This thing in your living room

>this thing in your living room

What would you do?

Shoot for the brain stem obviously. A bug missing a limb is still 82% effective.

>Nuke my entire city
>Claim the bugs did it

I would like to Learn more

Do you have anything to scale it with ? Looks fucking small, i would crush it with a spoon.

I would want to live forever

Broker a peace treaty with Klandathu of course. Any other action is retarded.

Form an alliance and plan world domination, obviously.

I really would like to know more.

make friends with it, like i do with all the spiderbros in my house

How big is it?

The desire to like to know more intensifies.

...

call the EDF, move to another city because this one gets """"saved"""" obviously

in fact it's 83`3% effective, as it has the remaining 5 limbs (5/6 = 0.8333...)

>find alien bug pussy
>make it love me long time
>nut
>ride it of into the sunset

still a better love story than twilight

Nope the fuck out of there, leave everything behind and move to Buenos Aires

Fucking kids. How old are you?

Goddammit, I love you, citizen.

Friendly reminder the director couldn't get past page ten.

lawl ya, but Space Marines was a much better movie than the boring book it was "based" off.

Put a saddle on it and ride to the nearest drive through

U are all fags...

>clone the insect
>send thousands to rich resourses countrys
>offer my country army has help
>continue sending more insects and troops