I'm about to get breast implants and for some reason I'm afraid I'll die during the surgery

I'm about to get breast implants and for some reason I'm afraid I'll die during the surgery.
I have people waiting for me on the other side and I hope I won't meet them anytime soon (or that nobody will snoop through my embarassing personal stuff).
Post funny stuff or anything that might comfort me.

Titties are mine.

They're fine

They actually look pretty nice. Why go through a surgery?

you after (or during) the surgery.
(no joke some doctors do fucked up stuff to attractive patients while theyre asleep)

Thanks. I want to lift them,fix the shape and make them a little larger

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONGWITH YOU?!??!?!!

They are fine

Not me, doctors.

Don't worry about dying during the surgery, they are trained medical professionals that have don't this for years...

Worry about dying before you even get to the table because you won't remove those emojis from your titties, you bitch.

You get 1 more try...

This shitty attitude is exactly why you'll never get laid

Ha

Who is that creepy guy in the pic though? I feel like hes staring at me through the screen

Underaged faggot

It's hard to tell maybe you should show them uncensored

actual tits or GTFO whore

How about an actual pic of you bitch.

they look nice

Fuck you Satan...

Who needs to get laid when I'm a rich plastic surgeon who gets to molest every dumb bimbo that comes in to get her tits puffed up?

I'm looking at you OP

Cute dog,thanks

It's me bitch, and mom says I'm not creepy I'm just special.

Good comeback except you're neither rich nor a plastic surgeon :) so what's your excuse?

Hi aimee

Weak attempt to glean some compliments from the most beta community on the internet.

You must be an untouchable, forever alone, cow of a female. Especially if you won't even show those busted up nips lol

Hi Enton

Yeah thanks too bad I'm none of that. I don't even need to fish for compliments I clearly asked for funny stuff to comfort me and get ready

hi george

I'm not Enton Amy, you should know who I an

And you're no psychic. All types come to this place. Mostly sadistic though.

I'll see you soon OP, I'ma make your titties look cross eyed as fuck by the time I'm done. Also ignore the salty taste in your mouth when you wake up...

...if you wake up.

I'm not Amy either

The fact that you're gonna die during a totally pointless operation in the name or vanity and pride is actually pretty hilarious!

you're gonna die. bye.

eh, i'm not saying either way but you can't come here and expect people not to take understanding, deliberately, that excuses the maximum abuse and 'lulz' - I don't know why anyone thinks this is a place for that...

Essentially, your rebuttal of the user's low expectations of you is not convincing because you're here. In a sea of trolls and posts shilling for porn sites and 'camwhores', you've not distinguished yourself from either...in context.

How old are you?

...

Oh no I'm so scared now go cuddle up to your fluttershy dakimakura

...

KILL YOUR SELF

you seriously expect everyone to do as you say? you're on Sup Forums not reddit, stupid whore

Is your name briana black

i'm not the one begging for attention on a website for virgin weebs

I fucking hate women.

You're posting on an anonymous board. Why the censorship?

Sure, everybody's laughing. Now crawl back into your parents' basement.

Die anyway
Tits or gtfo w/timestamp

The photo is irrelevant to what you're saying though

i for sure am

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Hi! few things to start off with =]
1. yes I replied because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

Gotta go scrub up for surgery actually

Be more specific, user, this is a very particular instance of the phenomenon 'women' _ one that clearly does not know 'the rules' and one that obviously either 1) doesn't understand Sup Forums; 2) is actually hoping to be abused by strangers; or 3) is advertising for her livestream...lots of potential causes to this particular, annoying, effect.

People who hate women and try to degrade them are in fact trying to punish that one woman who started their hatred.

correct
and?

althougggghhh...it kinda depends on how you understand it...it probably makes sense to some people...they may be crazy, but that's kind of relative...

