I'm about to get breast implants and for some reason I'm afraid I'll die during the surgery. I have people waiting for me on the other side and I hope I won't meet them anytime soon (or that nobody will snoop through my embarassing personal stuff). Post funny stuff or anything that might comfort me.
Titties are mine.
Leo Scott
They're fine
Isaiah Carter
They actually look pretty nice. Why go through a surgery?
Cameron Morris
you after (or during) the surgery. (no joke some doctors do fucked up stuff to attractive patients while theyre asleep)
Josiah Hernandez
Thanks. I want to lift them,fix the shape and make them a little larger
Adrian Stewart
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONGWITH YOU?!??!?!!
Cameron Bell
They are fine
Luke Turner
Not me, doctors.
Dominic Gutierrez
Don't worry about dying during the surgery, they are trained medical professionals that have don't this for years...
Worry about dying before you even get to the table because you won't remove those emojis from your titties, you bitch.
You get 1 more try...
Christian Torres
This shitty attitude is exactly why you'll never get laid
Caleb Bennett
Ha
Ayden Sullivan
Who is that creepy guy in the pic though? I feel like hes staring at me through the screen
Alexander Morris
Underaged faggot
Ryan Harris
It's hard to tell maybe you should show them uncensored
Camden Lee
actual tits or GTFO whore
Nathan Jenkins
How about an actual pic of you bitch.
Carson Cox
they look nice
Michael Reyes
Fuck you Satan...
Who needs to get laid when I'm a rich plastic surgeon who gets to molest every dumb bimbo that comes in to get her tits puffed up?
I'm looking at you OP
Brody Stewart
Cute dog,thanks
Jason Rivera
It's me bitch, and mom says I'm not creepy I'm just special.
Evan Stewart
Good comeback except you're neither rich nor a plastic surgeon :) so what's your excuse?
Jordan Rodriguez
Hi aimee
Julian Murphy
Weak attempt to glean some compliments from the most beta community on the internet.
You must be an untouchable, forever alone, cow of a female. Especially if you won't even show those busted up nips lol
Brody Collins
Hi Enton
Jacob Russell
Yeah thanks too bad I'm none of that. I don't even need to fish for compliments I clearly asked for funny stuff to comfort me and get ready
Dylan Jenkins
hi george
Elijah Green
I'm not Enton Amy, you should know who I an
Andrew Sullivan
And you're no psychic. All types come to this place. Mostly sadistic though.
I'll see you soon OP, I'ma make your titties look cross eyed as fuck by the time I'm done. Also ignore the salty taste in your mouth when you wake up...
...if you wake up.
Lucas Davis
I'm not Amy either
Alexander Harris
The fact that you're gonna die during a totally pointless operation in the name or vanity and pride is actually pretty hilarious!
Christian James
you're gonna die. bye.
Easton Nelson
eh, i'm not saying either way but you can't come here and expect people not to take understanding, deliberately, that excuses the maximum abuse and 'lulz' - I don't know why anyone thinks this is a place for that...
Essentially, your rebuttal of the user's low expectations of you is not convincing because you're here. In a sea of trolls and posts shilling for porn sites and 'camwhores', you've not distinguished yourself from either...in context.
Daniel Gonzalez
How old are you?
Connor Ortiz
...
Brandon Collins
Oh no I'm so scared now go cuddle up to your fluttershy dakimakura
Brody Bell
...
Benjamin Russell
KILL YOUR SELF
Josiah James
you seriously expect everyone to do as you say? you're on Sup Forums not reddit, stupid whore
Charles Martinez
Is your name briana black
Hudson Richardson
i'm not the one begging for attention on a website for virgin weebs
Aiden Stewart
I fucking hate women.
Wyatt Morales
You're posting on an anonymous board. Why the censorship?
Joshua Ross
Sure, everybody's laughing. Now crawl back into your parents' basement.
Leo Wilson
Die anyway Tits or gtfo w/timestamp
Nathaniel Rogers
The photo is irrelevant to what you're saying though
Adrian Barnes
i for sure am
Josiah Jones
21
Camden Evans
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I replied because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
Luke Murphy
Gotta go scrub up for surgery actually
Oliver Cruz
Be more specific, user, this is a very particular instance of the phenomenon 'women' _ one that clearly does not know 'the rules' and one that obviously either 1) doesn't understand Sup Forums; 2) is actually hoping to be abused by strangers; or 3) is advertising for her livestream...lots of potential causes to this particular, annoying, effect.
Jackson Lewis
People who hate women and try to degrade them are in fact trying to punish that one woman who started their hatred.
Jace Campbell
correct and?
althougggghhh...it kinda depends on how you understand it...it probably makes sense to some people...they may be crazy, but that's kind of relative...
Jacob Walker
WHo could be so fucking retarded???
Aaron Morgan
yeah if you're not fishing for compliments why did you have to post a pic of your cow tits
Benjamin Cooper
No my life is too good for that, but you're probably already thinking about it
Dylan Jenkins
gold
Cameron Thomas
No
James Cooper
Yeah your mother is probably the one responsible for that
Benjamin Flores
Sorry faggot, I don't speak Russian. Those big plastic bobs are gonna look awesome in a casket though, right?
