Sex with Celebrities Thread

Sex with Celebrities Thread.
Anyone here who had sex with a celeb? Post stories.

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>Lindsay Lohan
Be careful with STD, user.

One of my wife's best friends hooked up with a pretty famous athlete that I would think would qualify as a celebrity. Appropriate for here, or no?

Why not? Name and story?

Come on then

So this happened in the late 90s. One my my wife's best friends hooked up with a pretty famous former LA Laker (he was a current player at the time) she met at a club one night. The guy didn’t want to wear a condom and didn’t trust that she was on birth control, so he fucked her in the ass. She said it was super uncomfortable at first, but after about 10 minutes she was into it. He was balls deep when he nutted. She said she couldn’t go to the bathroom for two days and it was so deep, she never did see the cum come out like she normally would.

The friend doesn’t know I know. I’ve told a couple of my buddies as well. Whenever she enters a room one of us will usually say “boomshakalaka”, and she has no idea why.

Am male. Used to be an escort, was picked up by a high profile singer and her bf back when she was first starting her career about 12 years ago.
I didn't know who she was, wasn't phased. I told b about a week ago, no one believed me when I said who it was. I kind of expected that, because she fucking famous af and it sounds like a bs story a btard might try to pretend happened. Especially when I think she's probably won Grammy's and shit.

Who is it?

>The guy didn’t want to wear a condom and didn’t trust that she was on birth control, so he fucked her in the ass.
That's so Hollywoodesque. Cool story.

No idea what her real name is but her stage name is just one word, and it's only four letters long. That should give it away.
And no, it's not Cher.
Screwed her while her bf watched.

Pink?

2 stories, no names.

Yeah you got it. Not that hard to guess I suppose. You can also see why no one believed me lol. Apparently she was TOO famous which obviously means she not gonna screw some random member of the public.

She any good in bed?

Really good. Kind of a big girl but she could really move that body, rode with me. Laughed a lot, good vibe, adventurous.

Where did you bust your nut?

Too famous? Honestly, I have no idea who is she. Post a pic of her.

Sorry, figured it could be inferred. He's on TNT now.

Not a sex story, but I am one of Sofia Vergara's assistants. But had seen her naked when in a hurry, and also one time she got asleep at a friends living room, everybody was up and I kissed her butt, she was wearing a loose short (like pijama). I felt her butt skin that was it.

Up her twat. Condom.

How are the tits?

take a nude creepshot pls

Not to derail the celeb section, but have questions for a male escort. Did you go both ways, or just ladies? On average were they good looking, or those that couldn't get it elsewhere?

youtu.be/Rha6vSTVJII whats?

A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierce from The Pierces.

Jesus, she is hot.

everyone has heard of pink, she's fucking mental sjw chick. do a google image search. not attractive ugly girl even

Not saggy, but big and gravity-wise according to her age. Mainly what caught my attention was her nipples, they are the rugged. It's like without those nipples her breasts could pass for a younger version of her.

I have thought about it. But whenever she changes clothes and I'm passing by there are a lot of people. I am scared one of them could spot me.

Like I said in the last thread, I fucked Kazakhstan's first (and currently only) pro female golfer.

She has a great body, especially for her age. Up close you can see a lot of spots (don't know how to call them) on her skin, but aside from that she's fit and when she wears makeup she I go diamonds.

>Kazakhstan
What's that? A city?

Fuck off Sup Forumsorat!

nudes pls pls

And she has retardation?

Is this the Pink story again?

Big nips or small?

yep

I'm British

no, idk why why she likes golf

Yup. It's the Pink story. Again. Dude, move on. I think you must be OP too, just to tell this story. Again.

Like I said, I've been thinking about taking creep shots or vid. But it has been super difficult, I usually pass by or something when she is changing. Also I'm not a personal assistant, and this has happened whenever her close assistants are away or busy, and I happen to be there when she's in a hurry and she has to change in front of us. Usually this is when she was to go to meetings and such (like the airport). When attending awards or shooting that's a different deal, it's like well planned or on site.

I'm a low level assistant, but I'm used quite often more especially because I speak Spanish.

