Manly contest! I'm so fucking manly, that my dick is a shot gun and my balls are grenades!

Manly contest! I'm so fucking manly, that my dick is a shot gun and my balls are grenades!

That sounds unpleasant.

YOUR NOT MANLY ENOUGH! I'M SO MANLY, THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT MANLY

being gay is the opposite of being manly

I didn't say I had sex with men

>I had sex with men
You just did faggot.

No. SEX IS GAY!

I'm so fucking manly, that I sleep with a pillow under my gun.

I'm so fucking manly I made my girlfriend breakfast in bed of eggs benedict, waffles and fruit salad

Respecting women, the most manly thing a man can do

I'm so MANLY that I suck DICK, none of that soft pussy shit.

Fuck yeah my man

i'm so manly that i fucked a trap and was soft the entire time

Im so manly that Chuck Norris apologized for getting caught looking at my ass.

but do you respect women?

...shit

YOU ARE A GIRLY MAN

Chuck Norris joke in 2018? YOU DISAPPOINT ME

I'm so manly I strip live wires with my teeth.

I FUCKING FLOSS MY TEETH WITH MY PUBES THAT ARE MADE OUTTA BARB WIRE

IM SO FUCKING MANLY I STUBBED MY TOE AND DIDNT EVEN CRY.

That's too fuckin manly fr this thread

I truly only respects womminz and my other brosephs who respects womminz.

wut?

IM SO MANLY, THAT EVERYTIME I KISS A FEMALE THEY GET PREGNANT AND START GAINING A TESTOSTERONE BOOST AND BUY A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND IF I HAVE SEX WITH A FEMALE THEY TURN INTO DUDES I ONLY FUCK MANLIEST PEOPLE SO I MAKE THEM MANLY. NOTHINGS MORE MANLY THAN SUCKING A HUGE COCK THAT YOU GENERATED ONTO AN FEMALE BODY

Having sex with a manly men is the manliest thing one can do. Women are not manly at all, and it is not manly to fuck them

You are a god amongst men

Im so manly I make Chuck Norris jokes in 2018.
Besides who else am gonna use.

This guy gets it

>USING A BULLSHIT EXCUSE TO TRY AND USE A DEAD MEME
>AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN

>616
sounds like you blow up prematurely with a shitty spread

Are you assuming my gender now.
Nigger I said I was manly not a man.
This is rape for you to try and force manhood upon on me.
Calling me out for a dead meme use is one thing but rape shall not be tolerated in 2018.