WHo could be so fucking retarded???

yeah if you're not fishing for compliments why did you have to post a pic of your cow tits

No my life is too good for that, but you're probably already thinking about it

gold

No

Yeah your mother is probably the one responsible for that

Sorry faggot, I don't speak Russian. Those big plastic bobs are gonna look awesome in a casket though, right?

ugh fucking granny tits

kill yourself before they kill you during surgery

itt nerds fighting over internet waifu

this assumption is too broad...and you show no evidence...

some people are trolls and some people are assholes...
i see why it's a convincing theory, but you're not defending it adequately and there are too many alternate roots of misogyny (I mean, it can be a consequence of mental illness, for satan's sake)

You're a weeb too. I feel sorry for you. Keep hating yourself and everything else ont his planet. Except for your waifu

obviously that one guy in the pictures...humans are a wondrous and varied phenomenon

Nice to meet you Brian,men that can cook are always a good thing :)

please tell me this is bait

Because I wanted to, the fuck.

My friend who got the same surgery had the silicon implants explode inside her boobs. good luck op lol

Nah, that's just Brian meeting and complimenting himself on an anonymous imageboard.

He does this in every thread all day, every day.

No wonder you're into that stuff, people rejected by everyone often turn towards necrophilia for obvious reasons.

Yeah you "definitely" didn't get hard

That's bullshit, it would be a pity to leave before the end of the movie

i think it's sarcastic...or predatory
it's an obvious 'beta-male' reference

I also have a feeling that 'Brian' and OP are the same person mining this thread for a 'women hate' thread or some such thing. the behaviors of at least OP are almost a perfect performance of what MRA/MGTOW's say about women...

Your tits look good. Are you insecure about your nips or something?

here u go

wow...i'm choosing these at 'random' and this is the second one that's been apropos to the actual topic of my post

Nah, you got me all wrong. I'm not a fan of OP Cowtits McGee to begin with. I definitely won't like OP dead and butchered Cowtits Mcgee once she dies during the operation.

She probably got the cheap chinese implants, good implants don't pop

No I'm serious, I like men that cook and take it in the ass

Wtf this thread started with me just asking for memes, chill out with those conspiracy theories

test

I want to fix the shape, lift them andenlarge them a bit. And I don't want them to sag within the next years

Gross but that had to be the old/cheap implants, good implants dont pop

I've had friends who have had reductions,
I've had friends who have had implants.

They both run into the same issue afterwards and that's the scar tissue, If you want the surgery for cosmetic reasons that will fuck with you.

The advice i heard from an ex-stripper is.
Shaved/Unshaved Big tits/small tits
guys generally don't care too much.
We'll have a preference but if you're naked infront of them they wont be sitting there thinking "Man i wish her tits were lifted just a little bit"
and if the guy doesn't like it he can fuck off elsewhere.

Anyway, Goodluck with the surgery.
General is always fucking weird.
Think of it as you're on a rollercoaster, just accept what will happen will happen and try and go through it all zen.

Also, set dem nips free! You're anonymous on the internet.

And I bet you'd change your mind completely if you knew me. I also bet you're beating it right now

I'm just stating the conditions of this rhetorical environment...and these 'conspiracy theories' are a consequence of a fully anonymous environment. You could be an old man in a nursing home with a picture of someone's boobs. There's no default reason to take anyone's actions as sincere here, it's all interpretation based on context. Even then, there is no real ground for truth or verification in most circumstances.

That's because, in the primary universe. You Do Die during the surgery. look up the statistics, tons of people have died during so-called routine procedures. Especially when they are doing it for vanity or to succeed in the porn industry.

test successful! putting sage in the options field seems not to change anything about the post itself...interesting

sage grows in every field. Are you fucking retarded?

this subhuman thinks it deserves me jacking off to it

see...this is actual advice...length of post, type of information offered, contextual relationship with the other stuff I know indicates it's a sincere response...nice...actual human decency unenforced by circumstantial power-relations

you think having bigger tits would distract people from your horrid personality and deformed face?

Thanks, finally a decent comment.
It doesn't leave scar tissue if the implant is placed in through a hole in the nipple.
And I don't do it so that guys will like me more, I just want it because I like it

You'd like that wouldn't you whore? Those emojis make me so hard... Too bad those pale, uneven, sorry excuses for tits keep fucking up my fap session.

Remind me again of how you're not here fishing for compliments.

did you mean 'goes in every field,' in the sense that this is a useless thread that should not be responded to seriously?

Thanks, I feel so much better now.

Fat cow surgery won't help

Fabulous bangers. What the fuck are you thinking.

>Calling me a subhuman while you know you are one yourself. Go away autistic kid