Guys I asked my parents and they said I can have a sleepover Thread...

Guys I asked my parents and they said I can have a sleepover Thread. We don't have to go to bed but we can't be too loud.

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Mom made us nachos don't be a dick and spill them everywhere.

it's too hot I'm taking off my jammies

i brought these. so we gonna put them in our peeholes or not?

put them back on queer-mo
user is opening a window.

how many you fit?
are they pre-used?

Can i fuck your mom?

If u smell my transqueer older brothers dildo.

I got board games
1of2

2of2

Guys Mrs. Robins is a *whispers* she's a bitch.. She made me stay after today

Hey mabey we can sneak into your parents liquor cabinet and have some sips of their wine? Well get so fucked up

Sorry Im late guys, just got out of Bible study.

Your sister said I can sleep in her bed tonight.

4 hours ago my friend said he'd call me after dinner to meet him at a bar with our other friends.

He never called me.

How was your day, user?

wheres the ecstasy?

You better of brought your own controller or you wait till someone does.

throwing a sleepover and watching 2d porn.

In the cheese. Dad's nachos are fire.

whats this weird thing i found under your bed?

its a fancy tongue massager. try it. just washed it before you arrived.

I keep coins and rocks I collect in there. My hidden treasure dude.

youtu.be/Xcecg4W2yl4

tastes yummy, thanks!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*drinks all of the choccy milk*

*poops pants in middle of night*

Gib mommy

Dude, not cool.

This is surprisingly a good thread.

Did you guys hear that Daryl got suspended for having a cigarette on him?

look what i brought guys! cool huh? who wants to take the first hit

Dude no! Get that outta here! My parents are upstairs!

How can we hide the modem sound to get on AOL?

haha come on dude, just one hit. it'll make you feel good

FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY TRIPS

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Dude my older cousin lucas sold me some weed, he gave me a dub for 50 bucks so I got hella.

Be cool marcus. Gosh your such a dork

>come expecting to be unimpressed
>Comments about decay of/ b/ prepped
>Be entertained
>Mfw

Holy fuck good guess, user lol

Hey OP... There aren't any monsters in your closet or under your bed... right?

Jesus Christ Kaden, were not going to let you go home this time. Come play Halo 2, I think we got LAN working.

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That's not a dub that's a single
This is a dubs

Watch and learn dude

i came here for this

>but we can't be too loud
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Guys, Lauren let me touch her boob at the basketball game dude my dick was so hard

Dude Josh shut up we all know you got caught jacking off under you desk during last week's fire drill

Shut the fuck up dude, we all know your secretly a fag, Justin's been telling everyone you gave up the corn hole behind the gym.

Justin's a fucking liar Jimmy you know that, he's just mad I told everyone his parents got divorced.

I remember that, he cried like a bitch.

Justin and jimmy everyone knows you guys suck each others dick. In fact as soon as we go to sleep tonight your probably going to blow each other in the bathroom. I'm going to sneak into Josh's moms room and jerk off on her while shes a sleep and blame on muh hormonal imbalance.

Good lucking jerking off to that, his momma so fat when she turn around to say good night, it's already morning.

Trevor told me that Chris caught them touching each other's dicks in Peter's jacuzzi at his birthday party last month.

Come on dude, you've died twice already, hand over the control- oops.

It's not gay if you say no homo first and close your eyes, everyone knows that, stupid.

ANDY WHAT THE FUCK

YO, what's up bitches? I brought my dog.

Your dogs hot, um I mean cute.

Sorry I'm late though... I couldn't find my pajamas and Ginger pooped on the carpet. Mom said I couldn't come until I cleaned it up.

Get out of here with your shitty dog, Randy. No one invited you. We know you put worms in your pockets.

Did you just call my dog hot? Not cool, Andy

What the fuck, Jimmy? I thought you promised not to tell anybody about that?

I'm sorry Justin, but Bobby said he was curious too and wanted to know what it's like, so I had to tell him about it he said it would be our secret.

Shes my milf bro and this is my quest you don't understand she is my goddess my passion my pleasure my pain. She is my milf. youtube.com/watch?v=ekv0FwUyfU0

Who would want to do a group orgy with a pencil sharpener

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

Only one important question... Where's the booze?

I brought snacks guys.

aaaaaand you ruined the thread

HAHAHAHAHA YES

I brought my Ouija board guys, let's see if this place is haunted

Hey guys my little sister is getting changed.

No, that's not ruining a thread, THIS IS RUINING A THREAD:

Would you?

Can someone give me a hand with serving this?

Bro whats up with that turkey?

Need help? Mom makes me baby sit all the time.

Yeah, it was lively bugger. Caught it out back.

We only invite you because we like your dog, Randy. Try not to bring the worms out this time.

Also please don't swear I think Justin's parents are still up

I notice it's very brown. I love thanksgiving.

Justin's dad is still up but his mother is asleep.

Dude, you didn't tell us you owned a goat!

do you have pizza rolls?
no???

>mfw

Sweet. your dad's cool with us swearing, right Justin?

Do you have some crack?

dude, showtime has porn movies on right now...

gross dude

Hey guys, no one use the upstairs bathroom, no reason really, just uh, don't go in there ok?

Randy what the frick

I love sleepovers
But I won't invite my best friend anymore
That guy has managed to clog my toilet on three different occasions with his massive shits

I din do nuffin.

Don't you have a poop knife?

who wants to tell scary stories?????

Guys! I have to go to sleep! If my mom find out I was up past my bedtime I wont be able to go to Lauren's party!

Ok I got one.
Once upon a time, there was a nice upper middle class neighborhood, the lawns were perfectly manicured, the property values were high, the people were friendly, they didn't even have to lock their doors at night, but then one bright sunny day A BLACK FAMILY MOVED INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

Lauren's a lint licker anyway.

2spoopy4me

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shut up nelson, black people dont really exist... do they?

My uncle's friend's former college roomate said they do.