Explain to me why Gerd Müller is never included when people talk about football GOATS?

Explain to me why Gerd Müller is never included when people talk about football GOATS?

because he plays soccer.

But he is.

I thought Germans were white

He'd pass as a Mexican

He is bavarian though

Mainly just a finisher. Probably the most lethal finisher from 10-15 yards ever but the likes of Maradona and Messi are more special.

Plus he's European and played in the 60s, back then South American football was more relevant

Would be like considering GOAT a player for scoring lot of goals in the Colombian league in this decade

he played false 9 before it was cool
people reduce him to his goalscoring because he scored a lot of them but he wasn't a poacher

just a German Fontaine/C.Ronaldo

He is the top scorer(ratio) ever in the world cup though. If Pele is the GOAT because of his world cup performances then Gerd Müller is even GOATer

Pele won 3

tap-in baby

>Bavarians
>German

southern germans are basically northern italians

Müller won the world cup AND the european cup

Gerd is a woman's name in Norway. Is it not in Germany? Why would he be OK with that nickname.

Gerard is a masculine name in most languages

he won two

Same reason Germans are brown. They're cucks.

>drinking problems
>highly introverted
>not flashy
>one trick pony (in the best sense)

just to name a few

Are you describing Muller or me

That's because your language is weird as shit and illogical.

Gerd is a clearly male name in the civilized world.

Fuck do you know Zahir

you're a zero trick pony so probably Muller

I thoughted that northern italians were basically german

basically austrian

i only watched le crazy best of gerd müller clips on youtube
he looked like a tap in baby

So is Cristiano but people consider him in the GOAT tier

but, northern italians are basically southern italians; and souther italians are basically africans. so, all of europe is basically african.

he wasnt always a glorified tap-in merchant tho

Could Messi score a goal like webm related?

the grandmaster of shitty goals

Only idiots.

Being a goat tier scorer doesn't make you a goat tier player. Goal are a consequence.

hes forgotten

Why would anyone remember him as a GOAT if he can't even remember himself?

an offside goal? yeah, he's scored a few of those

It's not offside when an opponent passes to you

This. Learn the rules before you shitpost Miguel.

literally /ourguy/