Happy to answer your questions, i'll keep it brief so don't deraill thread.
Nah it was both ways. Started with women but not too many takers. They would often just want company, dinner a drink, or movie then sex. It was fine but wasn't paying the bills.
One time got a request from a couple, ended up with them both and it wasn't too weird. Had drunken experiment with a dude a few years earlier so knew what to expect. Started seeing guys as well because they were more profitable. Quick sessions, 30 minutes as opposed to an entire night. Wasn't ideal for me, I had pretty strict rules because there was shit I would not do no matter how much they offered.
Chicks were just normal really, mostly older 40-60. Good looking thru to big fat uggos. Mostly lonely, single or husband away and they want to play.

Sameposting that hard is not funny. Get a life, dude. Also, who cares if user is always telling the same story. It's not your problem, I think...

Kind of small, but not tiny dots. I wouldn't say normal small becaus I saw them shriveled, rugged. Have seen her nipples twice like that, so I guess that's how she normally is.

they sound disappointing on those tits

The funny thing is, we probably all would have a chance with lohan. My ideal would be Jessica Simpson.

Not a celebrity really but I fucked once of the Masterchef season 5 finalists.

To me they were not bad. It was still a nice view. And the nipple itself it's short, not pointy or long.

>Jessica Simpson
really bad Sinful Smile
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Do you do a lot of MFM threesomes? What did you charge for that sort of thing?

What was she doing that you saw them

What position?

...

I just find it hard to imagine that her husband, who is no pussy himself, would be cool with watching her fuck someone else. Carey doesn't come off as a cuck.

Interesting. Thanks for sharing your experiences, bro.

The connotation that Sup Forums has about cucks is really just a Sup Forums thing. It's a kink like any other. Making it "beta" is dumb.

Its hard to pick peoples fetishes from the outside.

My wife is a minor celebrity, been in two tv shows (one british, one european) and two movies (one russian, one released worldwide).

I've fucked her.

No you haven't

Ah you got me. But I'm working on it. We cuddled last night.

i have done sex to all the celebrities

It really isn't just a Sup Forums thing. Watching other men fuck your girlfriend would be ridiculed anywhere.

Like I said, she was changing really worried, fast, talking about her schedule on loudspeaker. Her close assistant was there, I was passing by twice in different times. And those times have been recently after I have been used more to be in her actual home. To her it was no big deal, but I don't know if she saw me. Or if she felt when I kissed her butt. I think not, otherwise I would be fired.

Dan, are you, you are?

Not too many. Ended up 3 regular couple clients. Was always a bit nervy though. Middle age guys sucking cock for the first time in front of their wives is pretty gross imo - I kinda pitied them.
Charged equivalent of about $500 US for couples.
We were doing missionary when I came
I've not followed her career or love life. I know she's married with a kid but have never seen a pic of her partner. Might be the same guy from back then. If so, he was totally fine with it. Back then there was no such thing as cucking afaik. It was just a guy paying a dude to fuck his gf because he didn't want to tonight.
No probs mate, it's all good. I'll bow out for now. Am new to b, lurked for a long time but only posted first time last week because I had a story to tell. Might just go back to lurking.

I've done a lot of motocross in my day - not pro level, but good enough to do the B to V several times back in the day.

Don't know Carey Hart, but know some dudes who do, and they say he's your average-regular-joe kind of guy. Nothing too weird or out of the ordinary - got lucky hitting it off with Pink, even though she's a bit of a crazy bitch.

So, because of that, I just can't see him casually sitting there while user fucks his wife. Every dude I know would bust a cap in some guys head just for looking too hard at his woman, much less enjoying seeing them get fucked. Maybe Carey is like that, but I'm close to calling bullshit on user's story.

I take it you have jerked off to these incidents?

cucking has been around forever, wikipedia says earliest reference was in 1250AD

user, you can sure as shit google a picture of Carey and tell Sup Forums if that was the dude who watched you fuck PInk. Also, you can give more details about what Pink likes when she gets fucked. At least we can fantasize that you're telling the truth.

If my dick got within 3 feet of Pink it would automatically discharge. kek

go on…

Your stupid anecdote proves nothing. Some dudes are into that. They have their own porn genre, subreddit, dating apps, sex clubs, everything.

You're a close minded moron who assumes his unexamined lived experience is universal

Gf's best friend fucked Jeremy Renner kek I found it so funny

trying hard user

And you are a mongoloid with a small penis who enjoys watching other men fuck his woman. One of us will produced strong children that are linked to our DNA, and the other (You) will raise half-nigger kids because you're too weak.

When he was doing movies or when he was a makeup artist?

Naw, I could give a fuck about him, but user's veracity is the question.

Do pornstars count?

