Spent tens of minutes pacing back and forth trying to think of a thread idea that'll reach bump limit

>Spent tens of minutes pacing back and forth trying to think of a thread idea that'll reach bump limit
>Still got nothing

Experts, how do you do it?

Also what was his problem?

*kisses you*

:3

Think about what triggers the board like harry potter or women. Become that person, then turn around and do a 180 on your post

>Putting thought into making a good thread

Found your problem, OP.

To create a thread that will reach bump limit, you have to make one that appeals to the lowest common demonstrator of posters. Pick any one or more of the following for guaranteed (You)'s:
>Shitposting
>Kino
>Waifu
>Really makes you think
>*record scratch*
>JUST
>BLACKED
>What did he mean by this?
>What was his fucking problem?
>Capeshit

and use as many buzzwords as you can

A meta thread about the boards quality or a trump vs clinton thread assuming you can get one going thats related to the mods can't delete it

the latter will net you at least 450 posts from what I've seen

Is she the hottest fridge in entertainment?

Wew, just got a boner

>pacing
is this a Sup Forums exclusive meme?

>>*record scratch*
>>What did he mean by this?

best ones uci family (that's t+1 b+1 h+1 for all you weak memers out there)

>Also what was his problem?
He browsed that Sup Forumsall all day that Sauron kept shit posting in, and he went quite mad

...

just follow this webm

Sup Forumsbait is top tier. Just find something those retards can complain about and rain in (You)s

Just look at this OP. You're working to hard

I've seen Bane OC hit Page 10 with under 10 comments, or without even getting a comment. It's pretty hit or miss.

This tobh famry

that bane thread was primed with top quality OC. no way it wasn't going to 250

>quantity over quality

He posted on 7palantiri.org when Sauron was the mod.

if a quality falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a meme?

didn't think so