaaay it!
It was alright. I'll just be happy when I have money flowing in again. First paycheck should be next week.
I remembering seeing you saying some pretty bad stuff a while ago. Hope it gets better for you dude.

But i have no Yu Gay Hoe cards, or guns.

Birb still cute

im going to read some of adam carollas books next i was a fan of loveline radio growing up

I would be

You were? Didn't know.

But I won't assure you a fun time.

H-Hey now I'm not that type; it's strange to see something like that being directed to me.

>tfw posting best idol in waifu thread

please jill

Still dangerous for your kidneys

nuuu
i already forgot lol
ayy nice, I'm glad i have a really stable source of income
that might've been yesterday, i hope it comes soon too

me t-
which one would you pick

mfw I have to go dig Internet Explorer out from the system folder

Thanks!

>picking one

is this called nico nico? something is it any good?

Do you think she just denies her sexual fantasies of being treated like a sex toy?

Nico Nico Knee deep in hell tbh.
How is life going Nico?

why would you do that?

It's okay but nico is the worst part.

>Best girl
Thinks the bitch is better then wife material rem. Please.
>almost there
>almost there
user i don't know if i can play with you anymore. At this point i'm too far down the rabbit hole i can't tell if this is shitposting or not now.

Nobody wants your waifu. You don't have to constantly make these to claim her because nobody is every going to claim trash.

Love Live! School Idol Project! I enjoyed the series and birb is my waifu. If you are into more girly based animes I recommend. Also once you start you need to stick to the series

Please what..?
Really, it depends, how am I supposed to give you answers when I don't know who's you in the first place.

maybe i'll die then :o

The quiz requires Java, which is apparently incompatible with the latest versions of Firefox and Chrome

please gimme the cummies

Ask them if they really enjoyed it. But that's clearly not an option.

Kidney failure is one of the worst and most painful ways to go out though :(

I like cute anime kawaii moe bullshit so ill look into it thanks

I don't have good cummies, I prefer taking them myself.

Yes
Just find one on Deviant art
You remind me of someone who used to come to thread
I'm okay with this. Idk why though
Nah
For College/uni?

Started when I got food.

Was probably lewd, knowing you.
Mine was stable, but i had some stuff to take care of that the company was making a right pain in the ass for me. So I left, and when stuff was all over, I went back. They lagged like fuck on my resignation as well, so I didn't have to do any interviews or orientations again.
Might have been, but I don't think i was here yesterday, unless I'm forgetting it.

>The quiz requires Java
are you sure you're on the right site?
as far as i'm aware there's no java anywhere

I want it
don't make me beg

Sounds like you will have a great time. Calling it now.your best girl might be Rin, Maki, or Nozomi

Didn't she let him cum in her?
I think she enjoyed it

Yep
Ohhhhhhhhh. That explains things.

I need to get Ika to take the test.

I did it on Chrome, so I think you messed up somewhere.

awww maybe it was me anyone else claim Blanc? I think I may know the person who likes tomokochan but im not sure if they are on tonight maybe playing dbz fighters

youtube.com/watch?v=T_jXhoaxxlA

Did you get her pregnant finally? :o

>bdsmtest.org/
It's giving me this text at the top:
The BDSM Test can tell you what parts of BDSM and kink you are into. It's a fun and an educational experience for both inexperienced and experienced kinksters. Javascript is required, so please turn it on. If this message stays visible, click here and see if that works.

I meant the BDSM test. That comes later. And knowing her, a lot.

still a way to go OWO

>picking more than one

i don't know her enough to make a judgement on that front

isn't that where the fun is?

knowing you, you;d just ignore it
im glad your shit is taken care of my dude. we don't talk much but i like you
you might've lurked

I don't think she's really interested in sex...

Am not going to lewd a complete stranger.

Well that's quite something.

99% here. Let's say my partner has sexual desires and I love them, I'd help them satisfy them to keep them happy. Other than keeping them happy, there's no really "enjoyment" or "pleasure" that comes from it.

javascript is nothing like java lol
maybe you've got some extension like NoScript enabled?

So you're here for a good time, not a long time. Salutes to you.

They're all Brynhildr, and all Brynhildrs are mine.

depends i like good personality and character development though ironically my blanny b kinda is one hyperdemensional (oh look a bad pun!)

>Deviantart
Pls no.

>Nozomi
And I am now reminded of that Maki H-Game I bought.

I C

There was a time when I didn't, but you were 2spooked!
You a good nigga, and I don't talk to a lot of people that I really should more often...
Probably. I do lurk a bit at work when I'm not reading.

Not you, I was talking about Mediator

Why is mediator still a subject of these threads, is this gonna be the next meme for the years to come?

it's okay I'll just imagine tasting it then

She's interested in anything that makes her feel good. She's primal, in a way.

Makocchi, how am I such a lightweight now?

Right.

i am a changed man
>and tbf, i didn't exactly have a lot of time on my hands back then
y-you too.. me neither my dude, and by now i'm too much of a pussy to initiate a convo

Nozomi was a close 2nd for my best girl right behind Kotori. I still haven't been able to choose a best girl for Sunshine

Claimed.

Sorry I've been dead for the last couple of days, I've had no time... Anyways, how's everyone's day?

Have fun being "shot down" with the other cucks she cultivates.

>isn't that where the fun is?
Not the kinda fun i wanted.
Please lord protect me from the tempter trying to corrupt an innocent soul.

Best girl. 100% waifu material

This will most likely add itself to the things that won't make me sleep tonight.
I'll still be curious about who's behind it though; Hmm...I can't really tell myself.