Part 2

Part 2

>Be asleep
>Meteor hits a hill
>Bee comes out
>...
>...
Fight as robots in what appears to be a womb with tentacles in the past

>start in a forest
>somehow end up in a villa
>wtfman.jpg
>dead quiet
>FUCKING DUDE WITH CHAINSAW COMES FROM NOWHERE

earthbound.

yep

>start game as one guy
>end up playing as different guy
>new guy has daddy issues
>end up being able to kill the guy you played as first
>if you don't kill him game is like twice as long

Manhunt?

>Be in space
>Die

SHAUUUUUUUN

>under the sea
>eat little girls

>some random place in UK
>5 people inside some building
>5 people outside

>pew pew boom
>dress
>dance

Fallout 3?

nah nigga, Star Wars Battlefront 2

>spend whole game stealing land from a man running a booming economy to help two psychos take over
>chase endangered animals to make room for 2 arrows
>also god is a 13 year old girl

JASON?! JAAAAAAASON!!

farcry :^)
the one where you got to fuck the girl and die

>be from Europe
>middle class working man
>somehow dating girl out of my league
>constantly get cheated on
>does massive amount of drugs
>kills everything in sight each time she cheats

Nope

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Resident Evil 4

>be on mars
>Sledgehammer
>that is all

no its farcry 4

Yep

Chrono Trigger?

Rodent i think, jumps pitfalls and is fucking annoying. Jean shorts too

You don't know how to turn that on cz u a fegget farmer.
>pic to distract

baten kaitos?

doom 3

Nope

Nope

I wanna play this

>A Ragtag Bunch of Misfits saves the world from a creepy guy and his mom by the decisive use of giant swords and magical, multicoloured balls.

damn, you unintentionally described baten kaitos to a tee

ff7 come on

Dead Space?

AOE 2?

Nope

red faction guerrilla

hey you took the image i made. Does this mean I'm Sup Forums famous?

Crystals, world landmarks, a messy room with lots of computer monitors. Pizza slice on the staircase.

a man shoots things and survives by blowing shit up

bingo

ye

>Boring protagonist
>Basically medieval batman
>Praised as one of the best games of all time
>I just don't fucking see it
>tons of titties tho

>Be me looking for a girl
>Some old fart in a swamp could have seen her
>kills himself
>fight enemys and stuff
>drink poison
>how did i end up in this apocalyptic szenario.mp3

witcher?

witcher?

yes

Try guess this one motherfuckers

>start off as prisoner
>saved from imminent execution by a large dragon, which later on turns out to be Alduin, the games final boss
>your character soon learns that they can absorb the souls of slain dragons
>folks of skyrim start calling him dovakhiin, which is dragon tongue for "dragon born"

Main character bashes people with a huge crack pipe. Best bro is a morbidly obese compulsive eater. We know this older dude who makes cool inventions but man, he cannot be trusted not to rape every young chick he see.

Cars 3

>stealthy order of killers hiding in the shadows for generations
>BOATS
>BOATS
>BOATS
>PIRATES LOL

...

really tricky, um... Need for speed?

fallout 4

Peter Jackson's King Kong The Official Video Game of the Movie

SUPERHOT?

ass creed black flag

>Be fat asian guy
>super massive addiction
>past is always chasing me
>Wife is better in every way
>no end to game

Tetris?

real life the game?

ding

MArk of Kri

no my son

>rolling shit in a ball to make a planet
>Freddie Mercury is the king

the last of us?

>ninja
>have someone with you the whole game
>she is an illusion
>kill her or kill your master

bioshock

>be baby
>mom tries to kill you
>hide in basement
>destroy moms womb from inside
>kill the devil
>????
>you were dead the whole time

halo

No

katamari desu eh?

Binding of Isaac

rugrats the game?

ye

I'll accept it
I only played Beautiful Katamari

Bioshock 1 or 2

nope

How to train your penis

That's morrow indeed, right?

Too fucking easy. Should have gone for
>start in a forest
>somehow end up in a villa
>dead quiet
>a snake lays a chicken egg, but it's good for your health.

>crashland on an alien planet
>decide to build a rocket for some reason
>welp gg fuck the environment lmao

Pikmin

But you didn't name it

Subnautica

>Prison riot
>Monster inmates
>Escape prison
>Hallucinating like a motherfucker during
>Spikes come out of my back
>Where the fuck is my wife and child
>Feels like a bad meth trip
>Mad doctor always fucking it up for me
>WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WIFE AND CHILD

Dirty bomb / brink?

>be floating dissembodied agent
>move hovering pointer over 2/5D landscape
>make little moving things do things and build big non moving things that generate more little moving things
>once you have a ocean of little moving things you send them in waves to end other little moving things comming to end your little moving things

>be me
>thing kills grandpa
>go see
>find skin book
>magic
>shit makes you hallucinate
>kill thing that killed grandpa

nope

>rooty tooty point and shooty for a wish

pacman?

The Suffering

Such a good game

Yeah definitely pac man

>be me
>be Grug
>born fully functioning obediant adult male
>nice blue robes
>one day be Grug be out wood chopping
>strange old man in robes slowly approach Grug
>all of a sudden he start chanting
>AEEE OHHH AEEEE OHHH
>WOLOLOOOO
>be Grug
>see error of ways after convincing arguement made by strange old man shouting at me
>now work for new clan
>shiney new red robes
>Grug couldn't be happier

> dad's dead, sisters blind and you're too busy chasing chickens

>be girl
>dystopian future were info is hard to get
>fall of skyscrapers multiple times
>betrayed by best friend
>btw you get guns pew pew

Mirrors Edge

>Asian hitman
>Helicopter explodes.