Joshua Cox
ugh fucking granny tits
Carson Foster
kill yourself before they kill you during surgery
Jaxon Wright
itt nerds fighting over internet waifu
Connor Sanchez
this assumption is too broad...and you show no evidence...
some people are trolls and some people are assholes... i see why it's a convincing theory, but you're not defending it adequately and there are too many alternate roots of misogyny (I mean, it can be a consequence of mental illness, for satan's sake)
James Hernandez
You're a weeb too. I feel sorry for you. Keep hating yourself and everything else ont his planet. Except for your waifu
Isaac Brooks
obviously that one guy in the pictures...humans are a wondrous and varied phenomenon
Joshua Barnes
Nice to meet you Brian,men that can cook are always a good thing :)
Colton Jones
please tell me this is bait
Camden Walker
Because I wanted to, the fuck.
Luke Morales
My friend who got the same surgery had the silicon implants explode inside her boobs. good luck op lol
Parker Mitchell
Nah, that's just Brian meeting and complimenting himself on an anonymous imageboard.
He does this in every thread all day, every day.
Jace Hill
No wonder you're into that stuff, people rejected by everyone often turn towards necrophilia for obvious reasons.
Colton Harris
Yeah you "definitely" didn't get hard
Robert Morales
That's bullshit, it would be a pity to leave before the end of the movie
Isaac Phillips
i think it's sarcastic...or predatory it's an obvious 'beta-male' reference
I also have a feeling that 'Brian' and OP are the same person mining this thread for a 'women hate' thread or some such thing. the behaviors of at least OP are almost a perfect performance of what MRA/MGTOW's say about women...
Bentley Gutierrez
Your tits look good. Are you insecure about your nips or something?
Grayson Hall
here u go
Henry Gutierrez
wow...i'm choosing these at 'random' and this is the second one that's been apropos to the actual topic of my post
Camden Taylor
Nah, you got me all wrong. I'm not a fan of OP Cowtits McGee to begin with. I definitely won't like OP dead and butchered Cowtits Mcgee once she dies during the operation.
Liam Richardson
She probably got the cheap chinese implants, good implants don't pop
Henry Stewart
No I'm serious, I like men that cook and take it in the ass
Lincoln Davis
Wtf this thread started with me just asking for memes, chill out with those conspiracy theories
Isaac Smith
test
Henry Johnson
I want to fix the shape, lift them andenlarge them a bit. And I don't want them to sag within the next years
Juan Martinez
Gross but that had to be the old/cheap implants, good implants dont pop
Bentley Watson
I've had friends who have had reductions, I've had friends who have had implants.
They both run into the same issue afterwards and that's the scar tissue, If you want the surgery for cosmetic reasons that will fuck with you.
The advice i heard from an ex-stripper is. Shaved/Unshaved Big tits/small tits guys generally don't care too much. We'll have a preference but if you're naked infront of them they wont be sitting there thinking "Man i wish her tits were lifted just a little bit" and if the guy doesn't like it he can fuck off elsewhere.
Anyway, Goodluck with the surgery. General is always fucking weird. Think of it as you're on a rollercoaster, just accept what will happen will happen and try and go through it all zen.
Also, set dem nips free! You're anonymous on the internet.
Aaron Gonzalez
And I bet you'd change your mind completely if you knew me. I also bet you're beating it right now
Jaxson Kelly
I'm just stating the conditions of this rhetorical environment...and these 'conspiracy theories' are a consequence of a fully anonymous environment. You could be an old man in a nursing home with a picture of someone's boobs. There's no default reason to take anyone's actions as sincere here, it's all interpretation based on context. Even then, there is no real ground for truth or verification in most circumstances.
Dominic Thomas
That's because, in the primary universe. You Do Die during the surgery. look up the statistics, tons of people have died during so-called routine procedures. Especially when they are doing it for vanity or to succeed in the porn industry.
Noah Carter
test successful! putting sage in the options field seems not to change anything about the post itself...interesting
Bentley Cook
sage grows in every field. Are you fucking retarded?
Isaac Turner
this subhuman thinks it deserves me jacking off to it
Oliver Flores
see...this is actual advice...length of post, type of information offered, contextual relationship with the other stuff I know indicates it's a sincere response...nice...actual human decency unenforced by circumstantial power-relations
Elijah Ortiz
you think having bigger tits would distract people from your horrid personality and deformed face?
Easton Price
Thanks, finally a decent comment. It doesn't leave scar tissue if the implant is placed in through a hole in the nipple. And I don't do it so that guys will like me more, I just want it because I like it
Lucas Butler
You'd like that wouldn't you whore? Those emojis make me so hard... Too bad those pale, uneven, sorry excuses for tits keep fucking up my fap session.
Remind me again of how you're not here fishing for compliments.
Austin Ward
did you mean 'goes in every field,' in the sense that this is a useless thread that should not be responded to seriously?
Charles Diaz
Thanks, I feel so much better now.
Grayson Cox
Fat cow surgery won't help
Ryan Butler
Fabulous bangers. What the fuck are you thinking.
Jackson Murphy
>Calling me a subhuman while you know you are one yourself. Go away autistic kid