Be teen

>be teen
>eat zza
>fuck those normies im staying down here

...

>everyone is my friend
>life is great
>wait...
>you're all against me!
>day is repeat
>get on boat
>the end

>everyone hates me
>my parents dont care about me
>not rape scene, but next time
>no cake cause club house
>go to NYC
>no one cares

Lord of the Rings

WOW...the lord of the rings and the truman show really arent that far off...

...

>pigeon starts war
>hot chick walks weirs
>ampute james bond makes out with tiny doggo with a horses head...
>music ends war

Yes ma'am

>Almost kicked out of mil
>kids
>fuck these kids
>im out!
>damn it, nope cause kids

These are either movies i've never seen. Or you guys really nailed the descriptions

>VROOM
>VROOM
>VROOM
>VROOM
>Heres chicken
>VROOM
>VROOM
>VROOM
>VROOM
>lol chink got you beat
>VROOM
>VROOM
>VROOM
>VROOM
>defiantly totally not a cop

bump it

Tokyo Drift

>office worker
>hate my job
>get high on drugs
>wake up in a bathtub with a penis in my head
>eyes hurt
>meet some nigger
>punch this nigger
>after that fight with homeless guy in subway station
>win
>shit's cash

>a film that is not about its title
>but the producer called it that way
>why ?
because it is supposed to sound comforting

Ok smart guy get this one (hint is your answer)

>be asian
>be in high school
>crib sheets. vegas. boring.
>get paid to rob house
>fuck that, lets do murder
>bad ideas

Kid makes living things out of wood with magic, old lady burns em locks him in a closet. Magic missing relative speaks through mirror. And comes to save him in the end.

>get framed
>escape jail

have rock hammer and poster?

shittest, most over rated movie ever? every pleb rates it as a top ten and that very fact makes you want to harm children?

bowling, carpet. nihilists

the, big, lebowski

>be a gud cop
>get face swapped with villain
>villain touches your attractive daughter while you in prison
>escape prison to get your face back

>new guy learns martial arts very quickly

Face off you doofus

>uncle is chill
>fuck uncles friends
>sports drink?
>the 80's means im not even here yet
>now i'm back...fuck off dad

>first day as narco
>get high on PCP while on duty
>nigger fucks with you
>you win
>go home dirty and bloody

These threads always suck. Everyone just wants to post their own autistic descriptions and never answer any other ones.

old classic i posted in other threads
>I saw a dead indian once
>havent been the same since
>I'm all cool and deep now
>The End

training day?

the doors

yep, getting old that one

Training day

its your only friend

>getting the fear in the heart of the american dream

Fear and loathing in las vegas

indeed

>man joins cult
>cult leader falls in love with him

Truman show

no clue

what the fuck

really? i'm not gonna break rules 1 and 2.

face off

happy gilmore

training day

> (You)
>really? i'm not gonna break rules 1 and 2.

What are you talking about? My movie is not fight club

>goddam space niggers

>my favourite axe is in the bedroom, in a suitcase, on the left