Caption what shes thinking, go

caption what shes thinking, go

Mommy and daddy I'm pregnant.

maybe daddy will pay attention to me now

What do drug addicts think when they use drugs?

why is he holding his camera??

If I didn't look like Maisie Williams he might be able to get hard.

This isn't where I parked my car.

And they said I needed sex ed.

Im a strong and indipendent woman!

He said he'd kill me if I didn't smile after the rape

>i wish college in burgerland wasnt so expensive

I wonder if he knows how to set up xbox with live TV

probably this

"do you wanna order chinese later?"

This.

Is there more

Single parenthood, here I come!

Am sure I have conquered him with my cock neutraliser weapon

can't believe being racist made me miss out of huge cocks

u mad wite boi?

...

Goddamn... I am soooo shooped.

"for sure I need a bigger dildo, now !"

"now my faerie godmother tells me I shoulda told her what color.."

"Finally, I'm with a man who can please instead of some cracker manlet."

fuck you daddy...

poor soul

"just a few more shoots and i'll have enough for law school"

god, I hate my dad

you got some sauce on that?

both as a caption, and you know...