Toxic masculinity is everywhere, that's true

Depends if they're ugly or not.

Height of his career, right after the first avengers

Every day I jerk to those and other moments I've ben with her. She is just too sexual.

What is your go to moment?

>be a famous female tv star
>don't realize that all males working for/around you are jerking off thinking about you every night

too funny. she should pay more attention to Sup Forums.

Wow a racist too. I'm not into it, but I don't think it's wrong if other people are.

I think you have an anger problem. I do too man. You gotta get some help and get it under control. Letting other people's shit, which doesn't even impact you, have this much negative impact on you is not healthy. That's not a good way to live life and the damage it's doing to your health is real.
Take care of yourself

Is she in a relationship/married or does she sleep around? I find it hot as fuck when celebs go on killing sprees with random dudes like the whores they are

Not a celebrity, but I fucked Kat von d sister, she in my opinion is way hotter.

You mean, like the best. It's when she was sleeping and I kissed her butt. It was reallt dangerous, one of those moments that would not repeat so I had to do it. I jerk to it now but I was so nervous. I wanted to do something, but had to be quick. I thought either kiss her or touch her butt (she was spooned, boobs hidden under her arms). So I approached her butt, and instead of touching it I just went for it and kissed it.

Just had a look. Yep, that's him. Weird, I just assumed she might had a few different partners since then. They're obviously real tight.
He was a decent enough guy.

Um, what was she into? Sorry mate, it was a long time ago and I don't remember too much. Besides it's after 6am here and I'm tired af up all night with a sick kid.
Her pussy was real puffy. Little bit of meat. Shaven. Tasted fine.
She sucked ok, nothing amazing, just run of the mill bj. Played with my arse.
She had a cute butthole and perfect tits, exactly the size I like. Sex was pretty slow and smooth. No crazy shit, was almost like love making believe it or not. Sorry I'm not more enthusiastic about it or can't give more detail. I came more quickly than I should have so finished her off with oral. She shook like a plane in turbulence.

KYS. Not him l, but my bottomless rage will help in the upcoming racewar

Her close assistants are usually women, or gayish (beta I would say). But yeah, i know what you mean. To them is just as changing quickly.

I don't have an anger problem, I just want to rip the heads off people like you and shit down their neck, then force-feed their dead bodies to all the filthy niggers that walk around the street every day going "bo-dee-bo-dee" like they have not a care in the world, then I want to throw all the niggers that ate your dead body off the tallest building on the planet and have them land on all the dirty filthy faggots to suck cock continuously and bitch and moan about how they deserve rights, then after they're all crushed and broken and bleeding, I want to pour 10 million gallons of gasoline all over their bodies and burn it all into ash.

Other than that, I'm pretty cool with it all.

I fucked tori Amos

Lohan? Christ, who hasn't fucked her

She is married. Though she is more close to her son. The guy is almost my age. We're also invisible to them. Well Sofia is always asking for her phone, because she has this addiction for Sliter.io

Do you honestly think emotional anger makes you a better fighter or soldier?

Logic an tactics win fights. War isn't a video game. You be stupid you die forever.

Also I can't imagine anyone who's actually been in combat wants it to come home. I didn't see much, but I saw friends die and I never want to see that again

Thanks user. Will imagine PInk's puffy puss next time I jack. I would have thought she'd swallow cock like a pro. Sounds like she needs some training.

She's with the dude from True Blood, no? The big dude that played the werewolf? I would not piss that bro off.

That's an anger problem. And you're starting a war you can't win.

Straight white men who only acknowledge the humanity of straight white men are the minority (and for good reason). Human beings succeed through cooperation, without it, we'll go extinct

Back when she was hot?

I used to fap to her music vids as a 13 year old when she first came out. The way she played that piano, Jesus H Almonds that was hot shit. I imagine she was awesome in the sack.

No worries mate. I promised to bail out before am gonna do so for certain now. Dad duties call.

Are you in high school?

Fucked her during King William Fair in San Antonio...didn’t know she was anyone until the next morning

Audie Murphy said what motivated him to kill all those Germans was "I was mad as heck".

Seems like emotional anger = Medal of Honor. "Tactical Fighter" = KIA.

"The Marines are looking for a Few Good Beta Males" should be the new slogan. You got some ptsd, snowflake, because a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend got himself shot?

Killing makes a man stronger, not weaker. Killing is what men are supposed to do. That, and fuck. Have you not sorted that out yet? You write like a woman.